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"Our God is a zilla, our King is a Kong. The room's about to crumble as I burst into song!" - @thehives.com
If you send me a DM it better be important, like about my car's extended warranty expiring.
If you send me a DM it better be important, like about my car's extended warranty expiring.
October 7, 2025 at 9:14 AM
September 20, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Turns out, Trump speaks fluent immigrant 🤑
August 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Turns out, Trump speaks fluent immigrant 🤑
August 10, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I want to believe 🤐
July 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I want to believe 🤐
Hear that everyone, Trump wants you to vote, "YAY" 🤦
Lies, damned lies, and even more damned lies= #Trump and his #BigUglyBill
Lies, damned lies, and even more damned lies= #Trump and his #BigUglyBill
July 2, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Hear that everyone, Trump wants you to vote, "YAY" 🤦
Lies, damned lies, and even more damned lies= #Trump and his #BigUglyBill
Lies, damned lies, and even more damned lies= #Trump and his #BigUglyBill
tfw you get when the fully loaded RV is delivered and it has all the extras: the upgraded trim, dashboard compass, and $100k stuffed in an alligator briefcase.
June 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
tfw you get when the fully loaded RV is delivered and it has all the extras: the upgraded trim, dashboard compass, and $100k stuffed in an alligator briefcase.
It's so disrespectful to cross your arms in the oval office!
March 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It's so disrespectful to cross your arms in the oval office!
February 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Here is your daily dose of manatee ♥️
January 30, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Here is your daily dose of manatee ♥️
Yeah he juiced, but so did everybody else back then...Tropicana, Minute Maid, Ocean Spray!
January 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Yeah he juiced, but so did everybody else back then...Tropicana, Minute Maid, Ocean Spray!
This is the face of a man who just found out tariffs on Colombian products are going up 50% soon.
Better status check with your plug, bro!
Better status check with your plug, bro!
January 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
This is the face of a man who just found out tariffs on Colombian products are going up 50% soon.
Better status check with your plug, bro!
Better status check with your plug, bro!
Hey Tesla, your CEO is hot, racist garbage.
January 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Hey Tesla, your CEO is hot, racist garbage.
Me, after the last two days of news:
January 23, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Me, after the last two days of news:
This puffy cloud is watching football with me ☁️💗
January 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This puffy cloud is watching football with me ☁️💗
Lyla really makes me want to have a human-sized box to take synchronized naps in.
January 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Lyla really makes me want to have a human-sized box to take synchronized naps in.
Happy National Sangria Day!!!
Damn, I triggered myself. Off to make Sangria!
Damn, I triggered myself. Off to make Sangria!
December 20, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Happy National Sangria Day!!!
Damn, I triggered myself. Off to make Sangria!
Damn, I triggered myself. Off to make Sangria!