Mark
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I'm a nerd, and uhh... I'm pretty proud of it!
Doesn't look like a White Wedding?
a close up of a man with white hair wearing a black leather jacket and a necklace .
Alt: a close up of a man with white hair wearing a black leather jacket and a necklace .
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January 19, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Doesn't look like a White Wedding?
Nimda was 2001 (as well?) and sql slammer was 2003. #GoodTimes
December 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Nimda was 2001 (as well?) and sql slammer was 2003. #GoodTimes
…but it’s pretty catchy! 🤣
December 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
…but it’s pretty catchy! 🤣
...then come up here and recreate it (in your head) at all the filming locations... probably not a good idea to cut a VPD cruiser in half on the Cambie St Bridge, though. ;)
December 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
...then come up here and recreate it (in your head) at all the filming locations... probably not a good idea to cut a VPD cruiser in half on the Cambie St Bridge, though. ;)
They had me in the first half, not gonna lie... I didn't relax until I heard strawberry almond 🤣
I should make these for my brother. He had an unfortunate incident with a piece of gristle in a slice when he was 6 or 7 and has sworn off mortadella ever since 🤣❤️
I should make these for my brother. He had an unfortunate incident with a piece of gristle in a slice when he was 6 or 7 and has sworn off mortadella ever since 🤣❤️
December 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
They had me in the first half, not gonna lie... I didn't relax until I heard strawberry almond 🤣
I should make these for my brother. He had an unfortunate incident with a piece of gristle in a slice when he was 6 or 7 and has sworn off mortadella ever since 🤣❤️
I should make these for my brother. He had an unfortunate incident with a piece of gristle in a slice when he was 6 or 7 and has sworn off mortadella ever since 🤣❤️
Let me know before you come up next and I'll get my mom to whip you up a batch 😉
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Let me know before you come up next and I'll get my mom to whip you up a batch 😉
I was saving that for my next salvo 🤣
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I was saving that for my next salvo 🤣
But we have butter tarts, and they make pumpkins and pecans look like Hapsburg cousins from long, intermingled marriages.
November 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
But we have butter tarts, and they make pumpkins and pecans look like Hapsburg cousins from long, intermingled marriages.
We watched episode 1 of Plur1bus last night as well! Episode 2 is on the docket for tonight
November 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
We watched episode 1 of Plur1bus last night as well! Episode 2 is on the docket for tonight
They're all bangers, but yeah, #2 was an amazing thing to watch.
November 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
They're all bangers, but yeah, #2 was an amazing thing to watch.
Drunk uncles ate it all, accidentally… “this trail mix is realllly dry.”
November 4, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Drunk uncles ate it all, accidentally… “this trail mix is realllly dry.”
Like climbing rope in gym class?
a man with long blonde hair and glasses is wearing a plaid shirt and smiling .
ALT: a man with long blonde hair and glasses is wearing a plaid shirt and smiling .
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September 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Like climbing rope in gym class?
"you just haven't had a really good one yet"
yeah, no. Sorry (Eh)
yeah, no. Sorry (Eh)
September 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
"you just haven't had a really good one yet"
yeah, no. Sorry (Eh)
yeah, no. Sorry (Eh)
I will haunt shitty coffee drinkers from the afterlife. 😜 #GiveMeSopressaOrGiveMeDeath
July 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I will haunt shitty coffee drinkers from the afterlife. 😜 #GiveMeSopressaOrGiveMeDeath
How big a pot are you looking for? I picked up a giant one at a restaurant liquidation a couple years back, I'll keep my eyes open for you (giant for home, probably small for food service)
July 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
How big a pot are you looking for? I picked up a giant one at a restaurant liquidation a couple years back, I'll keep my eyes open for you (giant for home, probably small for food service)
It wasn’t “the” finish, but at one point in one bout he does drop to a split “defensively” and then “monkey picks the grapes” to end the bout 🤣
July 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
It wasn’t “the” finish, but at one point in one bout he does drop to a split “defensively” and then “monkey picks the grapes” to end the bout 🤣
But it gets wasted on the bottom! 😂
July 15, 2025 at 5:42 AM
But it gets wasted on the bottom! 😂
I just use the carnation “simple ingredients” hot cocoa mix to dust a cappuccino at home because it’s already here. I haven’t bought Quik in ages… but it would be better now to whip it into chocolate milk with an Aerolatte (or similar) 😀 #NoMoreLumps
July 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I just use the carnation “simple ingredients” hot cocoa mix to dust a cappuccino at home because it’s already here. I haven’t bought Quik in ages… but it would be better now to whip it into chocolate milk with an Aerolatte (or similar) 😀 #NoMoreLumps
Pofi has been gone for ages, it's a pharmasave now. Joe's cafe just recently closed.. we were down on the drive for coffee just last Monday (and I had some Quik sprinkled on top of my cappuccino) 😂😜
July 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Pofi has been gone for ages, it's a pharmasave now. Joe's cafe just recently closed.. we were down on the drive for coffee just last Monday (and I had some Quik sprinkled on top of my cappuccino) 😂😜
They seem to be conflating Joe's cafe with Pofi bar in this post... They were two different places?
July 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
They seem to be conflating Joe's cafe with Pofi bar in this post... They were two different places?
I watched Italy win the 1982 World Cup over _West_ Germany at the Pofi bar... A regular stop on Sundays to the "oops not the bathroom" back room and good gelato 😂
July 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I watched Italy win the 1982 World Cup over _West_ Germany at the Pofi bar... A regular stop on Sundays to the "oops not the bathroom" back room and good gelato 😂
Have you seen the trailer for The Running Man, yet? 😬 Based on Stephen King’s novel, rather than a remake of the Schwarzenegger campy popcorn action flick. (Still an action movie, but comes off quite dark) youtu.be/KD18ddeFuyM?...
The Running Man | Official Trailer (2025 Movie) - Edgar Wright, Glen Powell
YouTube video by Paramount Pictures
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July 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Have you seen the trailer for The Running Man, yet? 😬 Based on Stephen King’s novel, rather than a remake of the Schwarzenegger campy popcorn action flick. (Still an action movie, but comes off quite dark) youtu.be/KD18ddeFuyM?...
I remember that video! I think I saw it before The Goonies 😜 #NeverSayDie
July 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I remember that video! I think I saw it before The Goonies 😜 #NeverSayDie