Diimaan Balakrishnan
@dimwitteddevil.bsky.social
The (un)social butterfly🦋
Funny Quote of the Day: "Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log." - Ellen DeGeneres #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
December 28, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log." - Ellen DeGeneres #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise." - Jerome K. Jerome #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
December 25, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise." - Jerome K. Jerome #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year." - Victor Borge #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
December 24, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year." - Victor Borge #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." - W. C. Fields #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
December 23, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." - W. C. Fields #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age." - Robert Frost #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
December 21, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age." - Robert Frost #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time." - Vince Lombardi #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
December 18, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time." - Vince Lombardi #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
December 16, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel." - E. B. White #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
December 14, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel." - E. B. White #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
December 13, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you." - F. Scott Fitzgerald #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
December 12, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you." - F. Scott Fitzgerald #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up." - Christopher Morley #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
December 9, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up." - Christopher Morley #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep." - Fran Lebowitz #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep." - Fran Lebowitz #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "Let's have some new cliches." - Samuel Goldwyn #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
December 6, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "Let's have some new cliches." - Samuel Goldwyn #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight." - John F. Kennedy #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight." - John F. Kennedy #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler." - Calvin Trillin #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
December 1, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler." - Calvin Trillin #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." - Zsa Zsa Gabor #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." - Zsa Zsa Gabor #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore." - Yogi Berra #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
November 29, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore." - Yogi Berra #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants." - Kevin James #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
November 28, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants." - Kevin James #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day." - Irv Kupcinet #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day." - Irv Kupcinet #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster." - Clint Eastwood #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster." - Clint Eastwood #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer." - Joan Collins #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer." - Joan Collins #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie." - Jim Davis #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
November 23, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie." - Jim Davis #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "Never fight an inanimate object." - P. J. O'Rourke #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "Never fight an inanimate object." - P. J. O'Rourke #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "There are a handful of people whom money won't spoil, and we all count ourselves among them." - Mignon McLaughlin #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
November 18, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "There are a handful of people whom money won't spoil, and we all count ourselves among them." - Mignon McLaughlin #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading." - Logan Pearsall Smith #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
November 17, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading." - Logan Pearsall Smith #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