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dj tommy pizza
@djtommypizza.bsky.social
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be the weird space wizard you want to see airbrushed on the side of a van

catch me here too if this place keeps suckin ass:
https://mastodon.social/@djtommypizza
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djtommypizza.bsky.social
ope, got it
chart titled "generation lead" showing Distribution of childhood blood lead levels (ug/dL) by age in the United States, 2015 most under 40 and above 50 have little to none, while 40-50 year olds have nearly 30x as much. these would be folks born 1965-1975, something I assume both the racist centrist freddie mercury and david bowie pfp accounts are
November 22, 2025 at 5:42 AM
djtommypizza.bsky.social
mtg today:
homer leaning out the car window, hair blowing in the wind, text reads "so long, stinktown!"
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
djtommypizza.bsky.social
what else can you reply to that with except
extremely dad-coded guy in a blue polo and shorts standing at a grill. text reads "MAN, THAT'S CRAZY CATCH THE GAME LAST NIGHT?" ifunny.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
djtommypizza.bsky.social
"dick cheney was antifa"
cillian murphy as robert oppenheimer looking like he's about to have an aneurysm
November 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
djtommypizza.bsky.social
yeah...but we'll always have the words from man himself
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
djtommypizza.bsky.social
when I understand the movie
@djtommypizza "that's the source on the numbers in the graph, where's your source saying leftists think that's awesome" @aliceinkeynes dearborn scapegoating, liberal apologia, gaza genocide denier, gaza mockery, islamophobia, leftist scapegoating, weaponizes antisemitism, enbyphobia, transphobia (general), muted by "a very british bigotry", kineticist. "this shit." (image of a 3 panel lord of the rings meme. it's the scene where isildur and elrond are at mt doom but isildur won't throw the ring in and destroy it. the one ring is labelled "fascism" in isildur's hand, elrond labelled "liberals" is saying 'cast it into the fire! destroy it!, and isildur labelled "leftists" replies 'no, i'm going to let it win to teach dems a lesson about healthcare no student loans no gaza.') truly an unbelievable sight. liberals sometimes man I swear to god
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
djtommypizza.bsky.social
ugh, love to get one of these right when the edible hits
@djtommypizza "that's the source of the numbers in the graph. where's the source saying leftists think that's awesome." @kerravon (in 3 separate skeets) "The leftists who keep agitating against the only party capable of mitigating this stuff when it holds power. "Like, they're literally everywhere on this platform. You'd have to be blind not to see and read them. "Like, all last year leftists were calling Biden and Harris murderers and worse over Gaza and insinuated Trump would be better. Now that Trump is turning Gaza into a U.S. pseudo-colony (with the UN's inexplicable blessing), something Biden and Harris never even entertained, you've all clammed up."
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
djtommypizza.bsky.social
you really wear those like a badge of honor huh
ike, son of mike @i-bresnick.bsky.social Follow Dearborn Scapegoating • Liberal Apologia Gaza Genocide Denier Israel Apologia Joined Nov '24 Yah bud you and your buddies are very online
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
djtommypizza.bsky.social
my goodness
Dearborn Scapegoating › Liberal Apologia Gaza Genocide Denier Gaza Mockery Islamophobia Leftist Scapegoating Weaponizes Antisemitism Enbyphobia Transphobia (General) & Muted by "A Very British Bigotry" Kineticist
November 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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love to make friends on bsky dot app
liberal apologia You faux leftists love dead Syrians, don't lie. That's why you like Assad so much. Nov 20, 2025, 7:02 PM Dearborn scapegoating, liberal apologia, gaza genocide denier, israel apologia, joined Nov '24 liberal apologia, transmisogyny, transphobia (general), muted by "a very British Bigotry"
November 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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dearborn scapegoating, liberal apologia, gaza genocide denier, israel apologia, joined Nov '24
November 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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martin scorsese "absolute cinema" meme with the duck's head superimposed over it
November 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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rob lowe wearing an nfl hat
November 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
djtommypizza.bsky.social
says the Corn Cob
wint @dril "im not owned! im not owned!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
November 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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NERD EMOJI MEME 10 HOURS
November 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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lady jessica from dune 2021 with text saying "Use the Voice."
November 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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these folks make the shit that put john carter on mars. a lot can happen in a year and I hope to be stocking up on indica oil again this time next year
text from an email from retro bakery: "Dear Retro Bakery Family, As many of you may have heard, the federal government has approved a new ruling that redefines hemp as containing under 0.4mg of THC per final product package. This change threatens not only the future of our family owned and operated business, which is run by both moms, dad, grandma, and both brothers, but also the livelihood of more than 350,000 hemp industry workers across America. Hemp may have lost this round, but we are far from finished. We now have 365 days before these changes take effect, which means 365 days to renegotiate the definition of hemp and fight for a fair, realistic standard. We cannot do this without your support. Stock Up"
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Mike F @animaldrumss + Check this shit out motherfucker [l slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do] 6/19/14, 8:13 PM
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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the coward new york times would never want you to know this
The New York Times OPINION BINYAMIN APPELBAUM Mamdani Isn't the Future of the Democrats. This Guy Is. Nov. 9, 2025 Image is of the master debater "both" guy with a ponytail and bluetooth headset who kept answering "both" to some tiktok debatelord shithead asking if he'd rather have LGBTQ inclusivity or economic stability
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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dwight from the office looking in a mirror with a mustache on his face
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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garth algar and wayne campbell recreating the quoted double door shot
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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"Negative. I have the thc soda. Good luck, sir."
noble six from the last mission in Halo: Reach
November 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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CURRENT OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE (from the last mission in Halo: Reach)
November 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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trevor moore
November 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM