Trichinosis Lampshade

Troubled Loony Tunes

Toblerone Lannister

I also work in a shop that is Team Yellow (and they hold onto and maintain shit until it‘s near the brink of death lol).

Let me see if I can find the TikTok where a crew is making the different brands of tools “fight” 😂

‘The Atlantic’ Brain sufferer: smart enough to find Fox News-style racebaiting unseemly, dumb enough to fall for _the exact same argument_ when it’s laundered through a 10k-word magazine article by a David Frum or a David Brooks type

We knew but the rich couldn't buy immortality so they stole the future

When he said “just try to have AOC take that [cognitive test for dementia],“ I thought that nothing in history has more completely manifested the podium champagne meme.

*reflexively rereads BLOOD MERIDIAN again*

Have you read this? It’s quite good.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wom...

Wham! by way of the Gawain Poet

Tag the four people you’re going to break a landspeed record with:

Not Cleveland, but still in Ohio: a quintandem:

I would be surprised if you hadn’t seen this already, but just in case:

youtu.be/fJ1wXWtCzU8?...

Is this my Mike Duncan “surely there must be a podcast on the History of Rome” moment?