I cannot for the life of me understand why you would not vote to impeach. What are you even doing right now??

What the fuck, Richard

haha okay

For $2,200 that chair better suck my toes

Almost literally the plot of Putty Pygmalion

Dang, that's a bit of a bummer. It's still on the list, but I was hoping for something a bit more esoteric and up-to-interpretation. Thanks for sharing your input!

Yo how is Strange Pictures? It's on the reading list

Tea 💅

what do these words mean

"I want truly to convince you, I said, if I can."
"Well, then, you certainly aren't doing what you want."

DRAG HER

Oh man this is so relatable. "You've changed since you moved." I mean yes mom bc change is inevitable but also no mom I'm still the same kid who started his high school's first GSA & was stoked for Obama, I'm just grown and upset you dismissed me when I asked you to consider your gay son when voting