Diebesbeute
@diebesbeute.bsky.social
Not My Monkeys, Not My Circus.
Repaired an old dremel without burning the house down. Next time I’ll be less impatient, though, and take @blinkyparts.bsky.social up on his offer for the batter tab welder 🙈.
December 13, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Repaired an old dremel without burning the house down. Next time I’ll be less impatient, though, and take @blinkyparts.bsky.social up on his offer for the batter tab welder 🙈.
Misinterpreted this headline! Thought „how is that fucking possible?!“ 🙈
December 13, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Misinterpreted this headline! Thought „how is that fucking possible?!“ 🙈
I‘m in the city of Zug and have to take the bus downtown for an event and realized I don’t have cash so thought I’d check online for Zug busticket…. With the expected result. 🤦🏻♂️
December 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I‘m in the city of Zug and have to take the bus downtown for an event and realized I don’t have cash so thought I’d check online for Zug busticket…. With the expected result. 🤦🏻♂️
Being shown how Konditorei Speck in Zug make their highly alcoholic Zuger Kirschtorte and Zuger Kirschstängeli.
December 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Being shown how Konditorei Speck in Zug make their highly alcoholic Zuger Kirschtorte and Zuger Kirschstängeli.
More horrendous traffic queues in the sächsische Berufsverkehr.
December 10, 2025 at 10:44 AM
More horrendous traffic queues in the sächsische Berufsverkehr.
The breakfast area in this hotel is completely empty. Has 9 empty tables. And this guy has chosen to sit directly next to me (next table) and is now carrying on a conversation on his phone using AirPods. 😑
December 10, 2025 at 7:10 AM
The breakfast area in this hotel is completely empty. Has 9 empty tables. And this guy has chosen to sit directly next to me (next table) and is now carrying on a conversation on his phone using AirPods. 😑
Heavy traffic on the way to work this morning.
December 9, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Heavy traffic on the way to work this morning.
Wanted an egg sandwich for lunch and discovered we were out of eggs. So quick jaunt to the farm Automat for some Eggs Of Unusual Size. It proceeded to blow a bubble at me. 🫧
December 5, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Wanted an egg sandwich for lunch and discovered we were out of eggs. So quick jaunt to the farm Automat for some Eggs Of Unusual Size. It proceeded to blow a bubble at me. 🫧
We‘ve a fixed line phone that is just the phone for Oma, telemarketers, and scammers.
Our FRITZ!box let me know that a number called 3-4 times so I posted in the family group chat to warn my wife that it may be some money-grubbing scammers.
Failing to realize it is the daughters phone number. 😅
Our FRITZ!box let me know that a number called 3-4 times so I posted in the family group chat to warn my wife that it may be some money-grubbing scammers.
Failing to realize it is the daughters phone number. 😅
December 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
We‘ve a fixed line phone that is just the phone for Oma, telemarketers, and scammers.
Our FRITZ!box let me know that a number called 3-4 times so I posted in the family group chat to warn my wife that it may be some money-grubbing scammers.
Failing to realize it is the daughters phone number. 😅
Our FRITZ!box let me know that a number called 3-4 times so I posted in the family group chat to warn my wife that it may be some money-grubbing scammers.
Failing to realize it is the daughters phone number. 😅
Dresdner Food Truck
December 3, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Dresdner Food Truck
Wordle 1.624 4/6
⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Pleasing symmetry.
⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Pleasing symmetry.
November 29, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Wordle 1.624 4/6
⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Pleasing symmetry.
⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Pleasing symmetry.
The only positive I see here is that it’s a hotel so I don’t need to shovel the Bürgersteig. 😑
November 26, 2025 at 7:22 AM
The only positive I see here is that it’s a hotel so I don’t need to shovel the Bürgersteig. 😑
Bayerische Thor?
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Bayerische Thor?
What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Tryin' to make His way home?
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Tryin' to make His way home?
November 23, 2025 at 11:00 AM
What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Tryin' to make His way home?
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Tryin' to make His way home?
