No real need; appointment at 10.00am and the surgery is five minutes walk from home. I'll stuff my face when I get back.

Popular misconception. They always have had palm oil in them, it was just labelled as vegetable fat. Laws around labelling ingredients mean they now have to declare which vegetable fat they use.

I've subscribed for over thirty years and until recently read it as soon as it came through the door. I've currently got four issues waiting to be read (they probably won't be) as I don't have the inclination, but I won't unsubscribe.

My mum was struggling to think of what to buy her friend Lynne for Christmas. I suggested slippers, as "you can't go wrong with slippers."
Completely forgot Lynne was in a wheelchair after having both legs amputated below the knee.

Impetigo

Im-petty-go.

I was 17 at the time and it amused my colleagues no end.