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This week I learned that Queen Elizabeth II claimed among her titles "Admiral in the Great Navy of the State of Nebraska."
I realize this sounds exactly like something I would make up.
I did not make this up.
I realize this sounds exactly like something I would make up.
I did not make this up.
November 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This week I learned that Queen Elizabeth II claimed among her titles "Admiral in the Great Navy of the State of Nebraska."
I realize this sounds exactly like something I would make up.
I did not make this up.
I realize this sounds exactly like something I would make up.
I did not make this up.
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“I’ve got the best poll numbers I’ve ever had! Red hot!!!”
November 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
“I’ve got the best poll numbers I’ve ever had! Red hot!!!”
I cannot fucking wait for the midterms.
November 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I cannot fucking wait for the midterms.
This is the best thing on the internet.
September 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This is the best thing on the internet.
I'm just going to go ahead and guess that r/LeopardsAteMyFace is going to see a sizeable uptick in traffic this evening.
September 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I'm just going to go ahead and guess that r/LeopardsAteMyFace is going to see a sizeable uptick in traffic this evening.
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DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox
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2. Diphtheria
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7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox
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February 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox
DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER:
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1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox
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An inaugural limerick:
“I know I'll just love this new job!
It sets me apart from the mob.
I can go to state dinners
And hang out with winners
And ponder which peasants to rob."
“I know I'll just love this new job!
It sets me apart from the mob.
I can go to state dinners
And hang out with winners
And ponder which peasants to rob."
January 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
An inaugural limerick:
“I know I'll just love this new job!
It sets me apart from the mob.
I can go to state dinners
And hang out with winners
And ponder which peasants to rob."
“I know I'll just love this new job!
It sets me apart from the mob.
I can go to state dinners
And hang out with winners
And ponder which peasants to rob."
