Chungus Khan
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Chungus Khan
@djkim.bsky.social
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For the love of fuck, please remove the tacky license plate frames that dealers put on cars they sell. Stop advertising for the dealer that ripped you off for free!
December 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
i never read 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea so I never realized it wasn't referring to depth, but rather distance travelled in the submarine. I suppose it should have been obvious, since the earth is less than 7000 leagues in diameter for the most conservative definitions of league.
December 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I thought i could buy one thing at Costco when i went to pick up an Rx on my bike.
December 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
It myst be really sad to be a Harvard Kim or Princeton Wang or Stanford Park and end up at Yale.
December 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
it's hard to believe that the Stranger Things kids are already in their late 30s.
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
nothing at the grocery store costs less than $5 now.
October 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Do pokémon get personal names or does everyone just call them by their species?

Like, is Pikachu fungible?

Is Ash calling Pikachu Pikachu like me calling my cat "Cat"?
September 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I also got some Mormon missionaries on my doorstep and they were NOT into it.
September 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
happened to walk outside and saw a rocket launch. had to look it up to make sure it wasn't an ICBM. (it was a starlink space pollution launch)
September 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
on this 30th anniversary of the acclaimed documentary, Hackers (1995), I would like to note that the racist show Zero Cool takes off the air to watch Outer Limits is called "America First", which is also the name of the show neo-Nazi Nick Fuentes made in 2017.
September 16, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Charlie Kirk would still be alive if we simply refused to platform bigots and fascists.
September 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
My local water utility should sue their ad firm.
September 12, 2025 at 8:14 AM
oh, fuck no
August 29, 2025 at 9:40 AM
i don't even follow golf and I'm sick of seeing Scottie Scheffler on TV.
August 23, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Trump's next move is to put his portrait on the $100 bill. In color.
August 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Motion to replace the cliché "to kill two birds with one stone" with "to kill two billionaires with one bullet."
July 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
restarting my computer for updates! i can't wait to see which garbage features Microsoft installed or turned back on without my permission this time!
July 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I don't think we need to make computer processors faster anymore. We should switch to making the software better.
July 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
it's funny how executive types need a euphemism for a euphemism now. "workforce changes" instead of "layoffs" instead of "firings".
July 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Pakled President
June 23, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Every once in a while, I see someone wearing a UKG branded cap and I think, You're proud of working there?
June 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
if it's dark and i have just the right angle, i can see the glow of my RGB RAM heat spreaders through a vent hole in my case.
May 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
do you think these AI folks take Roko's Basilisk seriously? because it would be hilarious if a bad thought experiment is what destroys the world.
May 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Reposted by Chungus Khan
Playing Cities Skylines. Here’s my police headquarters surrounded by 2 nuclear power plants, a coal power plant, 4 landfills, and a moat of sewage. I built a little neighborhood for the cops (also surrounded by sewage) where everyone is always sick and dying. They have a poop ferry to get around.
May 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
is it just me, or does S2 of Andor look like it's got a genAI-esque filter on it?
May 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM