Dilfbert
@dilfbert.bsky.social
Dadbod with dad jokes. First I make you groan, then I make you moan!
38|Straight|Taken|He/Him|NSFW|MDNI🔞
I💗Flirting. Please DM me!!
All are welcome! 🏳️🌈🌈🏳️⚧️
https://linktr.ee/Dilfbert87
Put $1 in the boner jar: https://cash.app/$Dilfbert87
38|Straight|Taken|He/Him|NSFW|MDNI🔞
I💗Flirting. Please DM me!!
All are welcome! 🏳️🌈🌈🏳️⚧️
https://linktr.ee/Dilfbert87
Put $1 in the boner jar: https://cash.app/$Dilfbert87
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I’m very close to hitting 100 followers on #Fansly and that’s really exciting for me!
I’m not sure what I’ll do to celebrate but I posted some pics over there today that I felt really sexy in 😏
It’s #free to follow so, get over there and help me hit 100!
fans.ly/Dilfbert87/t0
I’m not sure what I’ll do to celebrate but I posted some pics over there today that I felt really sexy in 😏
It’s #free to follow so, get over there and help me hit 100!
fans.ly/Dilfbert87/t0
Someone’s trying to escape this morning…
#dadbod #morningwood #dilf #hardon #morningsarehard #daddy #Fansly
#dadbod #morningwood #dilf #hardon #morningsarehard #daddy #Fansly
November 10, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Someone’s trying to escape this morning…
#dadbod #morningwood #dilf #hardon #morningsarehard #daddy #Fansly
#dadbod #morningwood #dilf #hardon #morningsarehard #daddy #Fansly
Someone just told me, “you’re not as unpleasant as I initially thought you would be.”
Should I take that as a compliment?
Should I take that as a compliment?
November 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Someone just told me, “you’re not as unpleasant as I initially thought you would be.”
Should I take that as a compliment?
Should I take that as a compliment?
November 5, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I’m very close to hitting 100 followers on #Fansly and that’s really exciting for me!
I’m not sure what I’ll do to celebrate but I posted some pics over there today that I felt really sexy in 😏
It’s #free to follow so, get over there and help me hit 100!
fans.ly/Dilfbert87/t0
I’m not sure what I’ll do to celebrate but I posted some pics over there today that I felt really sexy in 😏
It’s #free to follow so, get over there and help me hit 100!
fans.ly/Dilfbert87/t0
November 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I’m very close to hitting 100 followers on #Fansly and that’s really exciting for me!
I’m not sure what I’ll do to celebrate but I posted some pics over there today that I felt really sexy in 😏
It’s #free to follow so, get over there and help me hit 100!
fans.ly/Dilfbert87/t0
I’m not sure what I’ll do to celebrate but I posted some pics over there today that I felt really sexy in 😏
It’s #free to follow so, get over there and help me hit 100!
fans.ly/Dilfbert87/t0
Planning for nightly edging myself all month on Fansly. May even go live at some point if people are interested.
See if you can tempt me to nut this November?
#NoNutNovember #NNN
#dadbod #daddy #dilf #masturbate #edgeplay #edging #cock #dick #man #men #straight #Fansly #NSFW #teaser
See if you can tempt me to nut this November?
#NoNutNovember #NNN
#dadbod #daddy #dilf #masturbate #edgeplay #edging #cock #dick #man #men #straight #Fansly #NSFW #teaser
November 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
How long do yall edge yourself for every night of #NoNutNovember to make it a challenge?
#edging #edgeplay #dilf #dadbod #man #men #straight #masturbation #NNN
#edging #edgeplay #dilf #dadbod #man #men #straight #masturbation #NNN
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
How long do yall edge yourself for every night of #NoNutNovember to make it a challenge?
#edging #edgeplay #dilf #dadbod #man #men #straight #masturbation #NNN
#edging #edgeplay #dilf #dadbod #man #men #straight #masturbation #NNN
Reposted by Dilfbert
One repost = one bit of random life or VA advice until I run out.
October 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
One repost = one bit of random life or VA advice until I run out.
Have y’all ever seen me with clothes on? Felt cute today 😊
October 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Have y’all ever seen me with clothes on? Felt cute today 😊
Would anyone be interested in a live stream where I played with my cock for all of you for a little bit this weekend?
DM me if you would join so I can gauge interest.
Also, happy #Thighsday!
#dilf #daddy #dadbod #hairylegs #Fansly #straight #nsfw
DM me if you would join so I can gauge interest.
Also, happy #Thighsday!
#dilf #daddy #dadbod #hairylegs #Fansly #straight #nsfw
October 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Would anyone be interested in a live stream where I played with my cock for all of you for a little bit this weekend?
DM me if you would join so I can gauge interest.
Also, happy #Thighsday!
