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disappointment.bsky.social
Jon Blyth
@disappointment.bsky.social
But you can call me Log. I run a lovely inclusive pub in Nottingham and do an absolutely gorgeous podcast called Regular Features with my friends. Wrote about video games for a bit. G with the LBTQ+
Ok then. Just use the recording of a 45 second fart I did during a mid credits cutscene, last offer
November 26, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Ok. I’m not unreasonable. Just give my name a gold outer glow, make a gleam run along the edge, then make a massive BAFTA NOMINATED drop in, crushing my name with a wet fart sound (I have one you can borrow)
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 AM
As long as I can appear at will on a TV in the server room it’s a deal
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 AM
One uwu coquettish Shodan coming up
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I want your opening credits to put me last, not because I am the least famous and talented, but because I am a very special guest
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 AM
AGAIN with the film screenings! FUTURE OF... will be at Southampton Film Week shorts programme this Sunday evening. southamptonfilmweek.com/event/sfw-sh... #film #animation #illustration #shortfilm #animator #indieanimation #woohoo
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I wish I could summon them. I wish I could shape them. Their beauty only shows me what I’m missing
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Toilet graffiti in the Kings Arms bear bar, early 00’s

“Why are you all bottoms”

Wonder what the first historical instance of this is
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I sometimes find myself thinking “I find your lack of commitment to sparkle motion… disturbing”
November 17, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Follow @brainmage.bsky.social if you don’t already. It’s an unsearchably titled video which makes me love it even more
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
He just couldn’t bear to see me enjoying myself
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
In a *very* special episode
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Referring chiefly to her hedge antics there, rather than her squirting vestigials on As Seen on TV
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I guess the whole Patricia Routledge vibe can turn off a less sophisticated man
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
“You failed the test” i bellowed, rolling around helplessly on my back
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
fussy enough to edit my tweets, not fussy enough to check the grammar
November 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM