North Austin Mike
@dlokazip.bsky.social
Texan, born and raised. Cis male. Always hopeful, yet discontent.
Regardless of who you think you are, I do not accept that you are acting on God's authority.
Regardless of who you think you are, I do not accept that you are acting on God's authority.
Holly Gennero McClane: "After all your posturing, all your little speeches, you're nothing but a common thief."
Hans Gruber: "I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane."
Hans Gruber: "I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane."
December 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Holly Gennero McClane: "After all your posturing, all your little speeches, you're nothing but a common thief."
Hans Gruber: "I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane."
Hans Gruber: "I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane."
Wait. The State Department is still using Windows 95?
December 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Wait. The State Department is still using Windows 95?
This is what they are mad about. They hate it when the children of immigrants score higher than their kids do.
December 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
This is what they are mad about. They hate it when the children of immigrants score higher than their kids do.
Serious ESH energy with this whole story.
December 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Serious ESH energy with this whole story.
Are we sure he waited?
Also, is there a statute of limitation for white rock stars? I notice that no one is going after Steven Tyler or Jimmy Page (and they are going after Ted Nugent for other reasons).
Also, is there a statute of limitation for white rock stars? I notice that no one is going after Steven Tyler or Jimmy Page (and they are going after Ted Nugent for other reasons).
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Are we sure he waited?
Also, is there a statute of limitation for white rock stars? I notice that no one is going after Steven Tyler or Jimmy Page (and they are going after Ted Nugent for other reasons).
Also, is there a statute of limitation for white rock stars? I notice that no one is going after Steven Tyler or Jimmy Page (and they are going after Ted Nugent for other reasons).
Creepy AF, to be sure. Still would make a distinction between those who waited and those who didn't. That is a very different argument than the one Megyn Kelly made.
November 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Creepy AF, to be sure. Still would make a distinction between those who waited and those who didn't. That is a very different argument than the one Megyn Kelly made.
Aziz Ansari went on Jimmy Kimmel Live to do the same. Still supporting Jimmy, but didn't feel good about that one.
November 9, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Aziz Ansari went on Jimmy Kimmel Live to do the same. Still supporting Jimmy, but didn't feel good about that one.
Micro Johnson! Perfect!
November 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Micro Johnson! Perfect!
I'm pretty sure that anyone who saw the movie My Cousin Vinny knows how crazy this is, but this woman allegedly passed the bar exam, right?
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I'm pretty sure that anyone who saw the movie My Cousin Vinny knows how crazy this is, but this woman allegedly passed the bar exam, right?
Jesus, white people, especially Dave Weigel, need to stop saying that Blue Oyster Cult belong in the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame.
November 5, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Jesus, white people, especially Dave Weigel, need to stop saying that Blue Oyster Cult belong in the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame.
This Texan says Yes!
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This Texan says Yes!
Confirmation that black women are the most clear-eyed.
October 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Confirmation that black women are the most clear-eyed.
Weaker sex, my ass.
October 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Weaker sex, my ass.
Reposted by North Austin Mike
Giant copy of the Constitution being carried down Pennsylvania Avenue.
October 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Giant copy of the Constitution being carried down Pennsylvania Avenue.
I'm waiting for them to spell it "Mangani".
October 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I'm waiting for them to spell it "Mangani".