Dino Ridgeway
@dinoridgeway.bsky.social
It's not about politics, it's about simple human decency. And that treasonous orange sack of shit has none. I'll dance for joy on the day we finally hear that he's dead and rotting in the ground.
Signal: @midnightstation.64
Signal: @midnightstation.64
I hope to visit this spot someday on a historical tour of Washington DC. 😈
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I hope to visit this spot someday on a historical tour of Washington DC. 😈
I wish I could have a stronger opinion about Democrats caving to terrorists. Again. And again. And again.
But honestly, I never figured they'd play much of a role anyway.
This shit will be settled in the street, like it always is, by people who have nothing left to lose.
Once and for all. 🔥
But honestly, I never figured they'd play much of a role anyway.
This shit will be settled in the street, like it always is, by people who have nothing left to lose.
Once and for all. 🔥
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I wish I could have a stronger opinion about Democrats caving to terrorists. Again. And again. And again.
But honestly, I never figured they'd play much of a role anyway.
This shit will be settled in the street, like it always is, by people who have nothing left to lose.
Once and for all. 🔥
But honestly, I never figured they'd play much of a role anyway.
This shit will be settled in the street, like it always is, by people who have nothing left to lose.
Once and for all. 🔥
The list of badass women from Detroit is long indeed. But for me the baddest-ass of them all was Helen Thomas. I still miss her every day.
Can't imagine - actually, I can, and that's why I miss her - what kinds of questions she would be asking from the front row.
Journalists, be like Helen. 💪💙📰
Can't imagine - actually, I can, and that's why I miss her - what kinds of questions she would be asking from the front row.
Journalists, be like Helen. 💪💙📰
November 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The list of badass women from Detroit is long indeed. But for me the baddest-ass of them all was Helen Thomas. I still miss her every day.
Can't imagine - actually, I can, and that's why I miss her - what kinds of questions she would be asking from the front row.
Journalists, be like Helen. 💪💙📰
Can't imagine - actually, I can, and that's why I miss her - what kinds of questions she would be asking from the front row.
Journalists, be like Helen. 💪💙📰
The important question isn't "Is he dead yet?"
The important question is "Why ISN'T he dead yet?"
🖕⚰️🍊🤡
The important question is "Why ISN'T he dead yet?"
🖕⚰️🍊🤡
November 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The important question isn't "Is he dead yet?"
The important question is "Why ISN'T he dead yet?"
🖕⚰️🍊🤡
The important question is "Why ISN'T he dead yet?"
🖕⚰️🍊🤡
Living in this country right now is like watching 90% of the passengers on the Titanic turn away from the lifeboats to simply enjoy the band instead.
As long as Netflix is still streaming, and DoorDash is still delivering, they won't do a goddamned thing to save themselves or anyone else. 😔
As long as Netflix is still streaming, and DoorDash is still delivering, they won't do a goddamned thing to save themselves or anyone else. 😔
November 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Living in this country right now is like watching 90% of the passengers on the Titanic turn away from the lifeboats to simply enjoy the band instead.
As long as Netflix is still streaming, and DoorDash is still delivering, they won't do a goddamned thing to save themselves or anyone else. 😔
As long as Netflix is still streaming, and DoorDash is still delivering, they won't do a goddamned thing to save themselves or anyone else. 😔
Please just shut the fuck up about "blue waves" and "hope for the midterms" because of success in LOCAL elections.
They'll burn this country to fucking ashes before they allow a free and fair election with NATIONAL consequences.
Are you even slightly prepared for that?
You better fucking be.
They'll burn this country to fucking ashes before they allow a free and fair election with NATIONAL consequences.
Are you even slightly prepared for that?
You better fucking be.
November 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Please just shut the fuck up about "blue waves" and "hope for the midterms" because of success in LOCAL elections.
They'll burn this country to fucking ashes before they allow a free and fair election with NATIONAL consequences.
Are you even slightly prepared for that?
You better fucking be.
