I believe you but I don’t understand why this would “work”. I get so annoyed when people put chaff on their slides. Who wants the chaff?

Should we invite bella hadidnt

So what I’m saying is, the proper definition of Dad Music might need some careful work.

This summer I was at a kid’s birthday party at a public pool and “the reason” came on the PA. And this other dad, who I had never seen before and have never seen since, turned to me and said “I hate this song so much, why do I know every word of it?” And I said “oh shit me too”.

Appreciate you darth

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Yes, and: interesting how much of this is framed around consumer choices. If you want a snack at the gas station and there are 300 options, you might use a gender filter to make your choice quicker. "What do these socks say about me as a person" isn't a question some people make time for.

Send em to me when you’re done

There’s no chance that goku knows how to draw a clock.

This has gotta be some Puritan thing, right? Like naming your kid Die-Well Smythe, or Pillar-Of-Salt Jones?

I have been calling this “hotel lobby aesthetic”

The implication here is that you’re eating it with a spoon. In which case: hell yeah dude

*sort of hyornk it