Trash_Daddy
@disco-moon-toad.bsky.social
Bootzilla, baby
Sober slut
Disabled artiste
NB poly lover ghoul
AuDHD fuck machine
🇵🇸 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️
🔥 🇺🇸 🔥
Death to fascists ✊🏻
Sober slut
Disabled artiste
NB poly lover ghoul
AuDHD fuck machine
🇵🇸 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️
🔥 🇺🇸 🔥
Death to fascists ✊🏻
If it’s not from the Hamburg region of Germany it’s not a hamburger, it’s a sparkling beef sandwich 😤
January 12, 2026 at 9:13 PM
If it’s not from the Hamburg region of Germany it’s not a hamburger, it’s a sparkling beef sandwich 😤
Oh! Before I forget, here’s your book back. Thanks again for letting me borrow it!
“Umm you wrote all over the pages wth dude…” 😡
Yeah it’s flavor text.
“It just says HAM in red Sharpie over and over again.”
It’s actually pigs blood ☺️
“Umm you wrote all over the pages wth dude…” 😡
Yeah it’s flavor text.
“It just says HAM in red Sharpie over and over again.”
It’s actually pigs blood ☺️
January 12, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Oh! Before I forget, here’s your book back. Thanks again for letting me borrow it!
“Umm you wrote all over the pages wth dude…” 😡
Yeah it’s flavor text.
“It just says HAM in red Sharpie over and over again.”
It’s actually pigs blood ☺️
“Umm you wrote all over the pages wth dude…” 😡
Yeah it’s flavor text.
“It just says HAM in red Sharpie over and over again.”
It’s actually pigs blood ☺️
Until they invent a vape you can take into the shower, I will be blasting cigarettes and tossing the butts into the elephant enclosure at the Oklahoma City Zoo.
January 11, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Until they invent a vape you can take into the shower, I will be blasting cigarettes and tossing the butts into the elephant enclosure at the Oklahoma City Zoo.
Remember when congress used to do shit? Yeah me neither.
January 4, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Remember when congress used to do shit? Yeah me neither.
:hand hovering over holstered nunchucks:
Hey is this guy bothering you?
Hey is this guy bothering you?
December 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
:hand hovering over holstered nunchucks:
Hey is this guy bothering you?
Hey is this guy bothering you?
“Hey so what is Bluesky anyways?”
Uhhh it’s like Twitter for furries
Uhhh it’s like Twitter for furries
December 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM
“Hey so what is Bluesky anyways?”
Uhhh it’s like Twitter for furries
Uhhh it’s like Twitter for furries
(On Etsy, pricing human teeth)
….what the fuck is my life?
….what the fuck is my life?
December 25, 2025 at 6:42 AM
(On Etsy, pricing human teeth)
….what the fuck is my life?
….what the fuck is my life?
Overheard in a dive bar:
“You can’t name that dog Dolly, she doesn’t have big enough tits!”
“Well she’s got six of em, so..”
“You can’t name that dog Dolly, she doesn’t have big enough tits!”
“Well she’s got six of em, so..”
December 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Overheard in a dive bar:
“You can’t name that dog Dolly, she doesn’t have big enough tits!”
“Well she’s got six of em, so..”
“You can’t name that dog Dolly, she doesn’t have big enough tits!”
“Well she’s got six of em, so..”
Concerned friend: Ever since you started doing ketamine you’ve been a real jerk
Me: Oh yeah? You wanna get down on the floor with me and say that to my face?
Me: Oh yeah? You wanna get down on the floor with me and say that to my face?
December 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Concerned friend: Ever since you started doing ketamine you’ve been a real jerk
Me: Oh yeah? You wanna get down on the floor with me and say that to my face?
Me: Oh yeah? You wanna get down on the floor with me and say that to my face?
Question for the big dogs that have owned bidets for quite a while:
Do y’all still say woooooooo every time the water hits your b-hole or is that something that I will eventually grow out of?
Do y’all still say woooooooo every time the water hits your b-hole or is that something that I will eventually grow out of?
