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Dextrosity
@dextrosity.bsky.social
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Boston living. CT native. GW alumnus. I’d rather be traveling.
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One of the things that drives me the most insane is that all of the people telling us to eat less, exercise more, and dress better for flights think this guy is the paragon of style & health.
Donald Trump, pictured with the late Queen Elizabeth. Both are in formal state attire. He is wearing a dark dinner (tuxedo) jacket that can’t button in the front because of how big his belly is, and the tails of his white waistcoat are easily seen beneath the hem of his jacket.
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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A red ribbon
December 1, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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With appropriate credit, as always, to @dril.bsky.social.
dril Twitter reply to Alan Dershowitz: “Hello Alan this is your lawer speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit” 12:28 PM • Jul 5, 2020
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Jimbo Jones, a teenage cartoon character bully from the Simpsons, leans out the window of a moving car while filming with an old-school video camera. He says “VIDEOTAPING THIS CRIME SPREE WAS THE BEST IDEA WE'VE EVER HAD!”
November 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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It was in the dishwasher earlier, so hopefully I’m not too late. This is my most recent acquisition and current favorite, courtesy of @effinbirds.com:
A black mug in the foreground reads, in white text, “Oh joy. Another dipshit who thinks he understands my area of expertise.” There’s also a bird pictured on the mug. The background is a glass door looking out onto a wooden deck covered with leaves.
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Homer Simpson, wearing a suit & tie for jury duty, is very obviously sleeping with drool coming from the left side of his mouth but wearing thick-rimmed glasses with lenses painted white and black dots in the middle of each to make it look like he’s awake.
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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FlightRadar 24 has it from earlier today.
A map shows a path from Newark, NJ to Savannah, GA while the graph below shows the flight’s altitude remains around 6,000 feet for most of the flight while the speed mostly stays 250 knots.
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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NBD, just the Pats leading the AFC East and in a 3-way tie atop the entire AFC.
NFL standings chart, broken down by AFC divisions, showing the New England Patriots are 8-2, as are the Indianapolis Colts & Denver Broncos.
November 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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New #Acela sighting at South Station!
A blue and white sleek-nosed train engine sits at a platform, partially obscured by a pole.
November 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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No; you didn’t. Capisce?
Jasper, the “that’s a paddlin’” old man from The Simpsons, glares threateningly while holding a wooden paddle.
November 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Principal Skinner meme. In the top panel he’s pondering while asking “Are cars the problem?” On the bottom, he looks up confidently as he answers “No; immigrants and bike lanes are causing bad traffic!”
November 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Scene from Anchorman. 1970s news anchors saying “Let’s leave the mothers out of this, alright? It’s unnecessary.”
November 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Yeah, GBFB!
(Totally gave last week but hoping for kitteh picture anyways. 🥹)
Donation receipt for $103.50 to the Greater Boston Food Bank.
October 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Unfortunately “too dumb to be a senator” hasn’t been a thing since at least 2021.
Tommy Tuberville tosses a football up in the air.
October 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Found a Romney 2012 campaign mug this morning!
A white mug with text in several colors, printing “WOMEN” over and over again.
October 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Trump is gonna get airlifted to Walter Reed and not be heard from for a few days, we’re all gonna get super excited online, and then it’s gonna turn out he was getting emergency plastic surgery to fix this thing:
Part of a cover of Time Magazine, featuring a photo of Trump taken at an angle looking up from below. He’s actually right to complain about how awful it is. His hair looks thinner than normal and you can clearly see the line where his normal skin tone ends and the gross orange begins. His neck folds down into two lumps of fat flapping flesh tapering towards his collar, charitably looking like a turkey’s wattle but compared by many commenters to a Georgia O’Keefe painting.
October 15, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Annual PSA:
Screenshot from The Good Place. Janet, a humanoid robot with brown hair, smiles and says “Fun fact: Columbus is in the Bad Place because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.” to Chidi, a scholarly Black gentleman with thick black rim glasses while Michael, played by Ted Danson wearing a bow tie, gives a look of ‘daaaamn, sick burn’ in the background.
October 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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In honor of this week’s upcoming announcements. Gonna make sure I don’t silence my phone when I go to bed. 🤞
A cartoon character with big red hair is on a pay phone in jail and says “"ATTEMPTED MURDER"? NOW, HONESTLY, WHAT IS THAT? DOTHEY GIVEA NOBEL PRIZE FOR ATTEMPTED CHEMISTRY? DO THEY?”
October 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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dril tweet from 2014: “blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin”
October 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Scene from Mean Girls. Voiceover: “On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.” Lindsey Lohan looks up and responds: “It’s October 3rd.”
October 3, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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CVS out here just throwing fists @meghancolleen.bsky.social.
A small gift bag, sized for a gift card or something similar, that reads “Spoiler Alert: It’s Not A Pony.”
September 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Tired: hunger survey.

Wired: new hunger games.
A WSJ headline “Trump Administration Cancels Annual Hunger Survey.”
September 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Simpsons screen grab. Homer, wearing a nautical captain’s hat, and Bart stand on the bow of a ship at sea and view another boat going by. Homer says “THEYRE REBROADCASTING MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL WITH IMPLIED ORAL CONSENT NOT EXPRESSED WRITTEN CONSENT.”
September 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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When Mike Johnson says “Yield man! Let the troops come into your city.”
A Simpsons meme. The top panel has skeezy lawyer Lionel Hutz dressed as a real estate agent, looking angry and saying there’s states’ rights. In the bottom panel he’s smiling broadly while saying ans there’s “states’ rights.”
September 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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The ICE signs are proof that Boston is better than DC.
A cardboard protest sign reads “ICE belongs in our <<drawing of a Dunkin’ Donuts iced coffee cup>> NOT in our communities.” Behind the sign you can see some multi-colored balloons.
September 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM