@dewsome.bsky.social
Four. The single on the right is also hand stuff.
January 29, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Four. The single on the right is also hand stuff.
Lenin is embalmed in near-perfect condition in a mausoleum. Soviets developed a secret formula for it. They later helped embalm Czechoslovakian president Gottwald in the same way, but the maintenance was too expensive and the sterility requirements were off the charts, so we scrapped him.
January 28, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Lenin is embalmed in near-perfect condition in a mausoleum. Soviets developed a secret formula for it. They later helped embalm Czechoslovakian president Gottwald in the same way, but the maintenance was too expensive and the sterility requirements were off the charts, so we scrapped him.
He couldn't get Powell out of the office with a sham investigation, so he's going to give him a devastating heart attack.
January 27, 2026 at 9:25 PM
He couldn't get Powell out of the office with a sham investigation, so he's going to give him a devastating heart attack.
If 0 wing = battle / 2, there is no battle without wings. Have you accidentally proven birds are real?
January 25, 2026 at 12:03 PM
If 0 wing = battle / 2, there is no battle without wings. Have you accidentally proven birds are real?
Yeah, it's missing a scene of Kirsten Dunst complaining they turned her before she could grow into adult-sized goalie pads.
January 17, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Yeah, it's missing a scene of Kirsten Dunst complaining they turned her before she could grow into adult-sized goalie pads.
Sorry to rain on this parade, but it's important to know that Gunther Fehlinger is:
1) not employed by NATO in any way,
2) Austrian, ergo not a citizen of a NATO country,
3) chair of his own NGO that promotes Austrian membership,
4) a massive weirdo and a notorious poster.
1) not employed by NATO in any way,
2) Austrian, ergo not a citizen of a NATO country,
3) chair of his own NGO that promotes Austrian membership,
4) a massive weirdo and a notorious poster.
January 12, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Sorry to rain on this parade, but it's important to know that Gunther Fehlinger is:
1) not employed by NATO in any way,
2) Austrian, ergo not a citizen of a NATO country,
3) chair of his own NGO that promotes Austrian membership,
4) a massive weirdo and a notorious poster.
1) not employed by NATO in any way,
2) Austrian, ergo not a citizen of a NATO country,
3) chair of his own NGO that promotes Austrian membership,
4) a massive weirdo and a notorious poster.
Deltas would never be able to assassinate someone with cringe. Another proof of Alpha Team's superior skills. Dead guy needs to shut up.
January 5, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Deltas would never be able to assassinate someone with cringe. Another proof of Alpha Team's superior skills. Dead guy needs to shut up.
They all follow the same principles. I was warned they need to check things up when getting a mortgage at the Polish-owned one. And my employer doesn't even produce anything that fires. In the end it's about who's the bigger blowhard (answer is Austrians, of course).
January 2, 2026 at 8:03 PM
They all follow the same principles. I was warned they need to check things up when getting a mortgage at the Polish-owned one. And my employer doesn't even produce anything that fires. In the end it's about who's the bigger blowhard (answer is Austrians, of course).
Miley Cyrus confirmed to be so back.
December 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Miley Cyrus confirmed to be so back.
Misspelling nekrasova as if she's some unholy lich makes too much sense. I assume her specialty is summon worms.
December 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Misspelling nekrasova as if she's some unholy lich makes too much sense. I assume her specialty is summon worms.
Olga, it's not my place to scold or anything, but just in case you didn't know, LordBeebo is a hardcore tankie putinist and anti-Ukraine propagandist.
December 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Olga, it's not my place to scold or anything, but just in case you didn't know, LordBeebo is a hardcore tankie putinist and anti-Ukraine propagandist.
Hey don't judge. The Gates are a chilly room.
December 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Hey don't judge. The Gates are a chilly room.
The awards aren't ordered, so it's top12, not #1 to #12. And Eviternity 2 was rightfully snubbed this year (because it got a gold last year).
December 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The awards aren't ordered, so it's top12, not #1 to #12. And Eviternity 2 was rightfully snubbed this year (because it got a gold last year).
I'm not much of a fan of the menswear guy, but I think he'd be entirely entitled to a righteous double tap airstrike on this atrocity.
December 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I'm not much of a fan of the menswear guy, but I think he'd be entirely entitled to a righteous double tap airstrike on this atrocity.
