Aaron McGuire
@docrostov.bsky.social
former NBA basketball blogger @ gothic ginobili dot com. hard-left mathematician in richmond VA in his dad era, with a longstanding love for russian lit and the san antonio spurs. he/him/they
yo quick q why does this ESPN graphic make rick pitino look like an alternate universe mao
November 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
yo quick q why does this ESPN graphic make rick pitino look like an alternate universe mao
don't worry i gotchu fam
June 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
don't worry i gotchu fam
while i have not loved the ESPN commentary crew, great work by espn’s video guys for going to the half with this *extremely* concerned julius randle
May 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
while i have not loved the ESPN commentary crew, great work by espn’s video guys for going to the half with this *extremely* concerned julius randle
espn’s pro-duke bias has simply gone too far folks
May 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
espn’s pro-duke bias has simply gone too far folks
didn't internalize how bizarre this search query is until i finished typing it and really thought about my life for a few minutes
April 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
didn't internalize how bizarre this search query is until i finished typing it and really thought about my life for a few minutes
now that we can be pretty sure he's staying around, i must say -- really great fit for stephon castle at the grammys. love where he went with this.
February 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
now that we can be pretty sure he's staying around, i must say -- really great fit for stephon castle at the grammys. love where he went with this.
they GAVE OUT A 2ND ROUND PICK?????????? they traded their own 2nd rounder for the privilege of TRADING LUKA DONCIC?!?!?!??
February 2, 2025 at 6:40 AM
they GAVE OUT A 2ND ROUND PICK?????????? they traded their own 2nd rounder for the privilege of TRADING LUKA DONCIC?!?!?!??
man, the jobs advertised by “Unwrapped” whipped ass. wish i could wear a sweater vest and get on TV as a Gum Expert. we used to be a country
January 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
man, the jobs advertised by “Unwrapped” whipped ass. wish i could wear a sweater vest and get on TV as a Gum Expert. we used to be a country
[cocks gun] nba’s haunted
December 25, 2024 at 5:29 PM
[cocks gun] nba’s haunted
incredible camerawork by cleveland to catch this shot of max strus trying to get a piggyback ride from gary trent jr tonight
December 21, 2024 at 1:15 AM
incredible camerawork by cleveland to catch this shot of max strus trying to get a piggyback ride from gary trent jr tonight
the wolves beat the spurs so badly that mitch johnson now looks like the guy in the zombie movie that’s trying to act like he wasn’t bitten
December 16, 2024 at 2:23 AM
the wolves beat the spurs so badly that mitch johnson now looks like the guy in the zombie movie that’s trying to act like he wasn’t bitten
shaq completely fucked up the screen on inside. guess the screen wasn’t ready for that Emirates NBA Cup heat.
December 11, 2024 at 1:17 AM
shaq completely fucked up the screen on inside. guess the screen wasn’t ready for that Emirates NBA Cup heat.
hello, i have a sketch of a pleasant and tired koala for you today
December 7, 2024 at 4:47 PM
hello, i have a sketch of a pleasant and tired koala for you today
other teams see dalton knecht score 37 points and think: "lakers, please. we'll send you a washed up vet if you lego of dalton. we want to see what we can build with him." #NBAsky
November 20, 2024 at 5:51 AM
other teams see dalton knecht score 37 points and think: "lakers, please. we'll send you a washed up vet if you lego of dalton. we want to see what we can build with him." #NBAsky
media day kenny atkinson: a beach bro. he will outsurf johnny utah. loves bbq.
game day kenny atkinson: a used fettuccine salesman. he will quote the entirety of Godfather 2 to a CVS cashier. eats sloppy steaks. #nba
game day kenny atkinson: a used fettuccine salesman. he will quote the entirety of Godfather 2 to a CVS cashier. eats sloppy steaks. #nba
November 20, 2024 at 12:23 AM
media day kenny atkinson: a beach bro. he will outsurf johnny utah. loves bbq.
game day kenny atkinson: a used fettuccine salesman. he will quote the entirety of Godfather 2 to a CVS cashier. eats sloppy steaks. #nba
game day kenny atkinson: a used fettuccine salesman. he will quote the entirety of Godfather 2 to a CVS cashier. eats sloppy steaks. #nba
spending our sunday at the emergency vet because our dog is limping and can’t use his back right leg. i wish there was something we could do other than just sit in a waiting room for 4+ hours but that’s what we got. please send good vibes.
March 3, 2024 at 6:32 PM
spending our sunday at the emergency vet because our dog is limping and can’t use his back right leg. i wish there was something we could do other than just sit in a waiting room for 4+ hours but that’s what we got. please send good vibes.
now that the in season tournament is over with it’s high time nba bluesky checks in with local news and sees what else is going on in the world
December 10, 2023 at 4:53 AM
now that the in season tournament is over with it’s high time nba bluesky checks in with local news and sees what else is going on in the world
"when you saw only one set of footprints in the sand, it is then when pelvis carried you to flavortown" -- pelvis
July 27, 2023 at 1:54 AM
"when you saw only one set of footprints in the sand, it is then when pelvis carried you to flavortown" -- pelvis
had a mild dyslexia moment that dramatically changed the tenor and tone of joey chestnut’s latest achievement
July 4, 2023 at 11:46 PM
had a mild dyslexia moment that dramatically changed the tenor and tone of joey chestnut’s latest achievement
if you hear the name "jamie oliver" and think boy band instead of a guy with maximum dad energy, you should probably stretch out your back
July 4, 2023 at 11:24 AM
if you hear the name "jamie oliver" and think boy band instead of a guy with maximum dad energy, you should probably stretch out your back
my first twitter post declared that i have the strength of two bears. can't believe i started things out there with such a falsehood. i will start things out on a better foot here with a fun fact: i am seventeen feet tall.
July 3, 2023 at 8:24 AM
my first twitter post declared that i have the strength of two bears. can't believe i started things out there with such a falsehood. i will start things out on a better foot here with a fun fact: i am seventeen feet tall.