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Dianna, Princess of Whales 🐋🌺👑
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Cowboys ⭐️, Stars 🌟, #MFFL Mavs 🐴, #LukaDoncic✨, Texas Rangers, #GMG 💚, #P1 🎟️, Denton TX
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#TexasHockey🌟
A display that has a big yellow light-up star next to a wooden painted block that says “I love you more than all the Stars.” Next to a small frame with a written note inside that says, “Except Jason Robertson.” And next to that, a small framed picture of a smiling Jason Robertson. Go Stars.
November 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth
November 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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I also have a coworker named Tim, who is awesome, but also an expert camera-dodger. This is the only picture I have of him.
A view from the back of a golf-cart-like-vehicle on a bright sunny day. We are driving through a meadow of medium-tall green grass. In the distance there are some trees and a 4-story brutalist building behind them. My coworker is driving & REFUSING to look at the camera!
November 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Aurora going off this morning in Denton, Texas!
Picture of a highway overpass barely obscuring the sun as it reflects off of some early morning clouds. The reflection is bright orange & yellow against a pale blue sky. ☀️
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Brooooooo
A very pink Aurora Borealis from Denton, TX
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Go to hell & while you’re at it, GFY with a rusty cactus, if you can even find the right hole, you idiot. #MFFL🐴
NICO HARRISON IS FINALLY FIRED BULLYING WORKS GO MAVS
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Sounds like something my dad would do. He was always building something.
A metal control panel that my dad built so he could control the chicken coop environment. It’s named “CHICKENPUTER” because what else would it be named? It’s got old-style mechanical switches that raise & lower the doors, turn the lights off & on, fill the water troughs (labeled “pump” because he collected rainwater off the house & pumped it to the coop, obviously). It also has blinky lights so that you know it’s working. A later version incorporated a remote control for even more chicken coop management convenience. Yes, my dad is autistic. 🧩
November 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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I know some of my neighbors. But just like, wave from the driveway or random stuff, nothing serious. I can’t imagine caring what language they speak.
JOIN ME IN CARING LESS
October 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Please get onboard with my new initiative.
A picture of Miley Cyrus’s face VERY up close. In hot pink letters, it says, “Enough things have happened. No more things for a while.” I don’t think Miley actually said those exact words, but it helps to read them in her voice. Amen, girlfriend.
October 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Happy birthday to my beautiful, hilarious, big-hearted babe @stacieshack.bsky.social Love you!! Hope you have the best day!! 🥳🎁🥰
October 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Happy Stars Day, everyone.

#TexasHockey ⭐️
A large smiling yellow emoji with a cowboy hat on. Caption says “[happy yeehawkey noises].” Go Stars.
October 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Cult leader material, baby! Let’s go!

(Sounds like a lot of responsibility, but I will persevere)
A very cute quiz result graphic in green & yellow that says I’m a “super power” & says I would be a good cult leader. Tell me, have you heard the good news? About me!?
October 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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I heard it, too
My chocolate long haired chihuahua, Bear, apparently very surprised that there are noises
October 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Who wants to guess which cookie my friend Collin is referring to here?

@collinjones.bsky.social
A direct message from My Friend Collin that says, “Like if Audioslave was a cookie.” It is surrounded by emoji reactions & a “Reply” button. Go on. Guess what he’s talking about.
September 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Hello, from this side of the DFW
ROWLETT
September 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Post a concert photo you took
Harry Styles at Madison Square Garden, June 2018
September 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky
September 16, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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👀

Let’s go Rangers (who do not play tonight but are now only two games back, hello)
September 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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I’m sorry, but I just don’t care about the political leanings of my sports broadcasters. I think they’re trying to ride the middle as much as they can to keep the peace. I do not look to them for political guidance. I’m here for bad sports opinions & Gordo’s funny voices.
September 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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It’s a perfect night for baseball.

GO RANGERS

@texas-rangers.bsky.social @stacieshack.bsky.social @ntmellie.bsky.social and Rich. 😁
Four of the coolest people you’ll ever hope to meet
September 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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ROOF OPEN
The roof on Globe Life Field in Arlington, Texas opening before a Texas Rangers game. A miracle.
September 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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I love a group pic. I can always position myself strategically
August 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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I caught an anxiety just reading that
NO NO NO NO NO NO NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NO NEVER -Norman Elizabeth Hitzges
August 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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I don’t know what Kratom is & I’m afraid to google it on my work computer. Anyway.
You seein this
August 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM