Jingle Doug
@digdoug.bsky.social
Quixotic. Through and through. All opinions are my own, not my employers. Because I have a soul and corporations do not.
quixotic_doug on some meta shit. digdoug in a lot of places.
quixotic_doug on some meta shit. digdoug in a lot of places.
Just got the reminder that today's the final day to submit my self-eval. It helpfully pointed out all the ways that Copilot could help me complete it.
So I fed my entire review to copilot and told it to rewrite it as Dr Seuss. Soulless, wasteful, non-entertaining. You know, middle managementesque.
So I fed my entire review to copilot and told it to rewrite it as Dr Seuss. Soulless, wasteful, non-entertaining. You know, middle managementesque.
![## **Boosting Teams, Untangling Dreams**
At [this place] I wander, I zig and I zoom,
Helping teams sparkle and banish their gloom.
I boost and I bolster, I lend and I lift—
A force for connection, the value is swift.
With data that’s tangled or systems that sprawl,
I peel back the curtains and answer the call:
From brainstorming builds where the data was thin,
To simplifying steps so the work can begin.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3fwmpfzpnbha5m45fecrcsou/bafkreigxo3v5uduopbie5aut5nkk5k7h67sycbwvgubh22dhszradsfm7q@jpeg)
December 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Just got the reminder that today's the final day to submit my self-eval. It helpfully pointed out all the ways that Copilot could help me complete it.
So I fed my entire review to copilot and told it to rewrite it as Dr Seuss. Soulless, wasteful, non-entertaining. You know, middle managementesque.
So I fed my entire review to copilot and told it to rewrite it as Dr Seuss. Soulless, wasteful, non-entertaining. You know, middle managementesque.
We have been visited by the Kristmas Kraken!
December 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
We have been visited by the Kristmas Kraken!
The special where I ate lunch with mom a couple days ago was a big kahuna burger.
It -was- a tasty burger.
It -was- a tasty burger.
December 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The special where I ate lunch with mom a couple days ago was a big kahuna burger.
It -was- a tasty burger.
It -was- a tasty burger.
12 years ago. My absolute favorite pic of Einstein. No camera phone could capture this shot, well it could it’d just over process it and ruin it.
Look at this perfect boy.
Look at this perfect boy.
December 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
12 years ago. My absolute favorite pic of Einstein. No camera phone could capture this shot, well it could it’d just over process it and ruin it.
Look at this perfect boy.
Look at this perfect boy.
One of those sunrises that would have been spectacular at the old building. When I could get to the roof, and have an actual skyline.
December 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
One of those sunrises that would have been spectacular at the old building. When I could get to the roof, and have an actual skyline.
7 Years Ago. Makes me laugh every time I see it.
[ left-to-right: @seussyque.bsky.social , Hux, Hedy, Me ]
[ left-to-right: @seussyque.bsky.social , Hux, Hedy, Me ]
![[ left-to-right: @seussyque.bsky.social , Hux, Hedy, Me ]
Christmas photos with our two greyhounds.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3fwmpfzpnbha5m45fecrcsou/bafkreidq6nrlam4akdskzb7v4ukr4pr2l2zdsyzt5rwvzpdp4zt3tkbrry@jpeg)
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
7 Years Ago. Makes me laugh every time I see it.
[ left-to-right: @seussyque.bsky.social , Hux, Hedy, Me ]
[ left-to-right: @seussyque.bsky.social , Hux, Hedy, Me ]
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
December 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
No complaints. YouTube premium is one of my few relationships with big tech I do not regret monthly.
December 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
No complaints. YouTube premium is one of my few relationships with big tech I do not regret monthly.
Look, I need chill vibes to fall asleep. And they keep playing.
December 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Look, I need chill vibes to fall asleep. And they keep playing.
was hunting for a new background image, and found this scan.
The 70s were wild with pants and patterns, yo'.
The 70s were wild with pants and patterns, yo'.
December 1, 2025 at 1:06 PM
was hunting for a new background image, and found this scan.
The 70s were wild with pants and patterns, yo'.
The 70s were wild with pants and patterns, yo'.
Greyhound with giraffe toy in a headlock.
(She’s asleep, but what a weird position)
(She’s asleep, but what a weird position)
November 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Greyhound with giraffe toy in a headlock.
(She’s asleep, but what a weird position)
(She’s asleep, but what a weird position)
If you see this, post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
If you see this, post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Love to see memories with Einstein. That was a good good boy.
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Love to see memories with Einstein. That was a good good boy.
This reminded me of the only non family tombstone I snapped a shot of on my trip to Quaker country.
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This reminded me of the only non family tombstone I snapped a shot of on my trip to Quaker country.
That's too much datas.
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
That's too much datas.
Good bits about my week. (The beer is happening right now, before I get free drinks in seat A1 on the way home… that I can’t enjoy because I have to drive home after I land)
November 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Good bits about my week. (The beer is happening right now, before I get free drinks in seat A1 on the way home… that I can’t enjoy because I have to drive home after I land)
5 probably undeserved stars from me. Just because it’s the album I played over and over again as a 5-6 year old. Ruined the copy, my step father bought me another.
One of those things that just consumes a ridiculous portion of my memory and I cannot fairly judge it in any way.
One of those things that just consumes a ridiculous portion of my memory and I cannot fairly judge it in any way.
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
5 probably undeserved stars from me. Just because it’s the album I played over and over again as a 5-6 year old. Ruined the copy, my step father bought me another.
One of those things that just consumes a ridiculous portion of my memory and I cannot fairly judge it in any way.
One of those things that just consumes a ridiculous portion of my memory and I cannot fairly judge it in any way.
November 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Alfred is all of us. (From issue 3 of Matt Fraction and Jorge Jiménez’s new Batman run)
November 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Alfred is all of us. (From issue 3 of Matt Fraction and Jorge Jiménez’s new Batman run)
Dungeon Master's Guide
I, Me, Mine.
I, Me, Mine.
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Dungeon Master's Guide
I, Me, Mine.
I, Me, Mine.
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day, Everybodee!
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day, Everybodee!
The neighbor’s Gingko sneezed.
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The neighbor’s Gingko sneezed.
What dummy thought heavily footnoted translations from a language you don’t know to subject matter you have issues with was a good way to spend Sunday mornings for months?
Oh, well over a billion persons? Ok. I’ll finish the book. (I do like it. It just requires too much braining)
Oh, well over a billion persons? Ok. I’ll finish the book. (I do like it. It just requires too much braining)
November 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
What dummy thought heavily footnoted translations from a language you don’t know to subject matter you have issues with was a good way to spend Sunday mornings for months?
Oh, well over a billion persons? Ok. I’ll finish the book. (I do like it. It just requires too much braining)
Oh, well over a billion persons? Ok. I’ll finish the book. (I do like it. It just requires too much braining)