Dinglebat
@dinglebat.bsky.social
Reported polish man and the unwitting conduit of revelations (enthusiast writer).
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He/Him
ENG/PL
Proflie pic by @jeaikeart.bsky.social
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Just hand over video footage of your face next to a photo of your government approved ID to corporate executives. What could possibly go wrong?
The corporate executives:
The corporate executives:
![Instant messages sent by Mark Zuckerberg to a friend in Facebook's early days, with a highlight on Zuck's famous "They 'trust me', dumb fucks"
Zuckerberg: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard
Zuckerberg: Just ask
Zuckerberg: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS
[Redacted Friend's Name]: What? How'd you manage that one?
Zuckerberg: People just submitted it.
Zuckerberg: I don't know why.
Zuckerberg: They "trust me"
Zuckerberg: Dumb fucks](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yezjmch53wfkkmm7i3hiccua/bafkreif4aroabhv4ahebzyjywoy3tn5q3vhc3ogbv3ysjpaa66iu7tqmsu@jpeg)
February 10, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Just hand over video footage of your face next to a photo of your government approved ID to corporate executives. What could possibly go wrong?
The corporate executives:
The corporate executives:
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this is the only 'age verification' any site or platform should ever need
- fast
- easy
- maintains largest amount of privacy
- handled by sector of tech least prone to data breaches
- cannot instantly be circumvented by children using AI images or pictures of action figures
- fast
- easy
- maintains largest amount of privacy
- handled by sector of tech least prone to data breaches
- cannot instantly be circumvented by children using AI images or pictures of action figures
God bless Newgrounds and their "if you have a credit card on your account that's our verification that you're over 18" pilicy
February 9, 2026 at 4:26 PM
this is the only 'age verification' any site or platform should ever need
- fast
- easy
- maintains largest amount of privacy
- handled by sector of tech least prone to data breaches
- cannot instantly be circumvented by children using AI images or pictures of action figures
- fast
- easy
- maintains largest amount of privacy
- handled by sector of tech least prone to data breaches
- cannot instantly be circumvented by children using AI images or pictures of action figures