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This week I learned that Queen Elizabeth II claimed among her titles "Admiral in the Great Navy of the State of Nebraska."

I realize this sounds exactly like something I would make up.

I did not make this up.
November 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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“I’ve got the best poll numbers I’ve ever had! Red hot!!!”
November 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I cannot fucking wait for the midterms.
November 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
This is the best thing on the internet.
September 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I'm just going to go ahead and guess that r/LeopardsAteMyFace is going to see a sizeable uptick in traffic this evening.
September 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER:
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February 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
An inaugural limerick:

“I know I'll just love this new job!
It sets me apart from the mob.
I can go to state dinners
And hang out with winners
And ponder which peasants to rob."
January 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM