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Dick Bateman
@dickbateman.com
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Bateman is a pig author of gay erotic romance putting his creative writing degree from a no-name Midwestern university to great use writing orc smut.

Writer, mediocre artist, and designer in one.

http://www.dickbateman.com
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Dick Bateman @dickbateman.com · Sep 21
Backdoor Protocol, my new standalone #gayorc cyberpunk noir #erotica novella is now available in e-book and paperback. Illicit enhancement drugs made from concentrated #orc jizz. Perverse body mods. Neural linked goon booths. Pure sleaze.

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#orctober is coming up, so here's a preview of a standalone #gayorc #gayerotica short story I'm working on. It's going to be a bit...much for my Amazon store's TOS, so it will be available somewhere more lenient. Stay tuned. 😈 Size difference. Feral body-altering BDSM. Knotting. Piss. More.
September 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Cover art WIP (by me) for upcoming #gayorc erotic romance novella. Sexually inexperienced human nerd fakes his way into a job as a contracted "comfort specialist" aboard an orcish colonial space expedition. What could possibly go wrong?

#orc #gayauthor #gayerotica
September 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Love an orc, love a buff orc. Love a buff orc in a jockstrap

#bara | #gay | #art | #orc
art of my OC Mason, a very large orc man. He's standing in a bathroom, with his phone in one hand and his other arm behind his head. He's wearing an orange and white jockstrap. art of my OC Mason, a very large orc man. He's standing in a bathroom, with his phone in one hand and his other arm behind his head. He's completely naked
September 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Backdoor Protocol, my new standalone #gayorc cyberpunk noir #erotica novella is now available in e-book and paperback. Illicit enhancement drugs made from concentrated #orc jizz. Perverse body mods. Neural linked goon booths. Pure sleaze.

tinyurl.com/yu4uthpu
September 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Did a free promotion for a week. Got 69 in free gay erotica. Nice. Promo’s still runnin’. Check out Claimed Volume 1 on my AMZ shop for some free adventurous orc smut with a plot. Get the full series ebook or paperback if you vibe. linktr.ee/dickbateman
September 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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I've completed my 4-part gay orc smut novel - it's available as an ebook and a paperback for those who, like me, aren't fond of ebooks. Just got the proof copy of the paperback and it looks mighty nice. Art & design by yours truly!

#orc #orcs #gayorc #gayorcs #gayerotica

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January 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Backdoor Protocol, my new standalone #gayorc cyberpunk noir #erotica novella is now available in e-book and paperback. Illicit enhancement drugs made from concentrated #orc jizz. Perverse body mods. Neural linked goon booths. Pure sleaze.

tinyurl.com/yu4uthpu
September 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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My cover for my upcumming #gayorc cyberpunk erotica novella. Rough draft done. Seedy body mods/sex clubs, motorcycles with assholes, illicit drugs harvested from orc jizz, neuro goon booths, and ancient ritual data stored in cum. A standalone set in the far future of my Claimed universe. #orc #orcs
A novella cover with a scowling human detective standing in front of a tatted, muscular orc with a chrome tusk and a mohawk. The background is a bright, glowing cyberpunk city. The title is Backdoor Protocol: A Gay Orc Cyberpunk Tale by Dick Bateman.
August 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Cover art preview for “The Orc Who Came Inside Part 3”, wherein a handsome half-orc and his nerdy gamer geologist BF take a wilderness adventure to visit a horny Minotaur volcano god.

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March 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Big. Beefy. And beautiful.

#orc #morningwood #gay #nsfw #hairy #cock #dick #gaynsfw #bwc #fatcock #bear
#bigdick #thick #nude #naked #anime #voyeur #public
March 7, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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Commission for Puzzle_624 on Xitter of their handsome orc, Grim! #orcs #dungeonsanddragons #dnd #nsfw
December 22, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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An encounter with a massive and horny orc ⚔️💦

Orlov the bonebreaker 🍺
March 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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This's what happens after the scene on the cover of my erotic romance story The Orc Who Came Inside Part 2 tr.ee/nCZW8czzAR

Cal the human thought he'd teach Brok the half-orc from the past how to play fighting games, but their game of strip Back Door Brawler LXIX gets disrupted by boners.
Brok the half-orc sports a huge green veiny erection and big heavy balls as he diddles his cock. It leaks copious emission onto the ratty couch in Cal the human's poor student studio. With his other hand, he gives Cal a handjob while Cal attempts to play video games. Half-orc Brok and his human boyfriend Cal cuddle up naked playing video games on the couch.
March 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Part 2 of The Orc Who Came Inside Trilogy just published.

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This story's set in the future of my Claimed universe. It's a stand-alone story of a nerdy-yet-rugged human student falling in raunchy, erotic love with a wounded half-orc he found in an alley. They can't stop fuckin'.
A book cover featuring a studly muscular hairy green half-orc cuddling his hairy human mustachioed boyfriend on the couch. They play video games together in short shorts. The book is entitled The Orc Who Came Inside Part 2: The Gay Orc Adventure by Richard (Dick) Bateman.
March 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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digital illustration of an orc and a half orc flexing
February 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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A new pillow for the night! uh... new orc. 😁
His name is Borz!

#orc #gayfantasy #bara #3d #3dart
January 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Trepidation - 2023
January 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Bardwolf - Orcs! (He definitely can take all five of them)

Original strip drawn for my Patreon last year. :p
December 13, 2024 at 2:19 PM
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Alrighty you horny people. Feast your eyes on my first piece of Orc art, featuring my Orc warrior Saikon Bloodmoon by @ramavataramaart.bsky.social

#orc
#warcraftart
#FortheHorde
January 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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OC from my #gayorc erotic romance novel available in Kindle ebook and paperback.

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A huge green hairy orc man with a gigantic, veiny, throbbing erection and full balls stands behind a rugged human hunter. It's mating season, and if the must claim the first suitable male he finds. His loyal shapeshifting wolf companion is at his side.
January 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Updated cover art for Volume 1 of "The Orc Who Came Inside"

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A wounded half orc lays in a dirty, wet alley and is assisted by a human man who has a massive crush on him.
January 19, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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A human and orc have a sensual moment.
#nsfw #orc #bara
a buff human is hugging the legs of a hairy orc male
January 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Super tired of work. Why can't I just get paid to be a receptacle for orc fluids?
January 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Took a break from authoring erotic orc romance to draw some. Witness the "orcification" of my sexy lil' gooner bro @yourgirlfriendxxx.bsky.social.

Writing and art @ dickbateman.com

#orc #gayorc #gayorcs
January 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM