At 1230am someone tried to get into my place, couldn't get through the gate and smashed up my security cam doorbell instead. (Rang the doorbell in the process, waking me up.) I called the police within a minute or too... And two and a half hours later no one has attended or even contacted me.

I hung up a very light flyscreen curtain over the window to his catio and he was stumped. He spent the day studying it like he was trying to Ocean's 11 a vault door.