Okay, now I need to find a stamp that says this.

Keep in mind, I either see the final draft or the 2nd/3rd draft.

Titles often change! Or the author decides to use a pen name—especially in sf/f.

Recently, my friend saw my work name in the author's acknowledgements and asked if it was me. Yeah, it was.

"Dill, why didn't you tell me?!"

Hear me out- I found out that acrylic and certain textures give me hives. Sooo 👀

This stocking isn't going to crochet itself!

*pushes basket away*

I don't need yarn.

Let us not forget that all of the "professional" careers targeted by this new bill are also mandated reporters!

Thank you!! I'm making another big one with plush yarn!

I beg your finest pardon.

I have a wife, but I'm definitely not the husband.

I was fortunate to receive scholarships and need-based grants, which paid for a meal plan.

After the financial aid ran out, I literally stopped eating to pay for summer school.

I lived on baked potatoes, broccoli, and cheese even after graduating.

When I was in uni, I knew single people who were on SNAP while going to school full time.

No kids. No family support. Just themselves.

At the time, the university didn't have a food resource program.

Thankfully, they do now.

Now it's kind of weird when I have a course that requires three 200-level courses to register.

I've only taken 300-levels in that subject.