They'll burn this country to fucking ashes before they allow a free and fair election with NATIONAL consequences.
Are you even slightly prepared for that?
You better fucking be.
So tired of hearing "What can we do?"
You already know what we can do... you just don't like the answer.
Donald Trump isn't some catastrophic weather event.
We can stop this shit any time WE want.
You already know what we can do... you just don't like the answer.
Donald Trump isn't some catastrophic weather event.
We can stop this shit any time WE want.
November 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
So tired of hearing "What can we do?"
You already know what we can do... you just don't like the answer.
Donald Trump isn't some catastrophic weather event.
We can stop this shit any time WE want.
You already know what we can do... you just don't like the answer.
Donald Trump isn't some catastrophic weather event.
We can stop this shit any time WE want.
I could do this all day... 🖕🤣
(yes, I know it's pointless, but some things are just for fun)
(yes, I know it's pointless, but some things are just for fun)
November 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I could do this all day... 🖕🤣
(yes, I know it's pointless, but some things are just for fun)
(yes, I know it's pointless, but some things are just for fun)
Probably the most excited I've ever been for a baseball game not involving the Detroit Tigers.
Speaking of which...
My view from the bleachers in 1984, when the Tigers last won a World series.
I caught some grass thrown up from the field, and kept it in the garden for years.
Good times. 💪💙⚾
Speaking of which...
My view from the bleachers in 1984, when the Tigers last won a World series.
I caught some grass thrown up from the field, and kept it in the garden for years.
Good times. 💪💙⚾
November 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Probably the most excited I've ever been for a baseball game not involving the Detroit Tigers.
Speaking of which...
My view from the bleachers in 1984, when the Tigers last won a World series.
I caught some grass thrown up from the field, and kept it in the garden for years.
Good times. 💪💙⚾
Speaking of which...
My view from the bleachers in 1984, when the Tigers last won a World series.
I caught some grass thrown up from the field, and kept it in the garden for years.
Good times. 💪💙⚾
Our phones and the internet are the absolute best tools for organizing and reporting.
But at some point, the providers are going to cave and start strategically shutting that shit down, to prevent us from coordinating our defense.
Talk to your neighbors. Build a network that can't be turned off.
But at some point, the providers are going to cave and start strategically shutting that shit down, to prevent us from coordinating our defense.
Talk to your neighbors. Build a network that can't be turned off.
October 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Our phones and the internet are the absolute best tools for organizing and reporting.
But at some point, the providers are going to cave and start strategically shutting that shit down, to prevent us from coordinating our defense.
Talk to your neighbors. Build a network that can't be turned off.
But at some point, the providers are going to cave and start strategically shutting that shit down, to prevent us from coordinating our defense.
Talk to your neighbors. Build a network that can't be turned off.
Buy some whistles. Pass them out in your neighborhood. Use it as an excuse to knock on your neighbors doors, and forge community alliances.
When the time comes, forget about your "country" and focus only on YOUR OWN neighborhood.
Organization is absolutely critical right now.
ebay.us/m/K0rxOE
When the time comes, forget about your "country" and focus only on YOUR OWN neighborhood.
Organization is absolutely critical right now.
ebay.us/m/K0rxOE
October 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Buy some whistles. Pass them out in your neighborhood. Use it as an excuse to knock on your neighbors doors, and forge community alliances.
When the time comes, forget about your "country" and focus only on YOUR OWN neighborhood.
Organization is absolutely critical right now.
ebay.us/m/K0rxOE
When the time comes, forget about your "country" and focus only on YOUR OWN neighborhood.
Organization is absolutely critical right now.
ebay.us/m/K0rxOE
I fantasize about taking an historic tour of Washington DC someday to rub the lamppost where they hung his bloated corpse. You know, for luck.
October 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I fantasize about taking an historic tour of Washington DC someday to rub the lamppost where they hung his bloated corpse. You know, for luck.
How most of America sounds, to me, right now.
"𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘵... 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘮 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨?
𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘋𝘪𝘴𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘚𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘱𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘨.
𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘰 𝘸𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰?"
