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Toby Dignum
@dignut.bsky.social
Photos, puzzles, cats, and ghosts. he/him
I bought a tin of fish-free tuna out of morbid curiosity, and I can sense Fatwans’s displeasure from beyond the grave.
January 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Our washing machine is refusing to have anything to do with our towels because it is DOING A SOFTWARE UPDATE.

I’m this >< close to taking our assorted bathwear down to the banks of the Wom Brook and scrubbing them on a rock.
January 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Part of today’s boot camp was the debut of our Giant UNO cards! We have ruined a perfectly good game by adding exercises to it.
January 18, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Weird demon footprints in the grass at the park.
January 18, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Quick everyone! Look busy!
January 18, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Misty moonlight last night at Toxic Towers.
January 16, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Puzzle! This is a geocache I hid NEARLY TWENTY YEARS AGO and it’s still getting visitors. Can you work out where it is? The image was originally created in MS Paint. It’s that old.
January 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Checking myself out with a self-checkout selfie.
January 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Winter boot camping! #SlowerFatterWeaker
January 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Playing #LongShot 🐎 with my mates at the pub.
January 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I’ve been shopping again.
January 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
A frosty boot camp in the park this morning!
January 11, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Can I bring this?
January 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
In the kitchen.
January 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I love my husband, but am this >< close to throwing his XBox in the dustbin. He is customising his character for a new game. This process has been known to take hours, while he looks at *every* single option. Currently, and I can’t believe I am typing this, he is deciding on his character’s willy.
January 8, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Some bad news from the scales this morning.
January 4, 2024 at 7:39 AM
My precioussssss.
January 3, 2024 at 9:54 PM
SOLVED: the Hip-Flask puzzle by the amazing Felix Ure. Loved working out what was going on inside this heavy solid brass beauty. Since there was no actual whisky inside, I’m going to have a glass to celebrate. Tomorrow, the Brasso comes out! (I won’t drink that)
December 26, 2023 at 9:02 PM
Winter boot camp couture.
December 13, 2023 at 10:31 PM
My office is a bit chilly this morning!
December 4, 2023 at 8:51 AM
#NewProfilePic
SEXY SANTA IS HERE
December 3, 2023 at 1:50 PM
NEW PUZZLE DAY!
This is the Hip-Flask, by Felix Ure. It’s gorgeously big and heavy, CNC-machined from solid brass. The object is to remove the lid, and a sequence of discoveries are promised. It’s my Christmas present to myself. The first of many!
December 1, 2023 at 8:31 PM
PHISHGUARD 🐠
November 23, 2023 at 7:50 AM
Titanic at boot camp.
November 22, 2023 at 2:44 PM
Today I finally got the set! In a first for my Register Office, I registered: marriage Notices, a birth (twins!), a death, performed two marriage ceremonies, and a celebratory ceremony. Also a manual pen and paper registration, because the national system was down due to a power cut.
November 17, 2023 at 9:04 PM