Ah, you fell for the ol' extra fattening tin can trick. A classic gaffe

Here's a tin can on me: 🥫

They should just give you free plane tickets to see your internet friends and have dinner together because my family doesn't deserve my dinner rolls and I can't talk to them about which furry guys I want to deep throat.

It's fine I'm just using the power of the Heavenly Crucible to destroy this wicked world and rebirth it anew into a paradise free from suffering and impurity don't worry about it you'll love it.

"When I was a boy my nonna made the best paizuri in all of Tuscany with the fresh cream from her neighbor's farm."

We could've had it all