A LOT FUCKING MORE THAN THAT!!!
"𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘵... 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘮 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨?
𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘋𝘪𝘴𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘚𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘱𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘨.
𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘰 𝘸𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰?"
A LOT FUCKING MORE THAN THAT!!!
October 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
How most of America sounds, to me, right now.
"𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘵... 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘮 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨?
𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘋𝘪𝘴𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘚𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘱𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘨.
𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘰 𝘸𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰?"
A LOT FUCKING MORE THAN THAT!!!
"𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘵... 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘮 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨?
𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘋𝘪𝘴𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘚𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘱𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘨.
𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘰 𝘸𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰?"
A LOT FUCKING MORE THAN THAT!!!
I will be inconsolably heartbroken on the day that Donald Trump dies...
...of natural causes.
I sincerely hope he goes out in MUCH more spectacular fashion.
Hussein, Gaddafi, Mussolini, Ceaușescu, etc., pick one. I'm fine with any of those scenarios.
...of natural causes.
I sincerely hope he goes out in MUCH more spectacular fashion.
Hussein, Gaddafi, Mussolini, Ceaușescu, etc., pick one. I'm fine with any of those scenarios.
October 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I will be inconsolably heartbroken on the day that Donald Trump dies...
...of natural causes.
I sincerely hope he goes out in MUCH more spectacular fashion.
Hussein, Gaddafi, Mussolini, Ceaușescu, etc., pick one. I'm fine with any of those scenarios.
...of natural causes.
I sincerely hope he goes out in MUCH more spectacular fashion.
Hussein, Gaddafi, Mussolini, Ceaușescu, etc., pick one. I'm fine with any of those scenarios.
Bruce Springsteen's "Lost In the Flood" from 1973, hits extra hard in 2025.
𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦'𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯' 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘰𝘭𝘧𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘧𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 - (𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘴)
𝘋𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦 - (𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘣𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘰𝘳)
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘶𝘯, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘺 - (𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺)
𝘕𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘺 𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘩𝘪𝘥𝘦 - (𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱)
𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦'𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯' 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘰𝘭𝘧𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘧𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 - (𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘴)
𝘋𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦 - (𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘣𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘰𝘳)
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘶𝘯, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘺 - (𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺)
𝘕𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘺 𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘩𝘪𝘥𝘦 - (𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱)
October 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Bruce Springsteen's "Lost In the Flood" from 1973, hits extra hard in 2025.
𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦'𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯' 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘰𝘭𝘧𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘧𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 - (𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘴)
𝘋𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦 - (𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘣𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘰𝘳)
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘶𝘯, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘺 - (𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺)
𝘕𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘺 𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘩𝘪𝘥𝘦 - (𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱)
𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦'𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯' 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘰𝘭𝘧𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘧𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 - (𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘴)
𝘋𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦 - (𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘣𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘰𝘳)
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘶𝘯, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘺 - (𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺)
𝘕𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘺 𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘩𝘪𝘥𝘦 - (𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱)
If Kristi Noem's dog acted this unhinged, she would shoot it.
This society has a lot to learn from Kristi Noem.
This society has a lot to learn from Kristi Noem.
October 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
If Kristi Noem's dog acted this unhinged, she would shoot it.
This society has a lot to learn from Kristi Noem.
This society has a lot to learn from Kristi Noem.
Still, We Shopped
(a satire inspired by Maya Angelou’s “Still I Rise”)
(a satire inspired by Maya Angelou’s “Still I Rise”)
October 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Still, We Shopped
(a satire inspired by Maya Angelou’s “Still I Rise”)
(a satire inspired by Maya Angelou’s “Still I Rise”)
𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥, 𝐖𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝
We watched the poets vanish,
We watched the preachers stopped,
But the Wi-Fi stayed connected-
So still, we shopped.
We shared our "thoughts and prayers" posts,
Then went back to Amazon carts.
It's amazing how the conscience clears
With free returns and credit parts.
We watched the poets vanish,
We watched the preachers stopped,
But the Wi-Fi stayed connected-
So still, we shopped.
We shared our "thoughts and prayers" posts,
Then went back to Amazon carts.
