ben cohen
@djbennyc.bsky.social
intelligent music curation @playbackprodigy. cat dad first, then actual dad. leftist. anti-fascist. honorary 🇨🇦. he/him, don't be a dick, trans rights are human rights, 🍉, dc now, boston forever, 26+6=1. go Sox!
Thank you! I found it about 5 min ago and didn’t have a chance to delete it!
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Thank you! I found it about 5 min ago and didn’t have a chance to delete it!
What’s the method??
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
What’s the method??
We had this, it was called Geocities, and I was Vault/4095.
November 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
We had this, it was called Geocities, and I was Vault/4095.
I couldn’t agree with you more!
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I couldn’t agree with you more!
Josh I program music for public spaces for a living.
We have a few clients that requested 24/7 Christmas music starting right after Halloween. Their staff is going to have a mutiny.
We have a few clients that requested 24/7 Christmas music starting right after Halloween. Their staff is going to have a mutiny.
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Josh I program music for public spaces for a living.
We have a few clients that requested 24/7 Christmas music starting right after Halloween. Their staff is going to have a mutiny.
We have a few clients that requested 24/7 Christmas music starting right after Halloween. Their staff is going to have a mutiny.
I like oysters and I like stuffing, but I do NOT like oyster stuffing. Or creamed oysters. I’m good.
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I like oysters and I like stuffing, but I do NOT like oyster stuffing. Or creamed oysters. I’m good.
“Hey vampires, come on in!” is a safer invitation.
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
“Hey vampires, come on in!” is a safer invitation.
Howwhyhowwhy would you ever INVITE Chotiner to ask questions!?
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Howwhyhowwhy would you ever INVITE Chotiner to ask questions!?
And look I like Duck Soup! It’s funny! It’s influential and great and everything but you’re going to have a really hard goddamn time telling me there’s anything funnier in it than the rhino scene in Ace Venture 2.
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
And look I like Duck Soup! It’s funny! It’s influential and great and everything but you’re going to have a really hard goddamn time telling me there’s anything funnier in it than the rhino scene in Ace Venture 2.
*Control+F* “jackass”
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Trash fucking list.
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Trash fucking list.
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
*Control+F* “jackass”
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Trash fucking list.
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Trash fucking list.
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
There is a joke in a Chuck Palahniuk novel (I think Invisible Monsters) where at a Thanksgiving dinner there’s confusing about fletching and felching, and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it.
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
There is a joke in a Chuck Palahniuk novel (I think Invisible Monsters) where at a Thanksgiving dinner there’s confusing about fletching and felching, and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it.
Cubs won the World Series in 2016; that rain delay in Game 7 was a timeline split. I'm convinced.
November 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Cubs won the World Series in 2016; that rain delay in Game 7 was a timeline split. I'm convinced.
Ohhhh man that takes me back
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Ohhhh man that takes me back
Similar to how the 2024 Paris games held their surfing events in Tahiti!
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Similar to how the 2024 Paris games held their surfing events in Tahiti!
And for an hour a year, they’re the same time!
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
And for an hour a year, they’re the same time!
Also that the Scottish Highlands and the Appalachian mountains were originally the same mountain range. That shit is OLD.
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Also that the Scottish Highlands and the Appalachian mountains were originally the same mountain range. That shit is OLD.
Batter Up SLAPS. Sample choice is 🔥🔥🔥
November 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Batter Up SLAPS. Sample choice is 🔥🔥🔥