Malbort.

Just so... lazy.

Marjorie Taylor Greene will get Admiralty-level Naval support to do whatever the fuck it is she's promised her braying donkeys (take a flamethrower to every building with a single genderless bathroom? idefk), and Bobert probably won't even need convincing. She's just Random Walk brain.

He's simply abjectly stupid and always has been.

Man, you gotta watch some TikToks! It went from being my most hated chore to being an origami guilty pleasure.

No, I think you’re right!! Everyone has been referencing this with jokes and asides, but I hadn’t actually seen anyone post what prompted the jokes until you replied. It’s not like you’re going to find it on CNN‘s website :)

THANK you, literally have not been able to find a reference to this anywhere.

It will be absolutely impossible for me not to loudly add “BUT OTHER THAN THAT, IM LEADING A NORMAL LIFE” at the top of my voice in every conversation people are unlucky enough to have with me this weekend.

I just learned that it is possible to fall in love with two people on sight instantaneously.

What’s the Bubba thing?