fernxjazzmaun
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fernxjazzmaun
@dietxcokebust.bsky.social
social media will not let me rest but i don't even want to. i love you, jim.
It’s going to be ok 🤍
May 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
bitch wtf are irish curls your hair is wavy (talking to myself as well)
April 16, 2025 at 6:25 AM
anything trail of dead
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
i lied i don't have netflix now take your shoes off while i put on this vhs copy of the 1995 sci fi kevin costner vehicle waterworld
March 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
and if you get the love you give the world then you got what you deserved
March 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
the rizzler kinda looks like that lil guy kid rock used to hang out with
March 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
hey
March 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
gotta be honest man, idk the difference between turnover and superheaven
March 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
pickles save me from pms save me pickles
March 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
if you ever see my hands and my fingernails look dirty, it's from clay i swear i'm clean
March 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
i saw this video once where a lady said she was leaving and her toddler said "bye butt naked ass" and i think that's probably one of the funniest insults
March 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
i made these (they are not dry or painted)
March 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
torrid should be tried for it's crimes against fashion
March 11, 2025 at 6:10 AM
thanks youtube algorithm i do enjoy this content
March 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
just found out this is THREE different people??
March 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
she just like me fr
March 5, 2025 at 9:07 AM
isn't it amazing in this world that anyone can love anyone at all?
March 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
would you guys believe me if i told you i'm actually a lil insane
March 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
dawg what
Man I really thought Hot Mulligan had created a new genre with the Post Emo thing they had going. Arms Length and Ben Quad both belonged in that category. But both bands sign to Pure Noise and immediately release generic post hardcore songs. Not a bad song but definitely lacking
February 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
mike and i partying hard af tn (drinking 2 sodas each while we watch general hospital)
February 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
philly tuxedo
February 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
my hometown is completely underwater and it also snowed and they're blaming God and asking why. girl...
February 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
sometimes mike and i eat microplastics with red dye 40 crunched up like cereal for dinner we just don't feel like cooking yk
February 16, 2025 at 8:57 AM
i was pretending my arms are mike's arms from behind and i said use these arms bc he's making lemon tofu and he said "okay the first thing when you're cooking tofu is touch your own wiener" i kinda don't believe it but i haven't seen a recipe??
February 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
fuck!!! i ate some seed oils and now my titties are too fat and juicy to fit through the door!!! this is just like when the covid vaccine made my ass thicker and red dye 40 made my lips plumper and sexier!!!!
February 15, 2025 at 6:29 AM