Neopravitelné exluzivní ťuťuňuňu součástky z Itálie... já bych je Ukrajině přeci jen dal. Můžou je efektivně zužitkovat tak, že je podstrčí rusákovi k ukořistění, ať se s nima pak posere on.
December 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Neopravitelné exluzivní ťuťuňuňu součástky z Itálie... já bych je Ukrajině přeci jen dal. Můžou je efektivně zužitkovat tak, že je podstrčí rusákovi k ukořistění, ať se s nima pak posere on.
Is something getting lost in translation? Guy gave Czechoslovakia as an example of a country attacked by the USSR, which happened in 1968. Other guy is getting insulted on CS's behalf about fictional interpretation of 1938. And now you're talking about Russia never needing additional pylons.
November 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Is something getting lost in translation? Guy gave Czechoslovakia as an example of a country attacked by the USSR, which happened in 1968. Other guy is getting insulted on CS's behalf about fictional interpretation of 1938. And now you're talking about Russia never needing additional pylons.
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about. He was talking about 1968.
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about. He was talking about 1968.
"Good lord what's happening in there?! 📉" "Artificial general intelligence?" "Artificial general intelligence?! At this time of year, at this time of revenue reports, in this part of the news cycle, localized entirely within your definition." "Yeeeees."
November 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
"Good lord what's happening in there?! 📉" "Artificial general intelligence?" "Artificial general intelligence?! At this time of year, at this time of revenue reports, in this part of the news cycle, localized entirely within your definition." "Yeeeees."
The electorate claiming things were better under communism let the communist coalition bomb, and instead voted for the oligarch promising them higher pensions, and the fascists who will defend the country against Muslims, gays, Ukrainians, EU bureaucrats, Greta, and... communism.
November 6, 2025 at 9:51 AM
The electorate claiming things were better under communism let the communist coalition bomb, and instead voted for the oligarch promising them higher pensions, and the fascists who will defend the country against Muslims, gays, Ukrainians, EU bureaucrats, Greta, and... communism.
You'll have to excuse my self-deprecation then. We also just had an election, and that yearning for the olden days of collective bliss crystallized into a coalition of a billionaire oligarch with amorphous politics, bona fide fascists, and a party of Andrew Tate-like sieg heiling trolls.
November 6, 2025 at 9:26 AM
You'll have to excuse my self-deprecation then. We also just had an election, and that yearning for the olden days of collective bliss crystallized into a coalition of a billionaire oligarch with amorphous politics, bona fide fascists, and a party of Andrew Tate-like sieg heiling trolls.
I'm from East Europistan and let's not romanticize what we had here. Any ostalgia polls are only ever resonating with hateful old people who are shockingly conservative and against what you think a communist is.
Do not drag us into this, for your own sake.
Do not drag us into this, for your own sake.
November 6, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I'm from East Europistan and let's not romanticize what we had here. Any ostalgia polls are only ever resonating with hateful old people who are shockingly conservative and against what you think a communist is.
Do not drag us into this, for your own sake.
Do not drag us into this, for your own sake.
While I'm having a prolonged stroke from watching this, why not adding that this is how I learned that Alex Jones crossed the Brimley/Cocoon Line on Nov 5, 2024, the day America elected Trump for the second time. I'm appending this sentence just so there aren't 88 symbols left.
October 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
While I'm having a prolonged stroke from watching this, why not adding that this is how I learned that Alex Jones crossed the Brimley/Cocoon Line on Nov 5, 2024, the day America elected Trump for the second time. I'm appending this sentence just so there aren't 88 symbols left.
My dude they had the opportunity and a clear lane to pull it off. And Merrick Garland chose to let bygones be bygones and let everything slide in the name of bipartisan unity.
September 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
My dude they had the opportunity and a clear lane to pull it off. And Merrick Garland chose to let bygones be bygones and let everything slide in the name of bipartisan unity.
I had to look it up, because my first instinct was a parody, or maybe full AI slop. But it's worse. It's daily mail. J James Johnson is a real person. The fawning adoration in the accompanying article would make Kim Jong Un blush.
September 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I had to look it up, because my first instinct was a parody, or maybe full AI slop. But it's worse. It's daily mail. J James Johnson is a real person. The fawning adoration in the accompanying article would make Kim Jong Un blush.