That's half my students. It's nice some things never change.

I mean, the cat left it there, it'd be rude to remove it

Did you point out that if you sold the stock, someone else would buy it, potentially driving the value up? It feels like no one understands how stonks work

Eric Cantona, avatar of antifascist direct action, just ask that Palace fan

Its gotta be lumpy right? Or maybe has weird patches of hair? What if the brain worms migrated and its riven with vein like bumps? This is one of the great mysteries of our time

In my experience at least, the ride around town is often a cool junior person. The ride from the airport... I have some stories lol