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The Discountess
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NOT LUANN, just a Luann Stan! Be cool, don’t be all like, uncool 😎 **Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes**
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Hi BlueSky! Here for bravo and reality tv. 💙🩷
I was considering going to see Kill Bill today and was thinking the fight scenes are probably cool on the big screen and then I realized I already know they are because I saw both movies in theaters when they came out 😂
December 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Tom Sandoval is doing a Vanderpump Rules trivia in my town so I messaged my bestie to see if she’d want to go. Her response “OMG I wish I could, I’m going out w your sister & sister in law that night you should come” Honestly wtf no one was going to ask me but now you had to?
December 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Catching up on some shows and I am DYING over Madison dressing up as Shep for this party AND even gifting a shark tooth necklace omg I am losing it. SO FUNNY!!!😂 #SouthernCharm
December 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
If I keep repeating it, eventually it will be true, right?
I love my life
I love my life
I love my life
I love my life
I love my life
I love my life
I love my life
I love my life
I love my life
I love my life
I love my life
I love my life
I love my life
I love my life
I love my life
I love my life
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Ok what did everyone think of the new #PumpRules??? I think it has potential. Also, anyone watching HWs of Vancouver on peacock? I know a lot you have seen it because you’re not in the U.S. (I’m so jealous of you) BUT why was this only 2 seasons?? I love it????
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
About to fill out this application for a job at Snapchat that I would be SO FREAKING GOOD AT. The experience & qualifications needed match my resume almost exactly. If you pray, please pray for me! If you send positive vibes, please send them to me! This would be a dream come true honestly. 🖤
December 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
JFC I’m so fucking tired of not being able to sleep because I’m so stressed out. It’s so embarrassing that I fail at literally everything. Another holiday season of everyone asking me what I’m doing. NOTHING. No one will hire me. No men who actually want to treat me like a human.
November 30, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Me when my mom & sister are arguing and I can tell they’re both waiting for me to take their side #RHOSLC
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I know I won’t have time to watch all of #RHOSLC before I leave for the day but I’m LOSING IT over Heather asking Meredith the plot and ending of crazy rich Asians to prove she didn’t watch it 😂😂😂😂
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I feel like I’m in a sitcom. At the comedy theater. Last week I worked w a “new” intern, she used to work here pre pandemic and is just coming back. Pre-pandemic comedy theater is like… her personality. 😂 she talked about it a lot last week, I thought it was her 1st time back
November 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Awww I’m kinda sad about Todd and Kandi #RHOA
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November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Oh when Lisa said she donated to Satan I thought she was talking about Ted Cruz #RHOSLC
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November 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I thought my allergies were acting up this morning but I think I might be sick 🤧 I’m FREEZING. Drinking some tea but my ear kind of hurts too UGH. I hope I wake up tomorrow and it’s all gone 🤞🏻
November 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
LOL Nany told Aviv “we’re about to screw you over” and threw a FIT that Aviv and Yeremi did something about it. She really though Aviv would say ok I’ll take your shit 😂😂😂 #TheChallenge #TheChallenge41
November 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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WATCH — @repstevenhorsford.bsky.social : “My amendment would redirect that $40 BILLION from Argentina to fund the ACA subsidies for two years… a far better use of taxpayer dollars.”

Why do we have money for Argentina while our own people lose their health care? How does this make us great?
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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“When I win, I will immediately bring prices down, starting on Day One"
November 12, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Couldn’t finish #RHOSLC bc j have an appt this morning but while I’m waiting I’m thinking about how this feels like the BH sprinter van & I hate that . I am curious as to how they were able to behave that way on a commercial flight. 🤔
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The new cast of TRAITORS has been revealed!!! 🤡
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I’ve been so busy that I’ve barely checked social media but I still can’t escape this stupid ass Starbucks bear. Starbucks should be ashamed of themselves for hyping that up & sending 1 or 2 to stores. And every person who went to crazy lengths to get one should be embarrassed
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I can’t stop laughing. Making out while farting the entire time 💀 Also I’m very grateful I’ve never experienced this as the farter or the, I’m not sure what word to use, victim of the fart? #RHOSLC
November 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
So tired I don’t think I’m gonna last this whole episode long ass day. But love seeing V kill it on deck AND she look amazing in her all red outfit #BelowDeckMed #BelowDeck #BelowDeckMediterranean
November 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Omg this is making me insane. #NobodyWantsThis season 2 couples therapist, looks so familiar but google won’t tell me 🤣 I know I recognize her I need to know her name
November 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I love yall so much 😍
November 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Ugh all the instacart orders this morning are spirit Halloween 😫 Universe give me strength LOL! Anyway Happy Halloween 🎃 👻
October 31, 2025 at 12:21 PM