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Doug, why won’t you vote for me??
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If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses 🤓
Doug, a 30-something Caucasian man, stands in front of the courthouse from “Back to the Future”, looking to the side as if acknowledging the building behind him. The Courthouse is made of red brick and brown-gray stone, with green trees flanking the building against a blue sky. He’s wearing a gray t-shirt, and has short cropped brown hair and a brown beard, and wears brown glasses.
October 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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You're impossibly fast, and strong…

Your eyes change color, and sometimes you speak like – like you're from a different time.

You never eat or drink anything.

You don't go out in the sunlight.

I know what you are.

Say it. Out loud. Say it.

*Single Rider.*
A photo of Doug, wearing a green shirt and brown rimmed glasses, standing in the Indiana Jones Adventure queue at Disneyland. He’s making a subtle silly face while wearing a lanyard with a giant pink laminated card attached to it, which reads: “Single Rider This pass allows one Guest to enter through the Single Rider queue • This pass does not guarantee immediate boarding • Single Riders must be at least 46” (117 cm.) tall and 7 years of age • Single Riders must meet all boarding requiremerts • Special seating requests cannot be accommodated • Parties will be separated • Subject to a availability INDIANA JONES ADVENTURE Thanks and enjoy your adventure!”
August 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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“I don’t care what anyone says, I like that movie”
The 1993 film poster for “Super Mario Bros.” The poster features artistic renderings of Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo giving a salute and thumbs up respectively, wearing blue jumpsuits and hats with futuristic looking metal knee-high boots. They’re posed in front of a metallic letter ‘M’ with legs posed to mimic the form of the letter behind them.
August 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Remember: the rebel base on Pacara we’re sending you to is top secret. Don’t tell anyone about the secret rebel base on Pacara. Don’t forget though, the secret base is on Pacara! Why don’t you repeat it back to me. Pacara. Good. Speak not a word to a single soul about the secret rebel base on Pacara
Rey Skywalker, as portrayed by Daisy Ridley, appears in a blue hologram speaking to guests of the attraction “Star Wars: Rise of the Resistance” at Disneyland. She has brown hair pulled back and wears robes draped in a v-shape held at a wide belt around her midriff.
August 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Pour one out for another loss of the Disney Difference™️… I loved this little space, used for nothing yet chock full of interesting details and theming!

It was one my favorite spaces to photograph, to try and capture its beauty and serenity.
A photo of a former courtyard near Pirates of the Caribbean at Walt Disney World. The courtyard features brown adobe-style walls with painted blue accents, terraces and balconies topped with terracotta roof shingles, wrought iron railings, and various types of tropical flora in shades of red and green.
August 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Evergreen reply lmao
August 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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😂😂
TikToker @tired_actor from her viral video “goes in the square hole” where she gets increasingly distressed by TikToker @brock1137 who incorrectly puts all the pieces from a shape sorter toy exclusively into the square hole. She is a pale brown haired girl wearing glasses, and is making a face that projects her emotional distress.
July 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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7 years ago today we adopted this goofy goober!! 🥰🐾
A photo of an 8-year-old rescue dog, with tan fur and a black muzzle, dark brown floppy ears and white fur on his belly. The dog is making a goofy face and laying on green grass with his paws crossed.
July 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Remember your homeland’s heritage
A screenshot from the defunct Disney online game “Virtual Magic Kingdom” that depicts a player guest room. Player characters represented by avatars resembling dolls from the “it’s a small world” attraction chat via text bubble in a virtual room decorated with virtual furniture representing both the “Pirates of the Caribbean” franchise and the “Disney Princess” franchise.
July 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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@golf4miami.bsky.social happy birthday! 🎂🎊🎉

Kungaloosh! 🍹
An old Walt Disney World marketing photo from the Pleasure Island venue, “The Adventurer’s Club”. A group of 15-20 people of all different backgrounds smile and laugh inside a Victorian themed space with various adventurous knickknacks adorning the walls. In the center of the room is a large brown statue of a male bearded human figure with arms outstretched. Confetti flies through the air.
July 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Me, 72 times a day because I constantly leave my cup in another room:
A title card screenshot of the 2011 mobile game, “Where’s My Water?”. The image features the title text in orange, green and blue stylized fonts with a stylized gray question mark in the form of steel piping. A green alligator holding a yellow rubber duck looks at the camera, raising its eyebrows as it stands in front of a light and dark blue striped background that vaguely resembles a shower curtain.
June 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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What game defined the GameCube for you?

