Godzilla McCartney
@dismalchips.bsky.social
This is a place of honour. Highly-esteemed deeds are commemorated here.
Today's charity shop find: Common People with free sticker still in it.
(And also the mailing list card, which is unusually not the Leamington Spa one)
(And also the mailing list card, which is unusually not the Leamington Spa one)
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Today's charity shop find: Common People with free sticker still in it.
(And also the mailing list card, which is unusually not the Leamington Spa one)
(And also the mailing list card, which is unusually not the Leamington Spa one)
Never really seen the appeal of organising your books by colour but it's happened accidentally here and it does look kinda cool
November 15, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Never really seen the appeal of organising your books by colour but it's happened accidentally here and it does look kinda cool
I love it when the Wikipedia app glitches and doesn't update the photo between articles
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I love it when the Wikipedia app glitches and doesn't update the photo between articles
"So he was like out there hitting the car with the branch, it was so banter and Manuel was like..."
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
"So he was like out there hitting the car with the branch, it was so banter and Manuel was like..."
It's going to be that Happy-Shopper-Rod-Stewart plumber cunt, isn't it?
November 10, 2025 at 11:27 AM
It's going to be that Happy-Shopper-Rod-Stewart plumber cunt, isn't it?
I enjoyed this paragraph.
"The white poppies were first produced way back in 1933, in the aftermath of WW1, with the idea being that war should be avoided again in future at all costs..."
*Takes drag on cigarette*
"... didn't fucking work"
"The white poppies were first produced way back in 1933, in the aftermath of WW1, with the idea being that war should be avoided again in future at all costs..."
*Takes drag on cigarette*
"... didn't fucking work"
November 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I enjoyed this paragraph.
"The white poppies were first produced way back in 1933, in the aftermath of WW1, with the idea being that war should be avoided again in future at all costs..."
*Takes drag on cigarette*
"... didn't fucking work"
"The white poppies were first produced way back in 1933, in the aftermath of WW1, with the idea being that war should be avoided again in future at all costs..."
*Takes drag on cigarette*
"... didn't fucking work"
Same, maltloaf, same
November 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Same, maltloaf, same
You can't really see it here but still
November 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
You can't really see it here but still
"Jeffrey Dahmer's legacy marked by contents of freezer"
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
"Jeffrey Dahmer's legacy marked by contents of freezer"
Oh no it doesn't.
November 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Oh no it doesn't.
Good, really. There's lots of people who do a great job fostering abandoned royals but they never really settle and tend to spray the walls if you're not careful.
November 3, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Good, really. There's lots of people who do a great job fostering abandoned royals but they never really settle and tend to spray the walls if you're not careful.
Same day? Thank god. I hate when I have to come and get them later in the week.
October 30, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Same day? Thank god. I hate when I have to come and get them later in the week.
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
October 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
Prison? Could prison maybe be an option?
October 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Prison? Could prison maybe be an option?
Really impressed by Microsoft's new AI assistant
October 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Really impressed by Microsoft's new AI assistant
My kid's a big fan of Conan Gray, and wanted to get tickets for his upcoming tour. I'll be honest, his new image is quite a dramatic departure.
October 24, 2025 at 10:55 AM
My kid's a big fan of Conan Gray, and wanted to get tickets for his upcoming tour. I'll be honest, his new image is quite a dramatic departure.
There's fusion cuisine and then there's... whatever this is.
October 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
There's fusion cuisine and then there's... whatever this is.
Oh great the retired colonels have gone woke now.
October 23, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Oh great the retired colonels have gone woke now.