Battle of Yonkers would have been extremely intense and interesting. Which would have made Revenge of Yonkers legendary.

There’s so many good stories in there that they could have made a great miniseries of the vignettes

Hot tip to anyone who is “bad” at gift giving: throughout the year, when someone in your life mentions needing/wanting something - write a note in your Notes app on your phone. Boom.

I assume that they think tv just looks that way now like when tv went from analog to digital

Most of them don’t go digging in Settings in the first place lol

make your living space your nest with self-soothing stuff. it’s hibernation time. you’ll have to deal with the outside so prioritize making the inside cozy and somewhere you can feel safe to rest and recover when you can

me: candles, retro video games, nostalgic knickknacks, cats,

I also suspect this is a reference to Mary Toft who faked giving birth to rabbits in like 1780 lmao

"i hate writing NPC dialogue i don't wanna do it i need bobot to do it for me buhhhhh" you are like a little baby

This is what’s known in the biz as “manufacturing consent.”

Everybody’s, doing it and the ones who aren’t will in the future so why bother distinguishing who does and who does not?

But if I was a patient who had a rare form of carcinoma that was published in academia as Martian Popping Thing I’d be thrilled (relative to the cancer, anyway)

We could have been called Vespuccia

This is the face of someone who is not oblivious to what their name is but too chickenshit to go by something else

If it wasn’t for the paranoia, that’s how I’d want to go.

Just tucker myself out one last time. I’d add some albums though

It was really funny when she used to not-facetune him because she would look like this and he would be visibly rotting

There are some nuggets from the last 10 years that people have justifiably missed, or memory-holed yet I cherish as a fun bit of trivia that ruin my brain meatus

Human battery, Diet Coke button, calling fish filets “fish delights,” truck photo op, throwing paper towels at hurricane…

I’m growing increasingly jokerfied to embracing a simulation theory of this plane of existence - we’re entering the part where we’re causing a fractalling AI memory leak that crashes the divine dipshit’s computer

He’s trying the OJ defense