December 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Question for the big dogs that have owned bidets for quite a while:
Do y’all still say woooooooo every time the water hits your b-hole or is that something that I will eventually grow out of?
Do y’all still say woooooooo every time the water hits your b-hole or is that something that I will eventually grow out of?
There’s something transgender about this person and I’m going to put my finger on and in it.
December 14, 2025 at 11:52 AM
There’s something transgender about this person and I’m going to put my finger on and in it.
1 minute in the mind of a cat:
I’m a lion. I ammmmm Im a baby. I’m a demon?? IM A DEMON!!! I’m a flower. IM A DEMON. Im bird eckecmeck. I’m Boyonce 💅🏻 Im a demon? I’m a silly goose heheheh I’m a demon. I’m a baby IMMADEMON
I’m a lion. I ammmmm Im a baby. I’m a demon?? IM A DEMON!!! I’m a flower. IM A DEMON. Im bird eckecmeck. I’m Boyonce 💅🏻 Im a demon? I’m a silly goose heheheh I’m a demon. I’m a baby IMMADEMON
December 14, 2025 at 10:41 AM
1 minute in the mind of a cat:
I’m a lion. I ammmmm Im a baby. I’m a demon?? IM A DEMON!!! I’m a flower. IM A DEMON. Im bird eckecmeck. I’m Boyonce 💅🏻 Im a demon? I’m a silly goose heheheh I’m a demon. I’m a baby IMMADEMON
I’m a lion. I ammmmm Im a baby. I’m a demon?? IM A DEMON!!! I’m a flower. IM A DEMON. Im bird eckecmeck. I’m Boyonce 💅🏻 Im a demon? I’m a silly goose heheheh I’m a demon. I’m a baby IMMADEMON
I’ve only ever been wealthy in social currency, and goddamn does it pay dividends 🥰
December 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I’ve only ever been wealthy in social currency, and goddamn does it pay dividends 🥰
If I was a worm would you still eat my ass?
December 13, 2025 at 6:00 AM
If I was a worm would you still eat my ass?
You ever be like damn, I get to have TWO buttcheeks?? Life is good 😎
December 13, 2025 at 5:59 AM
You ever be like damn, I get to have TWO buttcheeks?? Life is good 😎
Me being introduced as a speaker at your high school graduation:
(In hushed words over a hot mic)
Hey dude I’m not reading all of this.
(In hushed words over a hot mic)
Hey dude I’m not reading all of this.
December 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Me being introduced as a speaker at your high school graduation:
(In hushed words over a hot mic)
Hey dude I’m not reading all of this.
(In hushed words over a hot mic)
Hey dude I’m not reading all of this.
:showing you my bedroom:
and THIS is where the magic happens.
:the magic is mental illness:
and THIS is where the magic happens.
:the magic is mental illness:
December 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
:showing you my bedroom:
and THIS is where the magic happens.
:the magic is mental illness:
and THIS is where the magic happens.
:the magic is mental illness:
Reposted by Trash_Daddy
December 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
If trans folks are such pedophiles then why isn’t the Republican Party defending them?
December 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
If trans folks are such pedophiles then why isn’t the Republican Party defending them?
Yo I think dogs should be able to vape
December 1, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Yo I think dogs should be able to vape
Entertaining my gen z boyfriend by looking at things on his phone.
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Entertaining my gen z boyfriend by looking at things on his phone.
Yo I think dogs should be able to vote
October 28, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Yo I think dogs should be able to vote
There’s a party in my mouth and the vibe is super weird
October 17, 2025 at 6:30 AM
There’s a party in my mouth and the vibe is super weird
The non-binary flag is an insult to me and my NB babies. That color scheme is trash. We’re fairies and ghouls, not an NFL team. Can we petition to have it changed to pastel lavender orange pink and turquoise?
October 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The non-binary flag is an insult to me and my NB babies. That color scheme is trash. We’re fairies and ghouls, not an NFL team. Can we petition to have it changed to pastel lavender orange pink and turquoise?
Life imitate fart 💨
October 3, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Life imitate fart 💨