Found this old video from Jan 2020, just a few months after I adopted him. Undoubtedly, he saved me. And now he’s 13yo and still the love of my life, Old Man Dillinger 🩷
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Found this old video from Jan 2020, just a few months after I adopted him. Undoubtedly, he saved me. And now he’s 13yo and still the love of my life, Old Man Dillinger 🩷
Old Man Dillinger starting early with a pup cup from Culver’s
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Old Man Dillinger starting early with a pup cup from Culver’s
This current season of Bobs Burgers has been SO, SO GOOD. I’m still so tickled by this line
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This current season of Bobs Burgers has been SO, SO GOOD. I’m still so tickled by this line
I’m going to end up just going back to Twitter bc the For You tab is filled with shit like this. Yes, that is indeed for me
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I’m going to end up just going back to Twitter bc the For You tab is filled with shit like this. Yes, that is indeed for me
People are saying Mamdani got Trump to fall in love with him. Orange heart eyes and such 😂
November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
People are saying Mamdani got Trump to fall in love with him. Orange heart eyes and such 😂
I vehemently & purposefully keep everyone at arms length (sorry, John) but it’s nice to see that people can still be non-creepy these days
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I vehemently & purposefully keep everyone at arms length (sorry, John) but it’s nice to see that people can still be non-creepy these days
I guess we have a yearly pie-eating and pie throwing contest for charity at the new job. I’ve vowed to enter the pie eating contest next year. Gonna have to start training in silk pie eating
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I guess we have a yearly pie-eating and pie throwing contest for charity at the new job. I’ve vowed to enter the pie eating contest next year. Gonna have to start training in silk pie eating
Here’s the outfit from yesterday. I freaked out for a min and changed into pants and then had a moment of clarity, decided not to shrink or dull my shine and changed back 😁
November 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s the outfit from yesterday. I freaked out for a min and changed into pants and then had a moment of clarity, decided not to shrink or dull my shine and changed back 😁
Ok, I like my face today
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Ok, I like my face today
I did a thing. Idk if I did it right (used milk!) but it was gooooood and now I want to add some booooze 😂
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I did a thing. Idk if I did it right (used milk!) but it was gooooood and now I want to add some booooze 😂
Anyway, we did rooftop bar for our happy hour last night
November 13, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Anyway, we did rooftop bar for our happy hour last night
I’ve started with drinks. I’m already being a spaz. I should have had a Xanax instead of a fancy cocktail 😳
November 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I’ve started with drinks. I’m already being a spaz. I should have had a Xanax instead of a fancy cocktail 😳
Throwing my first work dinner event at this new job and my first ever in NYC. Here’s the menu I chose for tonight. Biggest difference from my last place, the last 4 years—much less vegetarians/vegans on this team, like none. That gives me a lot more flexibility with these events
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Throwing my first work dinner event at this new job and my first ever in NYC. Here’s the menu I chose for tonight. Biggest difference from my last place, the last 4 years—much less vegetarians/vegans on this team, like none. That gives me a lot more flexibility with these events
Look how cute I am 😭 back in corporate clothes
November 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Look how cute I am 😭 back in corporate clothes
Who drove to 3 different Walgreens last night to get both these bags for a combined $9? 🙋♀️
November 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Who drove to 3 different Walgreens last night to get both these bags for a combined $9? 🙋♀️
OMG I need everyone to see how close Dillinger and Rocky are right now!!??! No fighting, not even any growling, just co-existing. 🥹🥹🥹 I just keep telling them they are good boys. They used to LOVE each other and then after Percy died, they’ve hated each other. I see this as a big step back to normal
October 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
OMG I need everyone to see how close Dillinger and Rocky are right now!!??! No fighting, not even any growling, just co-existing. 🥹🥹🥹 I just keep telling them they are good boys. They used to LOVE each other and then after Percy died, they’ve hated each other. I see this as a big step back to normal
🎶 …at the vet again 🎶 😭
October 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
🎶 …at the vet again 🎶 😭
Wait his name is Cosmo, like Cosmo Kramer? Is he the only Jew in Utah? Also, what is a sideline predator? Like Deshaun Watson?
October 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Wait his name is Cosmo, like Cosmo Kramer? Is he the only Jew in Utah? Also, what is a sideline predator? Like Deshaun Watson?
Am I eating a cherry pie for dinner? Apparently. 😂
October 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Am I eating a cherry pie for dinner? Apparently. 😂
This is where my mind is at these days, like 24/7. To say I’m paranoid & terrified at all times is an understatement
September 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
This is where my mind is at these days, like 24/7. To say I’m paranoid & terrified at all times is an understatement