Hey, I'm not sure how else to contact you, so I'm trying this. I have inherited a gremlin's treasure trove of archaic games. I want to find a good home for them, and figured you or someone you know might be a good place? PM me if interested please.

Fuck, doc, I’m so sorry. *hugs*

Oh fuck off. “Our average customer is price insensitive so we can charge whatever we want and they don’t even notice.” Fuck you.

man, you meet a ghost lady at the end of the game and you're like "so yeah turns out a past me murdered you, but i've ship of theseused myself. anyways, i love you for real this time. now to make out with tony jay

Heyyyy!! 😃

I can no longer find it (thanks google) but there was a classic cartoon from the 1900s where a boss kicks all his striking workers out, replaces them with scabs and machines, and the final panel of the boss broke and wondering why nobody's buying his products

Mantorok from Eternal Darkness!