It's amazing how the conscience clears
With free returns and credit parts.
October 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥, 𝐖𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝
We watched the poets vanish,
We watched the preachers stopped,
But the Wi-Fi stayed connected-
So still, we shopped.
We shared our "thoughts and prayers" posts,
Then went back to Amazon carts.
It's amazing how the conscience clears
With free returns and credit parts.
We watched the poets vanish,
We watched the preachers stopped,
But the Wi-Fi stayed connected-
So still, we shopped.
We shared our "thoughts and prayers" posts,
Then went back to Amazon carts.
It's amazing how the conscience clears
With free returns and credit parts.
Still, We Shopped (Satire of "Still, I Rise")
You may gaslight truth with slogans,
You may sell our souls half-off,
You may cage the tired and hungry—
But still, we shopped.
You may round up all the mothers,
Zip-tie children on the spot,
Post a sale on patriotic sweaters—
Still, we shopped.
You may gaslight truth with slogans,
You may sell our souls half-off,
You may cage the tired and hungry—
But still, we shopped.
You may round up all the mothers,
Zip-tie children on the spot,
Post a sale on patriotic sweaters—
Still, we shopped.
October 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Still, We Shopped (Satire of "Still, I Rise")
You may gaslight truth with slogans,
You may sell our souls half-off,
You may cage the tired and hungry—
But still, we shopped.
You may round up all the mothers,
Zip-tie children on the spot,
Post a sale on patriotic sweaters—
Still, we shopped.
You may gaslight truth with slogans,
You may sell our souls half-off,
You may cage the tired and hungry—
But still, we shopped.
You may round up all the mothers,
Zip-tie children on the spot,
Post a sale on patriotic sweaters—
Still, we shopped.
I thought I’d have some fun with ChatGPT to craft a satirical poem that captures our time. I broke down crying when I read what it spit out. This hits fucking HARD.
October 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I thought I’d have some fun with ChatGPT to craft a satirical poem that captures our time. I broke down crying when I read what it spit out. This hits fucking HARD.
Funny how I almost never hear anyone say "Bless the troops!" anymore.
Gee, I wonder why that is?
Gee, I wonder why that is?
October 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Funny how I almost never hear anyone say "Bless the troops!" anymore.
Gee, I wonder why that is?
Gee, I wonder why that is?
FYI: "People" are not "civilized".
"Societies" are only "civilized" because of the countless rules and punishments attached to various actions that "people" naturally tend towards otherwise.
Without those rules, we're just frightened animals who know how guns work.
And those rules are fading.
"Societies" are only "civilized" because of the countless rules and punishments attached to various actions that "people" naturally tend towards otherwise.
Without those rules, we're just frightened animals who know how guns work.
And those rules are fading.
October 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
FYI: "People" are not "civilized".
"Societies" are only "civilized" because of the countless rules and punishments attached to various actions that "people" naturally tend towards otherwise.
Without those rules, we're just frightened animals who know how guns work.
And those rules are fading.
"Societies" are only "civilized" because of the countless rules and punishments attached to various actions that "people" naturally tend towards otherwise.
Without those rules, we're just frightened animals who know how guns work.
And those rules are fading.
You don't even have to be a human being to understand how to make the world a better place for every living thing in it.
When given the chance, even a barely sentient computer program, can quickly answer the question.
The death of any dictator, or wannabe dictator, is an excellent start. 🖕⚰️🍊🤡
When given the chance, even a barely sentient computer program, can quickly answer the question.
The death of any dictator, or wannabe dictator, is an excellent start. 🖕⚰️🍊🤡
October 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You don't even have to be a human being to understand how to make the world a better place for every living thing in it.
When given the chance, even a barely sentient computer program, can quickly answer the question.
The death of any dictator, or wannabe dictator, is an excellent start. 🖕⚰️🍊🤡
When given the chance, even a barely sentient computer program, can quickly answer the question.
The death of any dictator, or wannabe dictator, is an excellent start. 🖕⚰️🍊🤡