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This parallel is offensive 😔
November 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I agree and I also saw someone compare it to when brenner collected all the kids before to use / experiment on and now Henry is following the suit
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
We need them being precious now more than ever
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Literally chasing Jonathan he wants to be their third so badly
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Thank you 😊
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I can cling onto this idea…truly anything is better than a complete factory reset. They put Steve back on demo mode 💔
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I can’t stand it. They’ve shown us he can be “dumb” but still have growth and purpose and yet we’re just ignoring that ig ☹️
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Eddie really should have made a will, designating a replacement alpha so that Steve wouldn’t have to fight so hard for dick. It’s a tragedy 😔
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Robin grabbed him by the wrist and dragged him towards the recording booth, Steve tailing them while simultaneously counting down the minutes they had left until midnight.
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
is right, it was awesome last time.”

It was always funny to see Eddie act so surprised and flattered, especially when he had no qualms spilling filth freely into Steve’s ear on the fly.

“Alright, alright-, you’ve laid it on thick enough,” he grinned, holding his hands up in surrender.
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
looked like it had been stepped on.

“Let’s get back to work, love birds. Eddie, want to improv something with me? The listeners loved you last time-,”

“Cause I was anonymous,” Eddie said flatly. “If people knew it was me-,”

“You should do it…” Steve interrupted. “Robs
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Eddie and steve shared a similar confused look.

“You know I can’t even remember anymore-,” Eddie said at the same time Steve shrugged and mumbled “No idea,”

Robin snorted and plucked the sad, shriveled head off of one of Eddie’s roses. It had exactly four petals left and even then one of them
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
forgotten, squashed bouquet and Steve adjusted the front of his jeans in the hopes that nothing about their stolen several minutes was too obvious as they returned to the hallway.

Robin stood there, tapping her foot impatiently with a knowing look on her face.

“What were you even fighting about?”
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
A knock at the door snapped the moment between them like a twig.

“Steve-, I don’t want to know what’s going on in there- seriously- but you only have sixty seconds before this song ends!” Robin hissed through the door.

They jumped apart as if they’d been electrocuted. Eddie retrieved the
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
in the shell of Steve’s ear, each word sounding almost like a threat. “..spend it inside you-,”

“Jesus Christ,” Steve murmured, his voice was muffled from where he was pinned against the wall.

Eddie just laughed.
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Eddie slowly aligned his body with Steve’s backside, his belt dug painfully into his spine.

“Maybe when the show’s over again we can go for a drive, hm? Then I can show you how sorry I am, you can show me how sorry you are…start the new year off right,” Eddie whispered heatedly
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM