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Random annoyance: tech reporters uncritically parroting the "we've proven that the universe isn't a simulation" line. The actual proof relies on definitions of computability which fundamentally assume they are contained *within our universe*. This in turn stems from a misunderstanding of what […]
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November 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Random annoyance: tech reporters uncritically parroting the "we've proven that the universe isn't a simulation" line. The actual proof relies on definitions of computability which fundamentally assume they are contained *within our universe*. This in turn stems from a misunderstanding of what […]
Achievement unlocked: I pushed a fish up through an existing wall cavity and caught it in the open box on the receiving side *on the very first try*. My life has officially peaked.
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Achievement unlocked: I pushed a fish up through an existing wall cavity and caught it in the open box on the receiving side *on the very first try*. My life has officially peaked.
I wrote a long-ish thing about implicit capabilities in the Cats ecosystem and shiny new lightweight support for user-defined (non-Throwable) error types on top of monads like IO: https://typelevel.org/blog/2025/09/02/custom-error-types.html
Typelevel | Custom Error Types Using Cats Effect and MTL
Typelevel is an ecosystem of projects and a community of people united to foster an inclusive, welcoming, and safe environment around functional programming in Scala.
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September 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I wrote a long-ish thing about implicit capabilities in the Cats ecosystem and shiny new lightweight support for user-defined (non-Throwable) error types on top of monads like IO: https://typelevel.org/blog/2025/09/02/custom-error-types.html
One of my coworkers refers to Open Source as “the most incredible thing humanity has ever accomplished.” When he says that, he’s not making a socioeconomic or political statement, nor is he ignoring technical shortcomings. Rather, he is making an observation about how millions of people have […]
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July 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
One of my coworkers refers to Open Source as “the most incredible thing humanity has ever accomplished.” When he says that, he’s not making a socioeconomic or political statement, nor is he ignoring technical shortcomings. Rather, he is making an observation about how millions of people have […]
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The is diabolical... a Python object that hallucinates method implementations on demand any time you call them, using my LLM Python library https://github.com/awwaiid/gremllm
July 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The is diabolical... a Python object that hallucinates method implementations on demand any time you call them, using my LLM Python library https://github.com/awwaiid/gremllm
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It feels so 60s to have to type
if __name__ == '__main__':
main()
into every Python program.
if __name__ == '__main__':
main()
into every Python program.
June 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
It feels so 60s to have to type
if __name__ == '__main__':
main()
into every Python program.
if __name__ == '__main__':
main()
into every Python program.
Okay this is very cool and anybody who is touching big data should pay attention to how this evolves: https://ducklake.select/manifesto/
The DuckLake Manifesto: SQL as a Lakehouse Format
DuckLake delivers advanced data lake features without traditional lakehouse complexity by using Parquet files and your SQL database. It’s an open, standalone format from the DuckDB team.
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May 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Okay this is very cool and anybody who is touching big data should pay attention to how this evolves: https://ducklake.select/manifesto/
I’ve recently realized that essentially all opinion pieces about the energy/carbon/capital/resource impact of AI invariably spend thousands of words on napkin math figures based on shaky assumptions on how models and data centers work, all to come up with some bottom line number…
And then they […]
And then they […]
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May 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I’ve recently realized that essentially all opinion pieces about the energy/carbon/capital/resource impact of AI invariably spend thousands of words on napkin math figures based on shaky assumptions on how models and data centers work, all to come up with some bottom line number…
And then they […]
And then they […]
I'm relatively certain that the fastest and easiest way to solve captcha these days is to upload the image to ChatGPT and ask it for the answer.
April 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I'm relatively certain that the fastest and easiest way to solve captcha these days is to upload the image to ChatGPT and ask it for the answer.
General rule of thumb: If you're going to submit a pull request, at least take the time to compile it and run the tests. I don't care if you used AI or not, but a pull request which trivially fails CI is a waste of everyone's time and resources.
April 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
General rule of thumb: If you're going to submit a pull request, at least take the time to compile it and run the tests. I don't care if you used AI or not, but a pull request which trivially fails CI is a waste of everyone's time and resources.
In parallel with finalizing Cats Effect 3.6, we began work on actually porting the multithreaded work-stealing runtime from the JVM to Native, and I'm pleased to say that we finally have a fully building PR! https://github.com/typelevel/cats-effect/pull/4201
There's still a lot more to do, but […]
There's still a lot more to do, but […]
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March 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
In parallel with finalizing Cats Effect 3.6, we began work on actually porting the multithreaded work-stealing runtime from the JVM to Native, and I'm pleased to say that we finally have a fully building PR! https://github.com/typelevel/cats-effect/pull/4201
There's still a lot more to do, but […]
There's still a lot more to do, but […]
I'm happy to announce the release of Cats Effect 3.6.0! https://github.com/typelevel/cats-effect/releases/tag/v3.6.0
This was a gargantuan effort, and as I've previously mentioned (and discuss in the notes), it sets the stage for the future of CE's runtime with a series of almost entirely […]
This was a gargantuan effort, and as I've previously mentioned (and discuss in the notes), it sets the stage for the future of CE's runtime with a series of almost entirely […]
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March 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I'm happy to announce the release of Cats Effect 3.6.0! https://github.com/typelevel/cats-effect/releases/tag/v3.6.0
This was a gargantuan effort, and as I've previously mentioned (and discuss in the notes), it sets the stage for the future of CE's runtime with a series of almost entirely […]
This was a gargantuan effort, and as I've previously mentioned (and discuss in the notes), it sets the stage for the future of CE's runtime with a series of almost entirely […]
Public service announcement: *every* bash script should begin with the following lines. There are no exceptions. This is particularly true if you *think* you have found an exception. You haven't. Don't do it.