(Only kind-of kidding, my budding theme park nerdery did absolutely love this game even though it’s objectively a “bad video game”)
The cover art for the Nintendo GameCube video game called “Universal Studios Theme Parks Adventure”. The art features images of the yellow Universal Studios entryway arch on a blue background of stars, palm trees and spotlights, along with a composite of images of E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial (holding out his magic healing finger in front of his face), the Delorean Time Machine vehicle from Back to the Future, the Tyrannosaurus Rex from Jurassic Park, and the classic Universal Studios globe. The game is rated T for Teen by the ESRB, and has the text “Only for Nintendo GameCube” across the top.
June 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Doing this made me realize that I enjoy the *idea* of WDW’s Magic Kingdom and overall atmosphere of the park far more than I enjoy the actual attractions it contains 😂🤪
A TierMaker template filled out by me for the attractions located inside Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom Park, with the rankings as follows: S Tier: Happily Ever After (fireworks show), The Haunted Mansion, Tomorrowland Transit Authority PeopleMover, Carousel of Progress A Tier: Festival of Fantasy (daytime parade), The Enchanted Tiki Room, Mickey’s PhilharMagic, Pirates of the Caribbean, Space Mountain, Big Thunder Mountain Railroad, Tron Lightcycle Run, Jungle Cruise, The Dapper Dans B Tier: Swiss Family Robinson Treehouse, WDW Railroad, it’s a small world, Liberty Belle Riverboat, Peter Pan’s Flight, Under the Sea: Journey of the Little Mermaid, The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, Seven Dwarfs Mine Train, Astro Orbiter, Buzz Lightyear’s Space Ranger Spin, Main Street Vehicles C Tier: Tom Sawyer Island, Enchanted Tales with Belle, Princess Fairytale Hall, Monsters Inc Laugh Floor D Tier: Magic Carpets of Aladdin, Ariel’s Grotto, Dumbo the Flying Elephant, Meet Mickey Mouse at Town Square Theater, Mad Tea Party, Casey Jr. Splash & Soak Station, Pete’s Silly Sideshow, Meet Mirabel, Goofy’s Barnstormer F Tier: Hall of Presidents, Prince Charming’s Royal Carrousel, Tomorrowland Speedway Never Experienced: Tiana’s Bayou Adventure, Country Bear Musical Jamboree, Smellephants on Parade
June 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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RIP MuppetVision 3D 😢

(Yes this is very old lolol)
Doug, left, stands with arms outstretched next to a poster-size photo of all the muppets advertising MuppetVision 3D. Doug is wearing a Kermit Mickey Ear Hat, and the iconic purple MuppetVision 3D glasses. The poster once stood at the entrance to the attraction at Walt Disney World, and features Kermit, Miss Piggy, Fozzie, Gonzo, Sam the Eagle, Bean Bunny, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and his assistant, Beaker.
June 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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June 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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A screenshot from the Dropout web series “Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom” featuring performers Lily Du and Grant O’Brien. They are both dressed as newscasters. Lily Du (left) is holding her right foot in the air with both hands while in mid-sentence. Grant O’Brien (right) is leaning towards Lily’s shoe as if to lick it. An on-screen quote from the episode reads “YOU CAN’T SIGN ‘IN PERPETUITY!’”
May 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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MFW the dog threw up on the floor:
A photo of a painting of the Evil Queen from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937). She is scowling/sneering while pointing down at the floor. She wears her traditional purple dress, black cloak and golden crown. She’s standing in front of a red curtain and a gold and purple throne. This painting appears in a storybook as part of the theming of the queue for the attraction “Snow White’s Enchanted Wish”, a dark ride at Disneyland.
May 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Good morning 😁
A meme template, featuring fanart of Bugs Bunny wearing a tuxedo (artist unknown to me) on a black background. The text reads: “i wish all companies replacing workers with Al a very BANKRUPTCY”
May 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Re: Nintendo Switch 2
A screen grab of Lisa Kudrow portraying Valerie Cherish from HBO’s The Comeback television show. Valerie is smiling wide and saying “Well, I Got It!” She is wearing a green and white shirt and has red hair. She’s sitting in front of a blue and white reality tv style backdrop.
April 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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I’m so sorry Kermit, I just HAD to 😅
A photo of a vintage era sticker featuring Miss Piggy and Kermit of Muppets fame. Miss Piggy has her left arm around Kermit’s shoulders, and a speech bubble above her head depicting her saying “Kissy! Kissy!” as she looks at Kermit lovingly. Kermit, looking despondent, with his right hand held up to his temple, has a thought bubble above his head depicting him thinking “Fucky! Fucky!” Kermit’s thought bubble was doctored by the skeet author, the original sticker depicted him thinking “Yucky! Yucky!”
April 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Wait woah, which is a reference to which?? Has this been in Small World all along or was it added in later?
An animatronic scene from the early EPCOT Center ride, World of Motion. The scene depicts a sea serpent looking straight down the barrel of a golden telescope a human animatronic is holding while standing in a boat wearing unspecified period clothing. The sea serpent has a long neck, and is colored with several shades of green. It also has a red mouth, tongue, and nostrils. The human animatronic is wearing a blue robe with gold accents, as well as a red hat. It’s standing on a pink boat also with gold accents.
April 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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A creepy dark photo of the Pinocchio float from the Main Street Electrical Parade during its Walt Disney World run in 2012. Pinocchio is posing like a scary puppet on the foreground float, while the creepy Pleasure Island face float looms in the background. The photo is tinted sickly green.
March 15, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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Vic Michaelis, from an episode of Smartypants on Dropout TV, explains to an unseen audience that vegetables do not exist. They wear a sensible charming burgundy blouse with khaki pants and are standing in a green paneled room in front of a fireplace.
March 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Another one from the #bytesizedthemepark archives… almost a minute of Port of Entry / Jurassic zen ☺️

#islandsofadventure #universalorlando #velocicoaster
February 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Quite the swinging wake indeed!

#bytesizedthemepark #oogieboogiebash #hauntedmansion #disneyland
January 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM