Matt Bradley "DividedByXiro"
@dividedbyxiro.bsky.social
Puzzle done!
And mounted behind the plexiglass backsplash behind the stove.
And mounted behind the plexiglass backsplash behind the stove.
January 4, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Puzzle done!
And mounted behind the plexiglass backsplash behind the stove.
And mounted behind the plexiglass backsplash behind the stove.
Another fun jigsaw adventure with Heather.
"Spices from all over the World." 1000pc. Photo by Anton Ignatenco. Published by Ravensburger
"Spices from all over the World." 1000pc. Photo by Anton Ignatenco. Published by Ravensburger
January 2, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Another fun jigsaw adventure with Heather.
"Spices from all over the World." 1000pc. Photo by Anton Ignatenco. Published by Ravensburger
"Spices from all over the World." 1000pc. Photo by Anton Ignatenco. Published by Ravensburger
Merry Christmas, to everybody except for MJF!
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December 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Merry Christmas, to everybody except for MJF!
🎅
🎅
Leaked screenshot of the new DOJ-approved cut of Home Alone 2
December 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Leaked screenshot of the new DOJ-approved cut of Home Alone 2
Casualty #1 of Dumbcat's first Christmas.
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December 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Casualty #1 of Dumbcat's first Christmas.
🎅💀
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Looks like Dumbcat has found a new favorite hiding spot.
(Yes, I'm well aware of the danger this could pose if she snuck in there without anyone noticing. I've briefed the kids on always checking before closing the lid and turning the machine on.)
(Yes, I'm well aware of the danger this could pose if she snuck in there without anyone noticing. I've briefed the kids on always checking before closing the lid and turning the machine on.)
December 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Looks like Dumbcat has found a new favorite hiding spot.
(Yes, I'm well aware of the danger this could pose if she snuck in there without anyone noticing. I've briefed the kids on always checking before closing the lid and turning the machine on.)
(Yes, I'm well aware of the danger this could pose if she snuck in there without anyone noticing. I've briefed the kids on always checking before closing the lid and turning the machine on.)
My favorite computer system messages are the ones that seem vaguely dystopian, futuristic, and threatening.
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December 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
My favorite computer system messages are the ones that seem vaguely dystopian, futuristic, and threatening.
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I just came to a horrible realization.
With Dungeon Crawler Carl getting a graphic novel, a webcomic, a tabletop game, and eventually a TV show... it's probably just a matter of time before Carl and gang are added to Fortnite.
With Dungeon Crawler Carl getting a graphic novel, a webcomic, a tabletop game, and eventually a TV show... it's probably just a matter of time before Carl and gang are added to Fortnite.
December 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I just came to a horrible realization.
With Dungeon Crawler Carl getting a graphic novel, a webcomic, a tabletop game, and eventually a TV show... it's probably just a matter of time before Carl and gang are added to Fortnite.
With Dungeon Crawler Carl getting a graphic novel, a webcomic, a tabletop game, and eventually a TV show... it's probably just a matter of time before Carl and gang are added to Fortnite.
Lovely seeing the Northern Lights tonight in northeast Arkansas
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Lovely seeing the Northern Lights tonight in northeast Arkansas
Trying to brush up on some Dungeon Crawl Classics rules, and CAT decides to join in.🐱🧙♂️
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Trying to brush up on some Dungeon Crawl Classics rules, and CAT decides to join in.🐱🧙♂️
Old and busted: "Throw all the billionaires into an active volcano."
New hotness: "Let's toss Elon into a space capsule, and launch it directly into the Sun!"
New hotness: "Let's toss Elon into a space capsule, and launch it directly into the Sun!"
November 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Old and busted: "Throw all the billionaires into an active volcano."
New hotness: "Let's toss Elon into a space capsule, and launch it directly into the Sun!"
New hotness: "Let's toss Elon into a space capsule, and launch it directly into the Sun!"
I have an old Nintendo lunchbox on my shelf.
Dumbcat has decided to turn it into another hiding spot.
(Yes it's stained from years of use by the previous owner. It's not dirty, it's "well-loved")
Dumbcat has decided to turn it into another hiding spot.
(Yes it's stained from years of use by the previous owner. It's not dirty, it's "well-loved")
November 2, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I have an old Nintendo lunchbox on my shelf.
Dumbcat has decided to turn it into another hiding spot.
(Yes it's stained from years of use by the previous owner. It's not dirty, it's "well-loved")
Dumbcat has decided to turn it into another hiding spot.
(Yes it's stained from years of use by the previous owner. It's not dirty, it's "well-loved")
Note to future self:
When your employer is hosting a chili cook-off on Halloween, don't wear a mask that makes it difficult to eat.
When your employer is hosting a chili cook-off on Halloween, don't wear a mask that makes it difficult to eat.
October 31, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Note to future self:
When your employer is hosting a chili cook-off on Halloween, don't wear a mask that makes it difficult to eat.
When your employer is hosting a chili cook-off on Halloween, don't wear a mask that makes it difficult to eat.
In an alternate universe, Orange Cassidy and PAC would make a great tag team.
October 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
In an alternate universe, Orange Cassidy and PAC would make a great tag team.
Finishing last night's episode of AEW Dynamite.
Nice to see Jurassic Express together again, but.... Is Jack Perry still a heel?
He gets to be evil *AND* have a pet dinosaur‽
#LifeGoals
Nice to see Jurassic Express together again, but.... Is Jack Perry still a heel?
He gets to be evil *AND* have a pet dinosaur‽
#LifeGoals
October 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Finishing last night's episode of AEW Dynamite.
Nice to see Jurassic Express together again, but.... Is Jack Perry still a heel?
