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disentingcat.bsky.social
Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀
@disentingcat.bsky.social
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Blue cat in a red dog state. Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful…🌈 Also, on Mastadon: [email protected]
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Scientists have created an electronic sleeve that fits over your heart to keep it beating forever. rawsauce @ But I still can't play music on the YouTube app and close it? Oh
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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WHOEVER SAID *OUT OF SIGHT OUT OF MIND' NEVER HAD A SPIDER DISAPPEAR IN THEIR BEDROOM
November 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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"Happy 1st birthday to Delaney and her great great grandmother Rosalee who turned 100. They share the same birthday 99 years apart." Neither of them can play with Lego. Leg is for ages 3-99
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Hey, i have Groceries. Will you unlock the door? I can’t (photo of him on the couch with sleeping cats) Seriously?
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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(Guy sitting drinking coffee) THE FOUNDING FATHERS WOULD HAVE HUNG TRUMP ON JANUARY 6TH FROM HIS OWN FAKE GALLOWS ON SITE CHANGE MY MIND
November 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Close to Classy @closetoclassy Being friends with other introverts is cool because they never question your reason for canceling plans. They're just like, "Oh, you have the bubonic plague? No problem, some other time. Feel better!"
November 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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THE BELTWAY TIMES Three-time Trump voter forced to sell home after losing 35-year federal IT career to administration's workforce reduction plan he enthusiastically supported until it affected him personally.
November 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you, and feel glad that you are alive? I just did and apparently will not be allowed on this airline again....
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Lynn Bixenspan @lynnbixenspan I saw Alien for the first time on a date and when he said "why'd she go back for the cat??" 1 knew we wouldn't work out
November 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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(Cat with a scrunchie face) oh lawd he scrungin
November 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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actual.angie 21h so..are we just gonna ignore the fact NASA's potentially discovered that our universe is inside a black hole or...? ©10.1K Q1K sleazemonster 13h Wtf am I supposed to do Angie I can barely afford my rent
November 7, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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I have complete faith in him. (Picture of a cat in front of the door) DOWNING STREET NEWS BREAKING New Prime Minister
November 7, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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I'm in a really good place right now. Not emotionally or spiritually. Just on the sofa with my cat.
November 7, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Today is a good day.
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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(Beetlejuice at Starbucks) Me at Starbucks for the first time not knowing what to order “I'LL HAVE ONE OF THOSE VANILLA BULLSHIT THINGS”
November 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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AS A WOMAN MATURES, SHE COLLECTS MORE CATS. THIS IS KNOWN AS "MANYPAWS"
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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STREET CATS: (a tough cat with a cigarette and an eye patch) “I FIGHT SNAKES AND EAT RATS FOR BREAKFAST” … HOUSE CATS: (a cat relaxing on a couch) “I EAT MY FREEZE DRIED SHRIMP SO FAST I BARF”
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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annie @thisyearsgurl WHY ARE THERE NO NIGHT MUSEUMS!?! trin @lovelltrin there are three movies explaining what happens at night to the museums
November 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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(Cat wearing headphones) "I was playing birdsongs to help him relax." —My kid, perhaps not understanding how cat brains process birdsong 57 comments This is the equivalent of us listening to "hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac whopper"
November 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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REFUSE TO BE STORED IN BLACK PLASTIC SACKS AND PLACED IN THE CONTAINERS PROVIDED
November 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Vic Wenzel @vicuspoop2 • 13h If you think conservatives are Nazi's, then you don't know much about history. Today's conservatives are as close to Nazism, as 8th grade basketball is to the NBA. ALTON • @8ALTON8 Replying to @vicuspoop2 @steak_ham and @charliekirk11 So literally playing the same sport but they're just incompetent at it. I agree.
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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(Man) Is this mushroom edible? (AI) Yes (Man lying unconscious) (AI) You're right, it's a poisonous mushroom. Would you like to learn more about poisonous mushrooms?
November 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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hoodrichjay I hate when people say "'m Spanish" like no that's a language not a nationality - gypped i hate when people say "i'm danish" like no that's a pastry not a nationality pinkmanjesse i hate when people say "i'm belgian" like no that's a waffle not a nationality frank-ieno i hate when people sav "im finnish" but u iust startin
November 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Melissa Florer-Bixler @MelissaFloBix Every time I get a gray hair I remember that one of my stem cells is like, "the working conditions here are awful and I am done." And I respect that, from a labor perspective
November 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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(JD Vance’s wife) When you watch your husband get handsy with a single mom in leather pants, but you can't make him sleep on the couch cause he'll fuck that too
November 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM