Very Distinctive Fuckery (he/him)
@digitaldiscipline.bsky.social
Cats, puns, computer shit, powerlifting, hockey.
Strong prey drive (fascists, dipshits, grifters, anyone else raw and wriggling)
Strong prey drive (fascists, dipshits, grifters, anyone else raw and wriggling)
me, playing the floor is lava
November 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
me, playing the floor is lava
OTD (2024) I rescued a recliner my next door neighbor put out with a "Free" sign, and it was immediately a hit with some of my less-social cats.
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
OTD (2024) I rescued a recliner my next door neighbor put out with a "Free" sign, and it was immediately a hit with some of my less-social cats.
This person predicted ai "girlfriends" beautifully and brutally.
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
This person predicted ai "girlfriends" beautifully and brutally.
For all my Pickle People, the Three Stooges have you covered (shown here promoting National Pickle Day, started by the National Pickle Packers Association in 1949)
November 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
For all my Pickle People, the Three Stooges have you covered (shown here promoting National Pickle Day, started by the National Pickle Packers Association in 1949)
No can do, compadre.
November 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
No can do, compadre.
Okay! :-)
November 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Okay! :-)
(2021)
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
(2021)
Sometimes the labeler is good, actually.
![an up-thread skeet by @machminotaur.bsky.social that reads, "wait, then what the hell are the elves??"
their account has been flagged as: Muted by "False Equivalency Constiuency [sic]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:n65ypkk5bziwvlwin7pdsfta/bafkreih2tjppau3mlgss6fc552swm6a3pu5i3m7euhumta4oh5n2a64cqm@jpeg)
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Sometimes the labeler is good, actually.
The Late Walder Frey, "helping" edit one of @ajaalto.bsky.social's novels (2019)
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The Late Walder Frey, "helping" edit one of @ajaalto.bsky.social's novels (2019)
This, but missing all of his front teeth, whom my mother's friends thought was the dorm janitor, not a student at a different nearby college.
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
This, but missing all of his front teeth, whom my mother's friends thought was the dorm janitor, not a student at a different nearby college.
Imagine coming right out and saying you're too lazy to read a single powerpoint slide.
Pathetic.
Shameful.
Dishonorable.
Learn to troll like the old masters, weakling. (And, while you're at it, learn to troll like the new masters: In the alt text.)
Pathetic.
Shameful.
Dishonorable.
Learn to troll like the old masters, weakling. (And, while you're at it, learn to troll like the new masters: In the alt text.)
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Imagine coming right out and saying you're too lazy to read a single powerpoint slide.
Pathetic.
Shameful.
Dishonorable.
Learn to troll like the old masters, weakling. (And, while you're at it, learn to troll like the new masters: In the alt text.)
Pathetic.
Shameful.
Dishonorable.
Learn to troll like the old masters, weakling. (And, while you're at it, learn to troll like the new masters: In the alt text.)
ah, i see it's "my phone can see shit i can't" night.
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
ah, i see it's "my phone can see shit i can't" night.
This looks a lot better on my phone camera than it does with the naked eye. I can kinda see a pale glow where the blue part low on the horizon is (NoCo).
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This looks a lot better on my phone camera than it does with the naked eye. I can kinda see a pale glow where the blue part low on the horizon is (NoCo).
You rang?
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
You rang?
November 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Elvira being overdramatic because I turned the heat off overnight and kicked it on this morning.
November 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Elvira being overdramatic because I turned the heat off overnight and kicked it on this morning.
D&D table: [earns a visit from a God]
Me, the GM: "The entire room is swathed in magical darkness, and there is a wet, sickly sound. A deep voice begins to speak as the darkness lifts, revealing the speaker."
The speaker:
Me, the GM: "The entire room is swathed in magical darkness, and there is a wet, sickly sound. A deep voice begins to speak as the darkness lifts, revealing the speaker."
The speaker:
November 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
D&D table: [earns a visit from a God]
Me, the GM: "The entire room is swathed in magical darkness, and there is a wet, sickly sound. A deep voice begins to speak as the darkness lifts, revealing the speaker."
The speaker:
Me, the GM: "The entire room is swathed in magical darkness, and there is a wet, sickly sound. A deep voice begins to speak as the darkness lifts, revealing the speaker."
The speaker: