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alter acc. extremely selective following. bodily 28.
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𓈒    DYLAN  ⛓️  ⌓⌓

phys protector﹐co-host   

⫘⫘ ⠀ he⠀𓈒 him⠀ † ⸝⸝⠀ 22 y/o

dnasys.straw.page/dylan ⠀ †
getting plastered to celebrate the Birth of friends. fit check.
December 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
bitches be like "today's gonna be a good day" and put this on like lmao no bitch, sorrows building a staircase and our tears are showing the way we're climbing our way to heaven to bring him back home again like it's not lol
December 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
i was expecting to eat the loss of losing my 50/50 for durin (after 85 fucking pulls mind you) to diluc and save my guarantee for columbina and just get durin on his rerun but i get him after 8 pity LMFAOOOOO ok.
December 11, 2025 at 8:17 AM
avery's coworkers are NPCS firs they said kendrick lamar made the 67 song and now theyre saying unc means "uncool" like u ppl are not real shut up misinfo bots 😭
December 11, 2025 at 7:45 AM
duolingo boyfriend x genshin boyfriend. when he gives u his code
December 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
oh yup
December 10, 2025 at 8:49 AM
suddenly i forgot that i need to kill myself now
December 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i love reporting ads on youtube and just writing "israeli propaganda" for the feedback
December 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
he loves me bc i know every internet reference ever in the world
December 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
he's a sweet pea and i'm a nasty dark green cafeteria pea that's stuck with the carrots that are so mushy they dissolve in your mouth
me n my bf having a long in depth convo about different types of peas and what kinds we would be… never kill urself i love it here
December 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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me n my bf having a long in depth convo about different types of peas and what kinds we would be… never kill urself i love it here
December 8, 2025 at 5:53 AM
two totally normal people
December 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
avery: what would u do if i flushed myself down the toilet
me: ?????
me: i guess flush fishing line and a hook to fish u out
avery: U LOVE ME????
December 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
i like the fact that i don't need to gatekeep omerta (rip to the one fuck ass poser i shared that band with who doesn't even know hardcore show etiquette) bc the band members are the biggest assholes ever they gatekeep themselves (i fucking love them)
December 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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hell wrapped:

- you spent 5237 hours ruminating! bit late for that, don't you think?

- you begged god for forgiveness 12752 times! [top 0.5% of beggars]

- you remembered your sins 28642 times! wow, someone's regretful
December 5, 2025 at 7:08 AM
this is an unsafe space welcome to hell
December 5, 2025 at 8:28 AM
DID or whatever yeah but do not perceive me as a system im just a fucking guy i got nothing to do with that when im online look at my genshin characters Boy.
December 5, 2025 at 8:26 AM
i love tweaking about feeling like im being watched and then a week later getting confirmation and physical proof im being watched (i am then tranq'ed and dragged away)
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 AM
we get it ur not a violent dog and u don't know why u bite. me on the other hand i am a violent dog and i know why i bite and ive been evading behavioral euthanasia my whole life
November 30, 2025 at 7:46 AM
when i'm driving and have the right music on and running all the stop signs perfectly and cutting it up in traffic without needing to use my brakes and genuinely reach a flow state
November 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
cold take but
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
hashtag my flins (im pissed off w arle's domain so im not building her anymore)
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
i do not like the modding community for wuwa ppl wanna say genshin has gooner mods but wuwa's entire gamebanana is 98% gooner shit at least its 50/50 on genshin's
November 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM