Clearly had much time on his hands while sat on the bench last night.

The full list is as follows…

#toast

Add this guy to the list of greats to have played at The Globe…

Anyone got Peter Gabriel’s number?

Trump is using a new bronzer then?

Pretty sure this bloke playing for Sheffield Wednesday is an acquaintance of noted thespian Steven Toast.

Sal Commotion, Dick Weerdly, Scott Chestnut & Mr Vegas Ber-nard.

#HeathcotePursuit

And I thought #Everton had problems…

With referees now having to explain VAR decisions to stadiums, can I suggest some media training for them?

I can recommend actors with the requisite gravitas to help them command 60000 people.

These gents are available & come with a royal seal of approval👇🏻

@pitchblacksteed.bsky.social

Just thought I should check in on what’s been happening in the UK while I’m awa….FFS…

“Surely these can’t be biscuits?”

*awaits replies*

Current relationship status…

Is it worth owt? 😃