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dittmanrat.bsky.social
Rosemont Animal Traffic🐀
@dittmanrat.bsky.social
Chicago - Rat of all trades/evil supercriminal: I make music, puzzles, art, games and costumes. I enjoy fursuiting, acting and videogaming. I like to play the drums. I'm interested in things. I'm not a real furry but I am a real rat I am an ac-tu-a-l rat.
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Biologically appropriate.
November 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
November 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It's Rubber Soul, but I'm imagining a Rubber Hose cartoon and disk is flapping like a weird pancake on the record player.
November 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
But isn't he un-phil-ing them?
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Squeak Week?!?! Why am I only hearing of this now!
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Who did you get to meet?!
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It's a metallic rat fascinator.
November 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I'm also realizing now that you're probably the artist. :P Didn't realize that before. Nice work!
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
It's one-and-a-half weeks away!!! I'm already panicking!!!!! Why aren't you panicking!?!?!?!
November 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Oh? You're a plush now?
November 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
2 players?? Sure!!
November 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Squeak-eak.
November 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Another reason for me to try finishing that audition I've been putting off for months, tonight...
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Clearly things like this DID push you away from cons for years.

I'm begging you to not let that continue to happen but I know it's easier said than done. She wanted to get in your head, and she succeeded. Now I'm trying to get in your head too, as are other friends - I hope we can undo that malice.
November 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Geeeeeez.

You ran FirrCon at Fur Squared several years ago and I was kicking myself for missing it. I have loads of respect for you as a performer and I've felt your absence at Fur2 the past couple years.

That story's rough - I get how it would scar you. But I hope with real friends you can heal.
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Why not?
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My dad had a folder on his computer that contained this ad and a bunch of other early-internet goodies. Every few months or when friends were over we'd get together and go through the whole thing. The folder was probably called "funny stuff" or something but it was the precursor to "memes" folders!
November 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM