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Richard "Dick" Talbot
@dicktalbot.bsky.social
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39. MDNI. Happily married.
VA. Writer. Video editor.
"Sent by the hoe Gods"

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It's 3 pm (CST)! The time I was supposed to post.

1 listener’s quote:
"The Audio was awesomeeee! Thr voice was really good and I was giggling. Also didn't expect to get actually turned on when the horny stuff started, it was an awesome mix of sexy and silly."
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A little toy Elf (of the Elf on the Shelf variety) is laying on his side of a bear skin rug, with his head propped up seductively on one arm. He is wearing red velvet tights with white trip, white gloves, a white collar, and a red and white pointy hat. He has brown hair and blue eyes. This is the promotional art for an erotic audio called "Bad Elf On The Shelf: Makes You Suck His Candy Cane."
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Richard Talbots left hand holding a can of happy Dad hard seltzer.
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Did I say 3 PM? I clearly meant 8... and lets just cram that P into an A...

I present to you:
Bad Elf On The Shelf: Makes You Suck His Candy Cane.

script by @whiskeredkitty.bsky.social

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A little toy Elf (of the Elf on the Shelf variety) is laying on his side of a bear skin rug, with his head propped up seductively on one arm. He is wearing red velvet tights with white trip, white gloves, a white collar, and a red and white pointy hat. He has brown hair and blue eyes. This is the promotional art for an erotic audio called "Bad Elf On The Shelf: Makes You Suck His Candy Cane."
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
dicktalbot.bsky.social
Not making time for the gym + Not adjusting your diet = putting on winter weight.

What do you think?
Still want to cuddle? I don't have to out all my weight on you unless you want.

#dadbod #lewdsky #hairybelly #forearm
Richard Talbot, seen from midnight to just above his shoulders. He his wearing Grey sweatpants that say "Puma." He is not wearing a shirt. His left hand is on the counter in front of him, and he is leaning on it. His right arm is up, with his right hand out of frame by his face. What the viewer can't see is he is brushing his teeth. He has a hairy chest and tummy. He is a larger than average man who looks like he has worked out at some point in his past, but also doesn't say no to cake.
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Next Wednesday, at approximately 3 pm (CST), the Elf is coming back to watch you.

He's going to be keeping track of how naughty you are.
Red paper has been torn to reveal an Elf on the Shelf reclining on a brown rug, the elf is looking through the hole in the red paper. At the top of the image are the words "bad elf on the shelf: makes you suck his candy cane". Just under the elf are the words "written by KittyFantasticoUK" and performed by "RichardTalbotVoice". At the bottom of the image are the words "don't open before 11-26-25."
November 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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These arms were made for holdin' and that's just what they'll do. One of these days, these arms are gonna hold all over you.

Or something like that.

Imagine not liking me, and I'm just being a silly Lil domestic guy.
Richard Talbot is scrubbing a stainless steel cooking pan. He is wearing khakis with a black belt, and a black t-shirt. The image cuts off almost everything above his mouth. We can see he had a brown beard and mustache that he keeps rather short (about an inch). We can just see that he is wearing glasses. There is a black and white patterned dish towel thrown over his right shoulder. The image catches his tricep mid flex as he scrubs the pan.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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A lil something for you
Caucasian hand gripping the top of a steering wheel while in traffic. There is a black timepiece on the wrist.
November 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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I got the pleasure of voicing @lethallin-art.bsky.social's script, "Find Your Light" [m4f].

I hope you'll give it a listen.
A promotional graphic for an erotic audio titled find your light. The image behind the words is of the Sun taken Above the Clouds. The top right portion of the image is the Sun and is mostly yellows oranges and gold tones. The bottom 2/3 of the image is a view of the Cloud tops. The Shadows of the clouds are dark blue and gray, and the highlights are gold. It is a peaceful feeling image.
November 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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I think the highlights of the bubble, while they look nice, don't help the functionality. Someone in the bottom right is almost completely obscured... I'm guessing it's @rhymingvers.bsky.social
And @maplebeesticky.bsky.social is also partially obscured by a highlight.
My bubbel for the past week.
Bubbel graphic of Dick Talbot's 50 most interacted with accounts in the past week.
November 16, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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I haven't interacted much, but who did I interact with? (because I know not everyone here has interacted back)

Wow... I appear to keep good company. Also, hot company. I'm surprised I only see one clown on here.
Bubbel graphic of the top 50 accounts Dick Talbot has interacted with in the last month. The background is a light blue.
November 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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No shit!? That's mine! I had to go look up the spelling because I never remember.

Not that this proves anything, but here is my clipboard from where I was ready to say mine. 😂
Screenshot of Richard Talbot's phone screen,showing his clipboard
November 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Bit of a throwback, I was officiating a Covid protocol wedding. Everyone had masks and stayed 6 feet apart (except the bride and groom, they didn't wear masks, but we all stayed 6 feet from them)
Richard Talbot in a mask, reading a book. He is in the background. In the foreground, we can see the hands of a bride and groom getting married.
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Face + Scent
Dick Talbot tied up with heart-shaped fairy lights. Of Calvin Klein's intense Euphoria for men
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Coming Soon as part of the Solarum Collab hosted by @justanegg.bsky.social + @aethermoose.bsky.social !

Written by @lethallin-art.bsky.social

Performed and edited by moi!
Promotional graphic for "Find Your Light" [M4F][Pleasure Dom][Body Worship][Praise][Mirror][Size Difference][Pet Names][Guidance][Fingering][Lap Dance Position][Vaginal Sex][Cream Pie] [2x Listener Orgasms][1x Speaker Orgasm][Solarum Collab] Written by u/Lethallin-Art Performed and edited by u/RichardTalbotVoice
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Maybe not the most lewd thing I've done... but definitely the most tied up that I could find.
An image of Richard Talbot, a masc presenting person with a closely trimmed beard and glasses, is viewed laying on what appears to be a bed. The viewer is looking down on him. His arms are raised, showing that he his wrists are bound together with heart-shaped fairy lights. The image is dark, with the only light sourced being the red glow from the fairy lights.
November 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Until I feel like my booty is worth taking pictures of again, I give you these humble offerings from the vault.

#hairylegs #WagonWednesday #nsfwsky #lewdsky
A black and white image of Mr Talbot's backside, including his booty and hairy thighs in a pair of mesh trunks Mr Talbot standing in profile completely nude. The images in black and white and it is cropped from his lower thigh up to just below his shoulder. His booty and legs are hairy.
November 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Forward facing camera set to record video in a steamy shower doesn't make for the best quality images.

But at least I'm fresh and clean!

#lewd #tittytuesday #spicysky #lewdsky #armpit #nsfwsky
Mr. Talbot, nude in the shower. His left arm is raised with his elbow pointing up, and his hand dropped below the back of his neck. He has a net sponge in his right hand that he is using to scrub his chest and arm pit. He is looking down at his armpit. He has a hairy chest and hairy armpits.
November 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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New audio up as part of a huge collaboration. Thank you to @ladygoddessey.bsky.social for allowing me to be part of this. Thank you @peach-of-debauch.bsky.social for writing such an awesome script and trusting me with it.
Promotional art for an erotic audio titled size queen. The title is displayed over the top in the foreground is the image of a circus main stage.
October 31, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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I had time to make coffee or take pictures in the bathroom.

I hope I chose wisely.

#tummytuesday #lewdsky #hairy
The viewer is looking up at a shirtless Mr. Talbot. His pants are unbuttoned, and he has his right thumb hooked into his boxer briefs. His left arm is forward he is leaning on it.
October 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Okiedoke. Masc lips for the friendos.
Richard Talbots mouth, surrounded by his graying beard and mustache. An image of Richard Talbot sucking sugar off of his finger. Richard Talbots lower jaw including the tip of his nose and his graying beard.
October 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Happy birthday, Sweet Lynx!
A black and white image of Richard Talbot standing wearing nothing but a towel. The lighting creates a dramatic shadow on the right side of his body, the viewers left. The Shadow accentuates the Bulge of his cock under the towel
October 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Who needs a lunch break when there are such delicious words to feed us?
October 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Guys, gals, and nonbinary pals! Step up and see (hear) the giant man as he takes the main stage of the Nightmare Carnival.

Script by @peach-of-debauch.bsky.social
Promotional art by @garbagecxre.bsky.social
Voice and edits by yours truly.

October 31st. It will be a scream
Promotional graphic for "Size Queen." Written by u/PeachofDebauchery. Voice and Edit by U/RichardTalbotVoice. Graphic by u/miragewrites
October 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Yeah, this is a crop with more of the leg. It's not bad, but the cropped picture might lead someone to think it's way bigger.
Richard Talbot, nude in the shower. He is a hairy, white, cisgendered man. The image is cropped from his mid thigh to just below his shoulder and down the center of his body. He is washing himself and the washcloth is obscuring his genitals.
October 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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This has a touch of thigh in it, though you can't see my washcloth, which was the main reason I took this photo.

#thigh #nsfwsky #spicysky #lewd #nsfw #realnsfw
An image of a hairy, Caucasian, cisgendered male nude in the shower. The image is cropped to where we only see the left half of his body from his mid thigh up to his left shoulder. A washcloth can just be seen in the lower left hand corner of the image obscuring his genitals as he washes himself.
October 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM