D Forbes
@dforbes.bsky.social
Ex physics teacher.
Now a trainer, textbook author and so on.
Now a trainer, textbook author and so on.
Probably written by the profits.
December 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Probably written by the profits.
The latest Amazon ads on my TV have an instant 'add to basket' option so that if you accidentally touch the control you have some Percil added and have to remember to take it back out.
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The latest Amazon ads on my TV have an instant 'add to basket' option so that if you accidentally touch the control you have some Percil added and have to remember to take it back out.
Maxwell's demon does it all.
November 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Maxwell's demon does it all.
"The needs of the baby outweigh the needs of the few."
November 29, 2025 at 10:18 AM
"The needs of the baby outweigh the needs of the few."
"A man becomes preeminent, he’s expected to have enthusiasms."
November 29, 2025 at 10:06 AM
"A man becomes preeminent, he’s expected to have enthusiasms."
Dr Spock
(leonard nimoy as the Doctor, pushing a pram)
(leonard nimoy as the Doctor, pushing a pram)
November 29, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Dr Spock
(leonard nimoy as the Doctor, pushing a pram)
(leonard nimoy as the Doctor, pushing a pram)
Sorry, but you were clearly asking for this.
a cartoon character with red curly hair is smiling with her eyes closed
Alt: Brave. A cartoon character with red curly hair is smiling.
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Sorry, but you were clearly asking for this.
There is a good reason.
Notice that, while other non-humans get subtitles throughout the series, Chewbacca does not.
That's because he is a vile sweary racist and so Leah hates him.
Notice that, while other non-humans get subtitles throughout the series, Chewbacca does not.
That's because he is a vile sweary racist and so Leah hates him.
November 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
There is a good reason.
Notice that, while other non-humans get subtitles throughout the series, Chewbacca does not.
That's because he is a vile sweary racist and so Leah hates him.
Notice that, while other non-humans get subtitles throughout the series, Chewbacca does not.
That's because he is a vile sweary racist and so Leah hates him.
Alien spaceship construction standards aren't what they used to be.
November 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Alien spaceship construction standards aren't what they used to be.
Can these be polished?
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Can these be polished?
I sure do. I bought a card and everything.
The card is in my hand.
The card is in my hand.
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I sure do. I bought a card and everything.
The card is in my hand.
The card is in my hand.
I really hope they've done a one season and done plan, not a five year arc.
November 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I really hope they've done a one season and done plan, not a five year arc.
Ambassador, you're spoiling us with these exponential calculations.
November 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Ambassador, you're spoiling us with these exponential calculations.
Well, Death Stranding has urine and feces based weapons you manufacture so he got there in the end.
November 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Well, Death Stranding has urine and feces based weapons you manufacture so he got there in the end.
It would make an effective "Smart Badge" to keep track of your employee activity in the office so they are probably developing that to bring about a more joyful business environment.
November 1, 2025 at 12:00 PM
It would make an effective "Smart Badge" to keep track of your employee activity in the office so they are probably developing that to bring about a more joyful business environment.
Where Seagulls Dare surely?
October 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Where Seagulls Dare surely?
I guess we'll see wether he can sweat after all.
October 26, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I guess we'll see wether he can sweat after all.
@herring1967.bsky.social So, it turns out the "Stone Stazi" is very real and not just the delusions of a madman.
October 24, 2025 at 10:57 AM
@herring1967.bsky.social So, it turns out the "Stone Stazi" is very real and not just the delusions of a madman.
Surely Ascension island is in need of a long term royal visitor.
October 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Surely Ascension island is in need of a long term royal visitor.
Tills now have a "suspend transaction" function so there stuff is stored and another person can be served while they run off. Assuming you don't have much you should be fine to cut in while they are gone.
October 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Tills now have a "suspend transaction" function so there stuff is stored and another person can be served while they run off. Assuming you don't have much you should be fine to cut in while they are gone.
Nope. Middle earth was formed by singing.
October 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Nope. Middle earth was formed by singing.
Plate tectonics don't really apply to worlds created by music.
October 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Plate tectonics don't really apply to worlds created by music.
Has there ever been a "You'd better come and see this" or "quick switch on channel 45!" that turned out not to be relevant?
October 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Has there ever been a "You'd better come and see this" or "quick switch on channel 45!" that turned out not to be relevant?
Perhaps that Paris 'underpass' was just painted on a wall.
October 14, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Perhaps that Paris 'underpass' was just painted on a wall.