Our festive foliage won’t have a choice.

I’m on a nightly Gilmore Girls marathon since the time change.

Please tell us you have video.

Look. Just because we’re all about keeping people in the dark doesn’t mean we’re all about stripping people of their rights. We just want them to not know if their rights are being stripped. People sleep easier that way.

Remember when I said I wouldn’t campaign on Remembrance Day and then took a camera crew and local candidates to take photos with veterans? Good times.

Look. We need to prioritize our apology considerations. We don’t dole out the sorry’s without due diligence. Nothing’s been uncovered about healthcare mismanagement thus far that requires an apology, but I’m sure there always could be unless we have a proper scapegoat.

Definitely beforehand they could. I would imagine someone would really need both hands if they’re going to attempt fucking an ostrich.

Pretty sure they used a few tanks of propane to get that fucker up there.

This is such a law enforcement issue, not an awareness issue. Travelling around the province regularly…I see nearly no police presence. Many people fly on the highway going at least 20-30 over the posted limit all the time. -ND

How’s your success interviewing the Premier? I’d be happy to provide you with a proper set of faux responses that would likely sound more Tim than Tim.

Look. Most men are like tomcats spraying everything. Plus you don’t want a stinky bird now do you? Do your wife a solid. #DabYourDink