March 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Public service announcement: *every* bash script should begin with the following lines. There are no exceptions. This is particularly true if you *think* you have found an exception. You haven't. Don't do it.
The first paragraph of this article basically proves that people don't actually know what "fast" means: https://www.techrepublic.com/article/tiobe-index-language-rankings/
The outlier in their thesis is Go, which is not actually a particularly fast language per se. Its static linking results […]
The outlier in their thesis is Go, which is not actually a particularly fast language per se. Its static linking results […]
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February 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The first paragraph of this article basically proves that people don't actually know what "fast" means: https://www.techrepublic.com/article/tiobe-index-language-rankings/
The outlier in their thesis is Go, which is not actually a particularly fast language per se. Its static linking results […]
The outlier in their thesis is Go, which is not actually a particularly fast language per se. Its static linking results […]
Some time back, I was having an introductory 1:1 with a new executive we had brought onboard. He were bonding through grousing about various things that were technically wrong with the system, and about halfway through he stopped me and asked, "You're pretty new here, aren't you?” I answered in […]
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January 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Some time back, I was having an introductory 1:1 with a new executive we had brought onboard. He were bonding through grousing about various things that were technically wrong with the system, and about halfway through he stopped me and asked, "You're pretty new here, aren't you?” I answered in […]
This has hit me pretty hard. Brendan and I used to play video games together, chatting almost every day. We saw each other at almost every conference ever. Too many memories to enumerate, but the attached photo comes to mind. This isn't Brendan, this is a […]
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January 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This has hit me pretty hard. Brendan and I used to play video games together, chatting almost every day. We saw each other at almost every conference ever. Too many memories to enumerate, but the attached photo comes to mind. This isn't Brendan, this is a […]
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I don't normally talk about stuff my employer announces (I work for Nvidia, my opinions are my own, etc etc), but something interesting struck me about the DLSS4 frame generation stuff.
Jensen gave the example of computationally rendering 2 million pixels and then inferring 31 million more […]
Jensen gave the example of computationally rendering 2 million pixels and then inferring 31 million more […]
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January 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I don't normally talk about stuff my employer announces (I work for Nvidia, my opinions are my own, etc etc), but something interesting struck me about the DLSS4 frame generation stuff.
Jensen gave the example of computationally rendering 2 million pixels and then inferring 31 million more […]
Jensen gave the example of computationally rendering 2 million pixels and then inferring 31 million more […]
For those of you using Cats Effect to do real things, it would really mean a lot if you could take 3.6.0-RC1 for a spin together with Fs2 3.12.0-RC1 (doing them both is important!) sometime over the next week. We made significant under the hood changes and we want to make sure we don't break […]
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January 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
For those of you using Cats Effect to do real things, it would really mean a lot if you could take 3.6.0-RC1 for a spin together with Fs2 3.12.0-RC1 (doing them both is important!) sometime over the next week. We made significant under the hood changes and we want to make sure we don't break […]
Fwiw (probably not much), I wrote an essay trying to describe a lot of Cats Effect's high-level architecture, the general problem space of asynchronous coroutine scheduling, how we (the maintainers within the broader ecosystem) think about these problems, and how we've gone about optimizing for […]
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December 31, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Fwiw (probably not much), I wrote an essay trying to describe a lot of Cats Effect's high-level architecture, the general problem space of asynchronous coroutine scheduling, how we (the maintainers within the broader ecosystem) think about these problems, and how we've gone about optimizing for […]
Look, I really enjoy whitespace sensitive languages, and I generally think braceless syntax looks nice, but holy hell the rules for parsing it are bonkers. Consider:
(bar: y) => z
bar: y => z
foo.bar: x => z
Remember the *tooling* has to handle multiple versions of the language, even when the […]
(bar: y) => z
bar: y => z
foo.bar: x => z
Remember the *tooling* has to handle multiple versions of the language, even when the […]
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December 29, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Look, I really enjoy whitespace sensitive languages, and I generally think braceless syntax looks nice, but holy hell the rules for parsing it are bonkers. Consider:
(bar: y) => z
bar: y => z
foo.bar: x => z
Remember the *tooling* has to handle multiple versions of the language, even when the […]
(bar: y) => z
bar: y => z
foo.bar: x => z
Remember the *tooling* has to handle multiple versions of the language, even when the […]
So this finally happened.
https://github.com/typelevel/cats-effect/releases/tag/v3.6.0-RC1
It's hard to overstate how vast of an impact this release has on the Cats Effect ecosystem, albeit one which is almost entirely invisible without measurement! This is the first full release of our […]
https://github.com/typelevel/cats-effect/releases/tag/v3.6.0-RC1
It's hard to overstate how vast of an impact this release has on the Cats Effect ecosystem, albeit one which is almost entirely invisible without measurement! This is the first full release of our […]
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December 28, 2024 at 12:43 AM
So this finally happened.
https://github.com/typelevel/cats-effect/releases/tag/v3.6.0-RC1
It's hard to overstate how vast of an impact this release has on the Cats Effect ecosystem, albeit one which is almost entirely invisible without measurement! This is the first full release of our […]
https://github.com/typelevel/cats-effect/releases/tag/v3.6.0-RC1
It's hard to overstate how vast of an impact this release has on the Cats Effect ecosystem, albeit one which is almost entirely invisible without measurement! This is the first full release of our […]
Pet peeve: People who implement retry with exponential backoff without random jitter. The whole point of the exponential is not to make things slower, it's to geometrically reduce the probability of coincidental multi-request alignment to zero. When you skip […]
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December 5, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Pet peeve: People who implement retry with exponential backoff without random jitter. The whole point of the exponential is not to make things slower, it's to geometrically reduce the probability of coincidental multi-request alignment to zero. When you skip […]
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