#dilf #daddy #dadbod #hairylegs #Fansly #straight #nsfw
DM me if you would join so I can gauge interest.
Also, happy #Thighsday!
#dilf #daddy #dadbod #hairylegs #Fansly #straight #nsfw
Can we be honest here people?
Its not an if but how many times you’ve cum for me 🤤
Its not an if but how many times you’ve cum for me 🤤
October 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Can we be honest here people?
Its not an if but how many times you’ve cum for me 🤤
Its not an if but how many times you’ve cum for me 🤤
Happy #WagonWednesday all!
Sometimes my ass looks so good it even turns me on!!
Uncensored set is on #Fansly! And so much more…
Free first month for new followers!
#dilf #daddy #dadbod #stepdad #manass #hairyass #hairy #nsfw #butt #manbutt #straightmen #WAGON #freetofollow
Sometimes my ass looks so good it even turns me on!!
Uncensored set is on #Fansly! And so much more…
Free first month for new followers!
#dilf #daddy #dadbod #stepdad #manass #hairyass #hairy #nsfw #butt #manbutt #straightmen #WAGON #freetofollow
October 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Happy #WagonWednesday all!
Sometimes my ass looks so good it even turns me on!!
Uncensored set is on #Fansly! And so much more…
Free first month for new followers!
#dilf #daddy #dadbod #stepdad #manass #hairyass #hairy #nsfw #butt #manbutt #straightmen #WAGON #freetofollow
Sometimes my ass looks so good it even turns me on!!
Uncensored set is on #Fansly! And so much more…
Free first month for new followers!
#dilf #daddy #dadbod #stepdad #manass #hairyass #hairy #nsfw #butt #manbutt #straightmen #WAGON #freetofollow
I have not but I have been wanting to try so bad. I watch pegging videos and it’s so hot 🥵
October 22, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I have not but I have been wanting to try so bad. I watch pegging videos and it’s so hot 🥵
This is what I’m talking about people. I know you’re all dirty as hell and whether I’m into it or not, knowing you think about me like this gets me rock solid
I want to know your deepest desires. And don’t forget to put $1 in the boner jar 😉
Who’s next?
I want to know your deepest desires. And don’t forget to put $1 in the boner jar 😉
Who’s next?
October 22, 2025 at 12:13 PM
This is what I’m talking about people. I know you’re all dirty as hell and whether I’m into it or not, knowing you think about me like this gets me rock solid
I want to know your deepest desires. And don’t forget to put $1 in the boner jar 😉
Who’s next?
I want to know your deepest desires. And don’t forget to put $1 in the boner jar 😉
Who’s next?
Dadbods are great for #tummytuesday
Who agrees?
#dilf #dadbod #daddy #stepdad #hairy #men #straight #tummy #hairychest #hairymen #straightmen
Who agrees?
#dilf #dadbod #daddy #stepdad #hairy #men #straight #tummy #hairychest #hairymen #straightmen
October 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Dadbods are great for #tummytuesday
Who agrees?
#dilf #dadbod #daddy #stepdad #hairy #men #straight #tummy #hairychest #hairymen #straightmen
Who agrees?
#dilf #dadbod #daddy #stepdad #hairy #men #straight #tummy #hairychest #hairymen #straightmen
Made a new promo video for my #Fansly
This’ll be the most explicit thing I’ve posted here near the end. Do you think this can get me some new followers over there?
#FREE first month to new followers!
Enjoy!
#dadbod #dilf #daddy #promo #freetofollow #NSFW #dick #cumshot #solomale #straight #hairy
This’ll be the most explicit thing I’ve posted here near the end. Do you think this can get me some new followers over there?
#FREE first month to new followers!
Enjoy!
#dadbod #dilf #daddy #promo #freetofollow #NSFW #dick #cumshot #solomale #straight #hairy
October 20, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Sunday Confession:
I once used my wife’s dildo to remove a dent from the side of a rental car I dinged because it was the only thing I could think of with a suction cup on it. Picture me out in the dark hoping nobody sees me stick this to the side of my car yanking on it to remove the dents 🤣
I once used my wife’s dildo to remove a dent from the side of a rental car I dinged because it was the only thing I could think of with a suction cup on it. Picture me out in the dark hoping nobody sees me stick this to the side of my car yanking on it to remove the dents 🤣
October 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sunday Confession:
I once used my wife’s dildo to remove a dent from the side of a rental car I dinged because it was the only thing I could think of with a suction cup on it. Picture me out in the dark hoping nobody sees me stick this to the side of my car yanking on it to remove the dents 🤣
I once used my wife’s dildo to remove a dent from the side of a rental car I dinged because it was the only thing I could think of with a suction cup on it. Picture me out in the dark hoping nobody sees me stick this to the side of my car yanking on it to remove the dents 🤣