He gets to be evil *AND* have a pet dinosaur‽
#LifeGoals
Nice to see Jurassic Express together again, but.... Is Jack Perry still a heel?
He gets to be evil *AND* have a pet dinosaur‽
#LifeGoals
Happy Banned Books Week!
Might I suggest "Angels Before Man"? It's a queer retelling of the fall of Lucifer, with creative inspiration from Christian mythology. A great book for those who want their smut to be a little more blasphemous.
It's on Hoopla for free, both the eBook and audiobook.
Might I suggest "Angels Before Man"? It's a queer retelling of the fall of Lucifer, with creative inspiration from Christian mythology. A great book for those who want their smut to be a little more blasphemous.
It's on Hoopla for free, both the eBook and audiobook.
October 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Happy Banned Books Week!
Might I suggest "Angels Before Man"? It's a queer retelling of the fall of Lucifer, with creative inspiration from Christian mythology. A great book for those who want their smut to be a little more blasphemous.
It's on Hoopla for free, both the eBook and audiobook.
Might I suggest "Angels Before Man"? It's a queer retelling of the fall of Lucifer, with creative inspiration from Christian mythology. A great book for those who want their smut to be a little more blasphemous.
It's on Hoopla for free, both the eBook and audiobook.
Reinstalled Rune Factory 4.
You know it's a nice cozy game when "Sleeping" is one of your trainable skills 🥱
You know it's a nice cozy game when "Sleeping" is one of your trainable skills 🥱
October 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Reinstalled Rune Factory 4.
You know it's a nice cozy game when "Sleeping" is one of your trainable skills 🥱
You know it's a nice cozy game when "Sleeping" is one of your trainable skills 🥱
"It's kind of annoying when wrestlers bring legit deadly weapons into a match, and I as the viewer know that it's not going to ACTUALLY get used."
(enter Darby with a flamethrower aimed at Mox)
"NEVERMIND! These two are insane enough that I have no idea what they're gonna do."
(enter Darby with a flamethrower aimed at Mox)
"NEVERMIND! These two are insane enough that I have no idea what they're gonna do."
September 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
"It's kind of annoying when wrestlers bring legit deadly weapons into a match, and I as the viewer know that it's not going to ACTUALLY get used."
(enter Darby with a flamethrower aimed at Mox)
"NEVERMIND! These two are insane enough that I have no idea what they're gonna do."
(enter Darby with a flamethrower aimed at Mox)
"NEVERMIND! These two are insane enough that I have no idea what they're gonna do."
You can take my Tylenol when you can pry it from my cold, dead, hyper-fixated, poor impulse-controlled, socially awkward hands!
September 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
You can take my Tylenol when you can pry it from my cold, dead, hyper-fixated, poor impulse-controlled, socially awkward hands!
Dumbcat likes to "hide" under the foot stool with her toys.
September 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Dumbcat likes to "hide" under the foot stool with her toys.
I think Cat is jealous of our ability to use opposable thumbs to play video games.
August 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I think Cat is jealous of our ability to use opposable thumbs to play video games.
A great day of playing X-Crawl!
Sadly, our poor cleric Jessica the Second Jr was crushed in half by a giant Dire-Crab. But I hope in her dying moments, she found comfort knowing that the rest of her team made a lot of money.
Including her replacement, Jessica the Second Jr Jr!
🦀💀 🤷♂️💰
Sadly, our poor cleric Jessica the Second Jr was crushed in half by a giant Dire-Crab. But I hope in her dying moments, she found comfort knowing that the rest of her team made a lot of money.
Including her replacement, Jessica the Second Jr Jr!
🦀💀 🤷♂️💰
August 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
A great day of playing X-Crawl!
Sadly, our poor cleric Jessica the Second Jr was crushed in half by a giant Dire-Crab. But I hope in her dying moments, she found comfort knowing that the rest of her team made a lot of money.
Including her replacement, Jessica the Second Jr Jr!
🦀💀 🤷♂️💰
Sadly, our poor cleric Jessica the Second Jr was crushed in half by a giant Dire-Crab. But I hope in her dying moments, she found comfort knowing that the rest of her team made a lot of money.
Including her replacement, Jessica the Second Jr Jr!
🦀💀 🤷♂️💰
Cat while walking past her cat-tree: *meh*
Cat when she sees a random piece of lint: "OMG BEST THING EVER DON'T COME NEAR ME IT'S MINE!!!!!"
Cat when she sees a random piece of lint: "OMG BEST THING EVER DON'T COME NEAR ME IT'S MINE!!!!!"
August 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Cat while walking past her cat-tree: *meh*
Cat when she sees a random piece of lint: "OMG BEST THING EVER DON'T COME NEAR ME IT'S MINE!!!!!"
Cat when she sees a random piece of lint: "OMG BEST THING EVER DON'T COME NEAR ME IT'S MINE!!!!!"
I take back every nice thing I've said about this cat.
She fell asleep during wrestling! Does she have no appreciation for the finer arts‽
She fell asleep during wrestling! Does she have no appreciation for the finer arts‽
August 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I take back every nice thing I've said about this cat.
She fell asleep during wrestling! Does she have no appreciation for the finer arts‽
She fell asleep during wrestling! Does she have no appreciation for the finer arts‽
Reinstalling Stardew Valley
It's time to seduce villagers and chew bubble gum! And I've got plenty of bubblegum.
It's time to seduce villagers and chew bubble gum! And I've got plenty of bubblegum.
August 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Reinstalling Stardew Valley
It's time to seduce villagers and chew bubble gum! And I've got plenty of bubblegum.
It's time to seduce villagers and chew bubble gum! And I've got plenty of bubblegum.