🎶 Santa Paws Is Comin' to Town…🎵
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
🎶 Santa Paws Is Comin' to Town…🎵
Weird. I ordered something and it didn’t arrive. Tracking showed it on the way for the last three weeks. Contacted support and they immediately refunded, but said to send it back if it arrives.
Ordered the exact same thing again, from the same seller and it is in a DHL truck being delivered now. 🤦🏻♂️
Ordered the exact same thing again, from the same seller and it is in a DHL truck being delivered now. 🤦🏻♂️
November 20, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Weird. I ordered something and it didn’t arrive. Tracking showed it on the way for the last three weeks. Contacted support and they immediately refunded, but said to send it back if it arrives.
Ordered the exact same thing again, from the same seller and it is in a DHL truck being delivered now. 🤦🏻♂️
Ordered the exact same thing again, from the same seller and it is in a DHL truck being delivered now. 🤦🏻♂️
Listening to the yearly safety video from a vendor and the narrator is pronouncing Chemikalien as Schemikalien and it's just as annoying this year as it has been the last 20 years that I have had to redo this. (yes, same video, every year. 😑)
November 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Listening to the yearly safety video from a vendor and the narrator is pronouncing Chemikalien as Schemikalien and it's just as annoying this year as it has been the last 20 years that I have had to redo this. (yes, same video, every year. 😑)
Wordle 1.613 3/6
🟨⬛⬛⬛🟩
⬛🟨🟩🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Well, that was lucky. After winning the Austrian one with a word I have never heard before and losing the German one to a word that was my second guess for the sixth row 🙄.
🟨⬛⬛⬛🟩
⬛🟨🟩🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Well, that was lucky. After winning the Austrian one with a word I have never heard before and losing the German one to a word that was my second guess for the sixth row 🙄.
November 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Wordle 1.613 3/6
🟨⬛⬛⬛🟩
⬛🟨🟩🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Well, that was lucky. After winning the Austrian one with a word I have never heard before and losing the German one to a word that was my second guess for the sixth row 🙄.
🟨⬛⬛⬛🟩
⬛🟨🟩🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Well, that was lucky. After winning the Austrian one with a word I have never heard before and losing the German one to a word that was my second guess for the sixth row 🙄.
Maybe I should have stayed in bed today. Just spent some time doing some layout and wondering why 50mm looks so small on an A4 page before finally realizing the rule I was using to measure '5' was not in cm, rather it was in inches. 🤦♂️
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Maybe I should have stayed in bed today. Just spent some time doing some layout and wondering why 50mm looks so small on an A4 page before finally realizing the rule I was using to measure '5' was not in cm, rather it was in inches. 🤦♂️
Why is it easier to import an .eps to GIMP than to Inkscape 1.4. this used to just work. 🙄🤬
November 16, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Why is it easier to import an .eps to GIMP than to Inkscape 1.4. this used to just work. 🙄🤬
Anybody need a hug?
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Anybody need a hug?
Signs I’ve maybe been traveling too much lately, got up and walked out of the bedroom and scared the ever-loving crap out of my wife as she was so used to being alone in the house in the mornings.
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Signs I’ve maybe been traveling too much lately, got up and walked out of the bedroom and scared the ever-loving crap out of my wife as she was so used to being alone in the house in the mornings.
Trying to get a service appointment booked at BMW so I call the dealer direct, no way, not possible for at least three weeks. 🙄.
Book it from the app at the same dealer… next week Thursday. 😑🤦🏻♂️
Book it from the app at the same dealer… next week Thursday. 😑🤦🏻♂️
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Trying to get a service appointment booked at BMW so I call the dealer direct, no way, not possible for at least three weeks. 🙄.
Book it from the app at the same dealer… next week Thursday. 😑🤦🏻♂️
Book it from the app at the same dealer… next week Thursday. 😑🤦🏻♂️
FYI. It has rained in Spain, not only on the Plain.
November 13, 2025 at 7:36 AM
FYI. It has rained in Spain, not only on the Plain.