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[Monopoly man wakes up from monocle-ectomy]
Monopoly man: Where's Mr. Peanut?
Doctor: Who do you think took your monocle?
Monopoly man at bed of Mr.Peanut w/ monocle: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Monopoly man: Where's Mr. Peanut?
Doctor: Who do you think took your monocle?
Monopoly man at bed of Mr.Peanut w/ monocle: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
January 13, 2026 at 11:57 PM
[Monopoly man wakes up from monocle-ectomy]
Monopoly man: Where's Mr. Peanut?
Doctor: Who do you think took your monocle?
Monopoly man at bed of Mr.Peanut w/ monocle: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Monopoly man: Where's Mr. Peanut?
Doctor: Who do you think took your monocle?
Monopoly man at bed of Mr.Peanut w/ monocle: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I looked up if you can eat too many peanuts because I was eating a lot of peanuts, and the headlines some of the results made it sound like peanuts are an addictive drug and it was time for an intermission. Like "You Need to STOP NOW!" and using the term "overdose"
January 13, 2026 at 5:29 AM
I looked up if you can eat too many peanuts because I was eating a lot of peanuts, and the headlines some of the results made it sound like peanuts are an addictive drug and it was time for an intermission. Like "You Need to STOP NOW!" and using the term "overdose"
I accidentally pasted a YouTube comment into Google and there's something very funny about the dumb AI overview thinking I'm talking to it
January 13, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I accidentally pasted a YouTube comment into Google and there's something very funny about the dumb AI overview thinking I'm talking to it
Emperor penguin eggs should be called empreggs
January 12, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Emperor penguin eggs should be called empreggs
Who are they trying to fool with that name?
January 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Who are they trying to fool with that name?
I just tried zooming into an image on a piece of paper like it's a phone
January 9, 2026 at 6:53 AM
I just tried zooming into an image on a piece of paper like it's a phone
Does the father from Johnny Test have hair on his nose? Or are those lines just shading? I could never tell
January 8, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Does the father from Johnny Test have hair on his nose? Or are those lines just shading? I could never tell
Finally got all my gifts wrapped
December 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Finally got all my gifts wrapped
Crocheting w/ Oreo <3
December 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Crocheting w/ Oreo <3
I ran out of the brown yarn and waited ages for more to arrive but it doesn't really match which I know is common but that kind of annoys me
December 20, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I ran out of the brown yarn and waited ages for more to arrive but it doesn't really match which I know is common but that kind of annoys me
First time I've seen a video labeled "20 years old"
December 20, 2025 at 7:57 AM
First time I've seen a video labeled "20 years old"
Oreo is being homophobic :(
December 19, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Oreo is being homophobic :(
If a car stops abruptly, after everything stops jiggling back and forth from the force, where does the kinetic energy go? I can't figure out where it went and I'm trying to read where it might have gone but I'm struggling to understand :(
December 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
If a car stops abruptly, after everything stops jiggling back and forth from the force, where does the kinetic energy go? I can't figure out where it went and I'm trying to read where it might have gone but I'm struggling to understand :(
I made a Christmas worry worm
December 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I made a Christmas worry worm
I find it weird when people think dwarves in fantasy are some sort of magical creatures separate from humans. They're just short humans with the skills and habitat of people who've been exiled for being different.
December 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I find it weird when people think dwarves in fantasy are some sort of magical creatures separate from humans. They're just short humans with the skills and habitat of people who've been exiled for being different.
A killer whale would be a killer ride
December 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
A killer whale would be a killer ride
Ow! One of my cats just scratched my lip lovingly and it hurt!
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Ow! One of my cats just scratched my lip lovingly and it hurt!
I freehanded this worry chili earlier
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I freehanded this worry chili earlier
I asked ChatGPT a question about yarn materials, and it suggested using a matching grey yarn of a different material. How did it know I'm using grey yarn? I'm kind of spooked by that. It claims that it guessed due to grey being a common colour for winter wear, but I don't think it's that common.
November 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I asked ChatGPT a question about yarn materials, and it suggested using a matching grey yarn of a different material. How did it know I'm using grey yarn? I'm kind of spooked by that. It claims that it guessed due to grey being a common colour for winter wear, but I don't think it's that common.
Why does it have to be so much more exciting to start a new crochet project than it is to finish it?
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Why does it have to be so much more exciting to start a new crochet project than it is to finish it?
Seriously? In front of my fingers?
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Seriously? In front of my fingers?
I see 11:11 on clocks so frequently I'd like compensation from the universe
November 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I see 11:11 on clocks so frequently I'd like compensation from the universe