Tornado Ali
@djalidct.bsky.social
I’m just a bull in a fragile masculinity shop.
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This just in: Donald Trump proud to win the 2026 Lamar Hunt Trophy.
January 25, 2026 at 11:18 PM
This just in: Donald Trump proud to win the 2026 Lamar Hunt Trophy.
RSVPing to Christmas as “I don’t wanna.” 🙃
December 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
RSVPing to Christmas as “I don’t wanna.” 🙃
For Your Consideration: Krampus Lindholm. He only appears during the holidays, and instead of the penalty box, he just stuffs players in a sack and beats them with a stick.
November 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
For Your Consideration: Krampus Lindholm. He only appears during the holidays, and instead of the penalty box, he just stuffs players in a sack and beats them with a stick.
New Business Idea: a seasonal/themed strip club called Santa’s Twerkshop.
November 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
New Business Idea: a seasonal/themed strip club called Santa’s Twerkshop.
I’m too old for hot nudes. I’ve got lukewarm nudes at best. Like just whipping a tit out while I’m eating pasta and seeing what happens. 🤷🏻♀️
October 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I’m too old for hot nudes. I’ve got lukewarm nudes at best. Like just whipping a tit out while I’m eating pasta and seeing what happens. 🤷🏻♀️
This Just In: Hand soap could cause sepsis!
We are in the darkest timeline.
We are in the darkest timeline.
September 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This Just In: Hand soap could cause sepsis!
We are in the darkest timeline.
We are in the darkest timeline.
I think it’s funny that Domino’s feels the need to remind me that I have points expiring in January. Srsly, look at my order history. If I haven’t used them by then, worry less about my points and more about filing a missing person report.
September 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I think it’s funny that Domino’s feels the need to remind me that I have points expiring in January. Srsly, look at my order history. If I haven’t used them by then, worry less about my points and more about filing a missing person report.
FL Republicans: “Who are we to tell you what to put in your body?”
Also FL Republicans: “We’re here to tell you what you can’t take out of your body (if you’re a pregnant woman)!”
Also FL Republicans: “We’re here to tell you what you can’t take out of your body (if you’re a pregnant woman)!”
September 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
FL Republicans: “Who are we to tell you what to put in your body?”
Also FL Republicans: “We’re here to tell you what you can’t take out of your body (if you’re a pregnant woman)!”
Also FL Republicans: “We’re here to tell you what you can’t take out of your body (if you’re a pregnant woman)!”
For as much as millennials love saying that shit lives rent-free in our heads…wouldn’t rent-free be the fucking dream???
August 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
For as much as millennials love saying that shit lives rent-free in our heads…wouldn’t rent-free be the fucking dream???
Of COURSE Jesus is holier than thou! What do you think they crucified him with, fuckin’ magnets?
August 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Of COURSE Jesus is holier than thou! What do you think they crucified him with, fuckin’ magnets?
Just a chaotic good girl living in a lawful evil world…
August 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Just a chaotic good girl living in a lawful evil world…
The biggest difference between Brick Tamland and DJT is that Brick gracefully accepted a declined invite to his pants party.
July 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The biggest difference between Brick Tamland and DJT is that Brick gracefully accepted a declined invite to his pants party.
Have there been any studies on a correlation between penis size and pedophilia? I am 100% asking for Donald Trump, because he absolutely seems like the type to justify his disgusting behavior by loving that his half-eaten-Cheeto sized peen looks bigger in hands that are even smaller than his. 🙃
July 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Have there been any studies on a correlation between penis size and pedophilia? I am 100% asking for Donald Trump, because he absolutely seems like the type to justify his disgusting behavior by loving that his half-eaten-Cheeto sized peen looks bigger in hands that are even smaller than his. 🙃
I’m pretty sure Tucker Carlson being the voice of reason is one of the horsemen of the apocalypse.
June 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I’m pretty sure Tucker Carlson being the voice of reason is one of the horsemen of the apocalypse.
That parade should have been an email. 🙃
June 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
That parade should have been an email. 🙃
Sooo, who wants to tell Vance what Les Mis is actually about? 🙃
June 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Sooo, who wants to tell Vance what Les Mis is actually about? 🙃
While it is somewhat heartening to see our judicial system stepping up to tell Agolf Shitler that he can’t keep sending us further down the path of facism and Idiocracy, at what point do we actually fucking stop him???
May 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
While it is somewhat heartening to see our judicial system stepping up to tell Agolf Shitler that he can’t keep sending us further down the path of facism and Idiocracy, at what point do we actually fucking stop him???
NGL, if I was on the Starliner crew, I probably would have told Muskrat “no thanks, I’ll wait for NASA”.
May 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
NGL, if I was on the Starliner crew, I probably would have told Muskrat “no thanks, I’ll wait for NASA”.
New Business Idea: deep-dish communion wafers.
May 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
New Business Idea: deep-dish communion wafers.
At Centreville Bank Stadium like: Sharia law here, hoo hah, fuck the PD, fuck the PD!
May 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
At Centreville Bank Stadium like: Sharia law here, hoo hah, fuck the PD, fuck the PD!
This Just In: Pawtucket PD supports RIFC by kicking out disabled @nerevolution.bsky.social fan, details at 11. Or not, because they won’t tell us shit. 🙃
May 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
This Just In: Pawtucket PD supports RIFC by kicking out disabled @nerevolution.bsky.social fan, details at 11. Or not, because they won’t tell us shit. 🙃
Enough with the Met Gala twinning BS. The one key difference: Zendaya wore the fuck out of her suit. Anna Sarai’s suit wore her.
May 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Enough with the Met Gala twinning BS. The one key difference: Zendaya wore the fuck out of her suit. Anna Sarai’s suit wore her.
Hot Take: Italy should deny Trump entry for the Pope’s funeral.
April 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Hot Take: Italy should deny Trump entry for the Pope’s funeral.
“Vladimir, STOP!” about to become the foreign policy equivalent of “Piper, nooooo!” 🙄
April 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
“Vladimir, STOP!” about to become the foreign policy equivalent of “Piper, nooooo!” 🙄
Hear Me Out: Ralph Fiennes crossover where Conclave ends like The Menu. Where there’s smoke… 🤷🏻♀️
April 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Hear Me Out: Ralph Fiennes crossover where Conclave ends like The Menu. Where there’s smoke… 🤷🏻♀️